I got my Bottle Of Crunk this morning



1) Standard Issue Thermos Pub Mug. Keeps drinks 2x as cold is what I believe the box said. I've been known to put down a few adult beverages, so I'm sure this will come in handy, providing I remember to grab it before I head out to a party.

2) Elephant Puzzle. Just look at those kids. All dressed up and having fun! Now if they're enjoying themselves by putting the x into the x slot and the triangle into the triangle slot, then there's no reason I shouldn't be able to enjoy this. Where's that pub mug? I think I need a drink.

3) Samsonite Photo/Video Bag. It's ultra-protective, so it'll keep my 3 yr old 4MP camera from getting dinged up. Could have used it a few years ago.

4) Cat© Optical Reader. From the good folks at Digitalconvergence.com (currently out of business), I got an optical reader shaped like a cat getting ready to pounce. This would have been much better if it were a cat-shaped mouse. More info about this thing can be found at http://cuecat.com/. Out of the four, I nominate this one as "most likely to collect dust." However, this thing can be "hacked" and made to be used as a barcode scanned for DVD, CDs, and the link.

More info about it can be found on wiki, but this quote grabbed me.
"In June 2005, a liquidator offered two million CueCats for sale at $0.30 each (in quantities of 500,000 or more)." I'm almost willing to bet woot jumped on this ;)

Finally the woot gods blessed me with a knock on my door at 4:59pm wst... Inside a box left on my doorstep was a flying screaming woot monkey, a pub glass, 5 gell pens, a camera bag, and a woot I havent seen yet - a three pack of 'Exciting collectible comics' !!! the monkey entertained my son for almost 18 seconds before he ran back to his nintendo ds, but the pub glass will entertain me for months to come a nice haul for my first ever Blantently Overpaid Congressman

got my Beethoven on Concrete today... came right before I got home for lunch, but my camera's batteries were dead, so I didn't open it... put the batteries on the charger and opened it after work...

1x woot.com Superfly Monkey (everybody is ducking and running away from me)
1x Samsonite PB60 Photo/Video Ultra Protective bag
1x Thermos Pub Glass (currently full of ale from the keg)
1x Exciting Collectible comics consisting of Groo, Starstruck, and Fantastic Four
4x Penatia gelicious pens
4x plastic bags of air

and the proof...

the FedEx retag:


the original tag (left), and the Monster Cable shipper from the original box (right), and the re-label (top)


and the goods:


all I was really hoping for was the monkey, and the pub glass is useful... a cuecat would have been fun... very good cràp... the anticipation is the best part... the late shipping and seeing everybody else getting theirs the previous week was killing me...

next time I'm crossing my fingers for a roomba or robosapien... w00t!

Yea -Thanks Woot

3 x Fart Bombs
1 x Samsonite Photo/Video Bag
1 x Thermos Pub Glass (unscathed)
1 x Woot Monkey

And one large can of California Girl Sardines

I Love Sardines - Life is good!!!!!

While you wooters are waiting to post what you got or see what others got... come on over to the photoshop contest thread and get a few laughs. This weeks theme was Design a new electronic device that would really amaze us if we saw it at the Consumer Electronics Show.
I did a quick image on how to make your wootoffs less stressful here

The thread beginning is here.

Enjoy


I was going to put this up yesterday but I didn't want to seem like I was influencing anyone just in case there was a vote. There were a lot of good entries though.
See the winners here.

Got mine:

1 x Thermos pub glass (love this, got one last time also)
1 x Samsonite bag (large version)
3 x Gelicious pens (blue)
1 x Screaming Woot! Monkey (to keep my other one company)
1 x 4-pack mouse traps (no mice around here to speak of)

Thanks Woot! :o)

ramsfan01 wrote:Man my stupid dog got to my monkey and when I caught him the monkey was soaked in slober and not my monkey doesn't work anymore.

Just an update the Woot! monkey is feeling fine now after 30 minutes of surgery I reattached on of his arteries and he is alive and screeching. I was worried there for a moment.

My craps arrived today! I got one Thermos insulated pub glass, three dozen Magnum Pistol Poppers, one Screaming Woot! Monkey with Cape, two Gellicious spring-loaded pens, and a Samsonite camera bag.

What's a Magnum Pistol Popper? It's some dangerous-looking device from China that reminds me of those champagne poppers that spray streamers everywhere. Now I have 36 of them.

Photos:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jweill/sets/72157594468580004/

That is exactly what I got.

Amblyopia wrote:got my Beethoven on Concrete today... came right before I got home for lunch, but my camera's batteries were dead, so I didn't open it... put the batteries on the charger and opened it after work...

