Hmm, with Avengers being such a big hit, I propose we have a comic book styled movie based off of the characters from the woot wines.
Dr. Humbug - The maniacal pest, Dr. Humbug has vowed to obliterate all happiness from the earth. His plan is simple: create an everlasting hangover powder inserted into his tasty juice sold at a great price.
Polyphemus - The giant right-hand eye of Dr. Humbug, he is in charge of producing the juice. It is said that he can crush enough grapes to make 1000 barrels of wine in 15 minutes. His weakness is that he can consume the same amount in 16 minutes. And sheep, for some reason he likes to tend sheep.
The Monkeys - The creations of Dr. Humbug, the monkeys do what monkeys do: create chaos, fling poo, create chaos, and fling poo. With the first generation of Monkeys being wiped out during the battle of Rinfrescante, Dr. Humbug set out to create a more chaotic poo-flinging set of Monkeys. Somewhere along the line he didn't add enough acid, and ended up with a flabby 2nd set of monkeys with half the range. Good thing there are twice as many...
The AssAssin - Combining his super jaw strength and his uncanny ability to buy decent, adequate gifts for everyone, the AssAssin has sworn to protect the universe from the evils of Dr. Humbug. He is immune to the hangover powder and has been known to break bottles with his bare teeth. His stubbornness is a strength at times as well as a weakness.
Toothstejnn - The Nordic warrior strikes fear into all that see him. Well, the people that see his incredibly disgusting, precursory English, blackish-purple chops, that is. With his huge biceps and his nightmarish corkscrew, he can easily dispose of most any bottle of Dr. Humbug's juice that is thrown his way. He is a loner ala Punisher, but mostly because people can't stand to be around that pie-hole of his.
Well, that was fun, but unfortunately for me (and maybe fortunately for you) that is all the time I have for now...
Edit: Oops, totally missed the 200 words or less requirement. Sorry.