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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack
$9.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

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Come get you some Schwetty balls

Could this be a 3 day woot off?

Ha Sweaty balls

Do I even have to say it?

Dear Woot
i hate you
-goodnight

wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?

Aww balls.

Looks like w00tgurl called this one a few minutes ago

Also looks like w00tgurl needs to get her butt in the IRC

I bought three boxes last time. They make great gifts.

this good! i'd like these schwetty balls in my bag o crap

Can we pretend all the jokes have already been made?

wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?

i hope so...i need some sleep...

sigh.

I always need extra balls. I always lose mine.

My girlfriend really likes my Schwetty Balls. In for 2!

People find dimples attractive so I suppose if my balls had dimples it wouldn't be so bad.

Prepare to be sued by Ben and Jerry's

Throw in delivery by Alec Baldwin, and you've got yourself a deal!

Eeewwwww.... Balls!

For the one person still loving SNL on earth.

Please buy them all.

Where are all my late night wooters from last night?

Rather have a damn dirty ape than damn dirty balls. You have broken my heart and left my soul empty, Woot.

No one wants to buy any of woots sweaty balls

Got me a box of these for my dad for father's day. Can't wait until he opens them up and goes out with his buddies.

"Who's looking for their left ball?"

Could father's day get any better? I think not.

I didnt know they made golf balls for left and right handed hitters

got some for my dad, hes a pain to shop for, sure these would make a nice gift

pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?

Right here, stayed up till 2:30, plan on doing it again! (Unless a Barrels of Crud comes fast)

moxxee wrote:Prepare to be sued by Ben and Jerry's

If they do we will never see these on a off again......

.....wait yea the logo will be bleached or sanded off and sold a former name brand....

Schwetty Balls make great gifts.

I don't know why I hoped Woot would take the high road (or the more subtly witty one) and not take the obvious gag. It would have been more amusingly clever to avoid it and let the community wonder why they avoided the low-hanging fruit, since we all know Woot is a very mature website for mature web posters such as myself.

pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?

fighting off sleep yet again by hitting F5 over and over...

wyattx17 wrote:Could this be a 3 day woot off?

considering how many shwetty balls there are around in this place... most likely

pitagurl16 wrote:Where are all my late night wooters from last night?

Right here!!

I'm thinking about buying thesefor my friend Dusty M. Uffin.

Well this will take us well into the morning

And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find

Good save there on adding balls before golf balls.

This iswhatwe callour soda salt glaze balls yayayayayay. Whywooot