No one ever sits next to me, unless EVERY OTHER SEAT on the bus is taken.
I'm not sure why this is. I've been assured by friends and acquaintances that I do not smell, so that can't be it.
It's a mystery, really.
That having been said, cell phones do not bother me NEARLY as much as the tadpoles who sit in the back with their legs spread as far apart as possible, bellowing obscenities at each other.
GET OFF MY LAWN.