I just have to vent here...

First time I've actually waited for a laptop or even a netbook to popup... NOTHING! I was about to pull the trigger on the G-Tablet but I need a laptop. Well you know.. I could sure upgrade my surround sound now that our tax refund came in, I can get myself some nice Energy speakers, NOTHING! Nephews b-day coming up... I'll get him a cheap MP3 player! WAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... NOTHING!! and no Burrito Of Chorizo either...

I've sat thru every single wootoff for the past year and I can honestly say this time, worst wootoff ever! lol

Ughhh this is going to take too long. Im going to call a smoke break and hope to god every doesnt start grabbing 3.

I bought 2 more to add the the three black caped monkeys that I bought earlier.

W00Tsh00t wrote:Woot has not got ANY of my money since the amazon got them. Woot blows now! What happened to the gOod products they used to sell??
Anyone remember the 3 piece travel bags for 30 bucks that u could choose purple, red and some other color??
Still had the Khols tags of like $120 on them and are exceptional quality!
Or how about the morphy Richards food processor for 50 brand new???? My mum loves that damn thing !

Some things are better left unsaid.

I have more screaming monkeys than my (ex-)wife cared for

pegreenb wrote:So A Little Woot Monkey Story:

I bought one a way back when, in '07. I put it on my desk at work. One day I come to work and it's gone! What someone has stolen my woot monkey!!? I ask around and it ends up a co-worker thought -- well I don't know what he was thinking -- Anyway he took it, liked it SOO Much he, packed it up and sent it to his Wife and Kids living in the Philippines!! So I ask him We, the Hitchhikers and he calls his wife, and she pulls it out of the arms of her daughter and sends it back. So now I have a Woot Monkey proudly displayed after an extra 2 month journey and 15,000 miles of extra flying...

. . . you took it back from that distance and from a child?

>_>

pegreenb wrote:So A Little Woot Monkey Story:

I bought one a way back when, in '07. I put it on my desk at work. One day I come to work and it's gone! What someone has stolen my woot monkey!!? I ask around and it ends up a co-worker thought -- well I don't know what he was thinking -- Anyway he took it, liked it SOO Much he, packed it up and sent it to his Wife and Kids living in the Philippines!! So I ask him We, the Hitchhikers and he calls his wife, and she pulls it out of the arms of her daughter and sends it back. So now I have a Woot Monkey proudly displayed after an extra 2 month journey and 15,000 miles of extra flying...

Good lord man, I'd have just let them keep it at that point, I know we all LOVE woot monkeys, but sheesh :O

Does anyone know if this thing is compatible with Apple? Can it be downloaded to iPod or Ipad? I don't want to buy the dang thing only to find out it doesn't network. You know?

Bring on the bag of Gooch cheese

For everyone looking for a Big o' Cosmos..
Did you not see what happened last friday???
I mean catch a clue they had a Big o' Cosmos woot-off.
If you missed it there then you probably missed out.

over 2feet of monkey? But I already have a 3 year old :/

This is the BIG one.

gmartell wrote:April 1st Only had 770 Big o' Cosmos's. 2-3 day Woots have taken place before and since a low number of Big o' Cosmos's were given on 4/1, likely the Woot off will go another day. Ain't life fun!

Close to 7500, bro.

Green? I already had one 'o these. Better buy (for me) were the GREENSPACE T-Shirts from SHIRT.WOOT when SHIRT.WOOT Screwed up and didn't have a design in time! I even wore one of those this week.
BRING BACK GREEN-SPACE SHIRT.WOOT!!
WHO's WITh Me? (Who Remembers it?)

gargreguan wrote:I'd like to see the return of the tiny keychain monkey.

My keychain monkey straddles the brake stick of my Camaro. Wish I had a picture to share.

BizzyQU wrote:Have seen it on a couple of occasions, I don't think this one is over just yet though could keep going

Nope, it's over. Not all woot-offs have crap.

I wish they would bring back the keychain ones. Any one have some they want to sell? I need about a dozen of them. djcjkj@aol.com

bluejester wrote:I second this notion.

