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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.554s
First Sucker:
mplarkin
Last Wooter to Woot:
jismay
Last Purchase:
3 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 34% of Woot.com Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 27% of Woot.com Woots
Top 25% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 30% < 25 woots
  • 47% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 60% bought 1
  • 26% bought 2
  • 14% bought 3

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wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack
$9.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

bkarlan


quality posts: 46 Private Messages bkarlan

Come get you some Schwetty balls

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

wyattx17


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wyattx17

Could this be a 3 day woot off?

allhighruler


quality posts: 5 Private Messages allhighruler

Ha Sweaty balls

pearbear39


quality posts: 4 Private Messages pearbear39

Do I even have to say it?

popo12345


quality posts: 0 Private Messages popo12345

Dear Woot
i hate you
-goodnight

5erade


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 5erade
wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?



Aww balls.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Looks like w00tgurl called this one a few minutes ago

Also looks like w00tgurl needs to get her butt in the IRC

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 18 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

I bought three boxes last time. They make great gifts.


bayportbob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bayportbob

this good! i'd like these schwetty balls in my bag o crap

wooting since 07.17.07

wisenekt


quality posts: 29 Private Messages wisenekt

Can we pretend all the jokes have already been made?

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 86 Private Messages sellbuyer92
wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?



i hope so...i need some sleep...


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nb109


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nb109

sigh.

george123457


quality posts: 1 Private Messages george123457

I always need extra balls. I always lose mine.

thestickyb


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thestickyb

My girlfriend really likes my Schwetty Balls. In for 2!

erick99


quality posts: 21 Private Messages erick99

People find dimples attractive so I suppose if my balls had dimples it wouldn't be so bad.

Erick R Williams
Only worry about the present. The past is over and the future will be the present soon enough

moxxee


quality posts: 13 Private Messages moxxee

Prepare to be sued by Ben and Jerry's

BeVibe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BeVibe

Throw in delivery by Alec Baldwin, and you've got yourself a deal!

Beverly Roden

meow57


quality posts: 3 Private Messages meow57

Eeewwwww.... Balls!

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

For the one person still loving SNL on earth.

Please buy them all.

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

pitagurl16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pitagurl16

Where are all my late night wooters from last night?

sadsephiroth


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sadsephiroth

Rather have a damn dirty ape than damn dirty balls. You have broken my heart and left my soul empty, Woot.

allhighruler


quality posts: 5 Private Messages allhighruler

No one wants to buy any of woots sweaty balls

dfunk29


quality posts: 48 Private Messages dfunk29

Got me a box of these for my dad for father's day. Can't wait until he opens them up and goes out with his buddies.

"Who's looking for their left ball?"

Could father's day get any better? I think not.

tsveggie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tsveggie

I didnt know they made golf balls for left and right handed hitters

coolbro12389


quality posts: 3 Private Messages coolbro12389

got some for my dad, hes a pain to shop for, sure these would make a nice gift

magorphenger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages magorphenger

Chronological Reorder

allhighruler


quality posts: 5 Private Messages allhighruler
pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?



Right here, stayed up till 2:30, plan on doing it again! (Unless a Barrels of Crud comes fast)

Darksoul13


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moxxee wrote:Prepare to be sued by Ben and Jerry's



If they do we will never see these on a off again......

.....wait yea the logo will be bleached or sanded off and sold a former name brand....

Silly Rabbit......

KCFalcon59


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KCFalcon59

Schwetty Balls make great gifts.

Basileus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Basileus

I don't know why I hoped Woot would take the high road (or the more subtly witty one) and not take the obvious gag. It would have been more amusingly clever to avoid it and let the community wonder why they avoided the low-hanging fruit, since we all know Woot is a very mature website for mature web posters such as myself.

robbystowe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robbystowe
pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?



fighting off sleep yet again by hitting F5 over and over...

JAaronL


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JAaronL
wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?



considering how many shwetty balls there are around in this place... most likely

dfunk29


quality posts: 48 Private Messages dfunk29
pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?



Right here!!

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

I'm thinking about buying thesefor my friend Dusty M. Uffin.

salwei


quality posts: 3 Private Messages salwei

Well this will take us well into the morning

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

moxxee


quality posts: 13 Private Messages moxxee

And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find

joshobra


quality posts: 38 Private Messages joshobra

Good save there on adding balls before golf balls.

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
O-M-G! That Squirrel stole my Bag of Crap!

cstpierre


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cstpierre

This iswhatwe callour soda salt glaze balls yayayayayay. Whywooot