1x woot.com Superfly Monkey (everybody is ducking and running away from me)
1x Samsonite PB60 Photo/Video Ultra Protective bag
1x Thermos Pub Glass (currently full of ale from the keg)
1x Exciting Collectible comics consisting of Groo, Starstruck, and Fantastic Four
4x Penatia gelicious pens
4x plastic bags of air

and the proof...



and the goods:


all I was really hoping for was the monkey, and the pub glass is useful... a cuecat would have been fun... very good cràp... the anticipation is the best part... the late shipping and seeing everybody else getting theirs the previous week was killing me...

next time I'm crossing my fingers for a roomba or robosapien... w00t!

Which issue number of Fantastic Four is it? Care to trade for some laxative tea?

Finally, my Brittle Old Cactus arrived, containing...

1x Samsonite Camera Bag
1x Western Cowboy play set
1x SCREAMING WOOT MONKEY
1x CONAIR Instant Hot Lather Machine Model HLM10R - don't think I've seen this one up here yet.

Not bad for eight clams.

Got my Bandolier of Carrots today:
1 Samsonite camera bag
1 insulated pub glass
1 Flying Woot Monkey
1 Child's Rain Parka Size 6 (Red, I believe) - no child, so it's off to Goodwill

tennisliang98 wrote:Woohoo!!! I got my first crap. projected delivery date was jan 8, but they got it to me today! =D

1x Samsonite Camera Bag
1x Thermohawk 200 thermometer
1x Screaming Woot Monkey
1x Small Farm Tractor Toy

I got exactly the same thing. Pretty good Bandolier of Carrots in my book.

Got my swag today…

1 x Samsonite Camera Bag (pretty nice)
1 x Thermos Pub Glass (intact!)
1 x set of black plastic measuring spoons
3 x Blue mini-gel pens
1 x Orgasmic monkey, no woot cape

Not a bad haul for 8 bucks… That monkey has proven to be worth the entire purchase price. My 1 ½ year old daughter is simultaneously fascinated and terrified of it, as it performs fearless feats of flight around the living room!

Thanks Woot!

man... cant believe no one else has received a pair of womens shoes other than me... just my luck...

jmesick wrote:

That is exactly what I got.

Thank you for the informative post. Love your body, Larry.

elurew wrote:man... cant believe no one else has received a pair of womens shoes other than me... just my luck...

Hahaha... those were some sexy shoes though... I could totally go for a pair.

3rd lifetime Bandolier of Carrots and a sweet haul:
camera bag
wooden sword (!)
superfly monkey (!)
Roomba (!!!)

Thank you Woot!!

Got mine

Samsonite Photo/Video Bag
Thermos Pub Mug.
CueCat

AND

a remote control tower Crane????

CueCat and Crane up for trade

Finally got mine! I got...
1. A camera bag
2. A thermos
3. A screaming monkey with cape
and...
4. A CAN OF SARDINES.

Am I the only one who got a can of sardines?

I figured out the monkey finally, much to the dog's chagrin. She is hiding now.

Got mine late yesterday:

1 Monkey
4 Pens
1 Fair type plastic glass
1 Barbie vacuum
1 Camera Bag

Son is not real happy with the Barbie vacuum. But, happy to give it to a freind's 2 sisiters.

First Bandolier of Carrots. Not too bad.

18 woots

eanian wrote:worst x-mas EVAR! i ordered 3 random craps...got my box this morning...all i got was some lame anaimation station...camera bag...a japanese transformer...and a freakin cuecat. woopie. how do i only get four things? woot has let me down once again. last year all i got was a calendar that expired in 2 months. thanks woot! i know i shouldnt be complaining...it isnt called random crap for nothing....i guess i got excited seeing how some people got some cool doody...not even a monkey!? come on! ive been a wooter for like 2 years! im gonna start my own woot...and im gonna give away smurfin gold coins and rubies bitch!

So you ordered THREE craps, and you got FOUR, and you're complaining?

How do you count on whatever planet you're on?

Got mine - Thanks WOOT
1 woot monkey
1 camera bag - perfect as the wife has already taken it.
1 American flag helix shaped wind twister
1 pack of fortune telling cards
1 plastic thermometer
1 pc animation station

Just got mine.

I have to be honest I was really hoping for something big like a roomba, but I'm not complaining...

Instead I got

i Screaming Monkey
3 Gelacious Pens
I Thermos
1 Camera Bag

and

a box of 100 Fart Bombs! I was scared as hell counting all of them, because I just received this at work.