WE NEED BACON CAPE!!!!!

I agree, something like that would totally be worth going out of my way to order

a regular black, red, green, blue...nah

now the tiedye or leopard print?
def worth the collecting!

I want my bolsa de basura

I just want to let you guys know that cats do not like Woot monkeys.

Not sure how acurate this post is because it's not from a Woot staffer, but there does not appear to have been a giant screaming monkey with a green cape. Maybe someone can correct me?

http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?PostID=3922572&PageIndex=1&ReplyCount=38#post4381991

let me get this straight. you pull off an April fools joke and get me to play crap shoot for 2 hours. so you do a 3 super huge woot off...

like that's going to get me to fall back in love with you woot.

oh, wait! a razer death adder. ok.. ok.. maybe just one.

jpawmsu wrote:I regret not getting the sperm count test, need to know if I should pick up some woot condoms or not.

Well that depends on how many monkeys you got.

First Screaming Monkey. Can't believe I just spent $10 on a plush... lol

dep3che wrote:I just have to vent here...

First time I've actually waited for a laptop or even a netbook to popup... NOTHING! I was about to pull the trigger on the G-Tablet but I need a laptop. Well you know.. I could sure upgrade my surround sound now that our tax refund came in, I can get myself some nice Energy speakers, NOTHING! Nephews b-day coming up... I'll get him a cheap MP3 player! WAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... NOTHING!! and no Burrito Of Chorizo either...

I've sat thru every single wootoff for the past year and I can honestly say this time, worst wootoff ever! lol

There's have a whine.woot-off. That may be more to your liking.

Oh, sorry. It's wine.woot. Never mind.

SirVancelot wrote:My keychain monkey straddles the brake stick of my Camaro. Wish I had a picture to share.

There's really no need. I can picture it perfectly.
:o)

waverider01 wrote:I just want to let you guys know that cats do not like Woot monkeys.

in for 3

even on the kid woot and wine woot site the lights are no longer flashing .....

matt1976 wrote:Close to 7500, bro.

I stand corrected

suzika wrote:I missed the black giant ones I have a red giant. Damn, that makes me sad I have been collecting them for sometime.

If you get an extra green one, I'll trade you for a black one. Got 3 black ones, don't need 'em all :0)

waterbaby3 wrote:Mine has sat in a booster seat!! Complete with seat belt. When I picked the kid up, he was a tad confused. Teehee...

Actually, based on age, size, and weight, by state law I should have him in the back seat in a rear-facing car seat.... But those windows are all tinted, and what's the fun in transporting your Woot monkey if people can't see it?

W00Tsh00t wrote:Woot has not got ANY of my money since the amazon got them. Woot blows now! What happened to the gOod products they used to sell??
Anyone remember the 3 piece travel bags for 30 bucks that u could choose purple, red and some other color??
Still had the Khols tags of like $120 on them and are exceptional quality!
Or how about the morphy Richards food processor for 50 brand new???? My mum loves that damn thing !

Drier Balls, Sperm Kits and random LiveStrong products not fun and random enough for you?

Only getting errors when i try to buy one.

Lhos wrote:. . . you took it back from that distance and from a child?

>_>

You took the words out of my mouth.

I have been waitig for years for a purple monkey.... Maye next time

gmartell wrote:Would you buy a life-sized screaming monkey?

Yes, yes.............

ArmyOfQuad wrote:Where was the Big Orphaned Cetacea?

There was none. Very disappointed with this 2-day woot-off. Only thing I got was a gaming mouse.

Ahhh - a flying screaming monkey to finish the WootOff. All is right in the world again.

Youza! I did not realize it was a GIANT FSM! Put me down for 3! (xmas presents in the making)

waverider01 wrote:I just want to let you guys know that cats do not like Woot monkeys.

Mine DOES!!!

But...then there's a reason her name is Gremlin...

Its over, no one is buying thse monkeys anyway. The clock will hit 1am and the lights will go out