Could you imagine if one went off here???

shockthemonkey wrote:
MISSTUUUUU SPAHKUHLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Joe Lets Talk Why Not?
You Mister Sparkle?
We Send You Tape. Answer Question 100%.

[quote user="sixwinter"]

And one large can of California Girl Sardines

How do you know the sardines are girls?

hellkitten wrote:[quote user="sixwinter"]

And one large can of California Girl Sardines

How do you know the sardines are girls?

They're the ones with pony-tails.

elurew wrote:man... cant believe no one else has received a pair of womens shoes other than me... just my luck...

""a pair of black Bellini Spain pumps size 38 - at least they're new, LOL ""
check back to page 44, towards the bottom...."Wobblytoddles" also reveived shoes.

I thought I saw someone else who received shoes in their Bangles On Charo.

elurew wrote:man... cant believe no one else has received a pair of womens shoes other than me... just my luck...

I got a pair too.

Just got mine too...

1 Pub Glass
1 Camera Bag
1 WOOT MONKEY

and....1 pair of BLUE XXXL Womens Underwear

For those of you who haven't had the luck and joy of getting one of the screaming flying woot monkeys, I did a stupid little video with my phone. Ya get the point, and you'll understand what makes them so fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7A1LwzLxYw

I know, I need to work on my monkey tossing technique and my video skills, but I haven't seen any other videos. That means it's the BEST SCREAMING FLYING WOOT MONKEY VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!1!11!!ONEone!!11! lol

Enjoy!

Oh yeah, and here's what the Bandolier of Carrots contained...

Great Video! Last flight was the best.

invisisam wrote:For those of you who haven't had the luck and joy of getting one of the screaming flying woot monkeys, I did a stupid little video with my phone. Ya get the point, and you'll understand what makes them so fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7A1LwzLxYw

I know, I need to work on my monkey tossing technique and my video skills, but I haven't seen any other videos. That means it's the BEST SCREAMING FLYING WOOT MONKEY VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!1!11!!ONEone!!11! lol

Enjoy!

invisisam wrote:For those of you who haven't had the luck and joy of getting one of the screaming flying woot monkeys, I did a stupid little video with my phone. Ya get the point, and you'll understand what makes them so fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7A1LwzLxYw

I know, I need to work on my monkey tossing technique and my video skills, but I haven't seen any other videos. That means it's the BEST SCREAMING FLYING WOOT MONKEY VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!1!11!!ONEone!!11! lol

Enjoy!

Am living vicariously through all of you that being shut out of the fabulous Bandolier of Carrots. This video has been the best. I was laughing at all of your dogs running away from the monkey -- until I played the video and my cat went nuts! His tail fluffed up and he came running up to the laptop, took a swat at it then ran around the room looking for the screamer . . . thanks for the entertainment!

Darn, What was I doing 10 pm Christmas eve????
I feel like I missed the Google IPO.
I do have 3 Awesome Monkeys though..phew.....


I'll look back in a few years and think,.... What was i think'n, I think.

You west coast guys have it made. My internal clock ( like to see on of THOOSE on WOOT one morning) now wakes me up at 12:58AM eastern. I get a drink of water and refresh either my web page ( I've got an F5 complex!) or my Woot Widget! REALLY, almost every night, just before 1AM. It's amazing what we can teach our bodies to do!

Gene

nanobot wrote:Darn, What was I doing 10 pm Christmas eve????
I feel like I missed the Google IPO.
I do have 3 Awesome Monkeys though..phew.....


I'll look back in a few years and think,.... What was i think'n, I think.

Is it possible for a woot employee to confirm the 20gb PS3s?

For some reason, I don't believe it...

invisisam wrote:For those of you who haven't had the luck and joy of getting one of the screaming flying woot monkeys, I did a stupid little video with my phone. Ya get the point, and you'll understand what makes them so fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7A1LwzLxYw

I know, I need to work on my monkey tossing technique and my video skills, but I haven't seen any other videos. That means it's the BEST SCREAMING FLYING WOOT MONKEY VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!1!11!!ONEone!!11! lol

Enjoy!

Excellent. I hadn't ever seen the wine.woot: monkey prize testing trials video that's posted to youtube either--it was linked under the list of similar videos. Heh.

1 Camera Bag
3 Gel Pens
1 Woot Monkey
1 Pink Cutting Board
1 awesome uber flashlight (Vectorlite 1.5 million candles) the ac adapter is broken but the car adapter works. Thanks woot <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*sorry for the h-scroll rape

If anyone that got that camera bag does not need it, and wants to give it to someone that could use it. please let me know. PM or email me, billyblonde@hotmail.com