Jonah might have had an easier time if he had taken his emergency kit...

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LKK wrote:Porpoise Driven

Ha ha, good one LKK.

LKK wrote:Jonah might have had an easier time if he had taken his emergency kit...

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I like this one! The porpoise driven life is hilarious, good read while your trapped in a whale. Plus its fitting for the theme. Most of the entries don't seem to get the emergency part of emergency kit. Getting eaten by a whale is a true emergency.

unicornlover69 wrote:

I like this one! The porpoise driven life is hilarious, good read while your trapped in a whale. Plus its fitting for the theme. Most of the entries don't seem to get the emergency part of emergency kit. Getting eaten by a whale is a true emergency.

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faithcoaching wrote:

Ha ha, good one LKK.

Thank you!

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twallis wrote:

Ha! Took me a while to get this one. Great job.
Edit - You even 'inspired' some imitators.

Hmmm I guess the car is out.

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This is my first entry in a while. I learned to use color and gradient overlay on different layers on this one. I used this tutorial for help. I don't know if its clear but those are lock cutters.



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Harry Houdini
Dive Helmet
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Oedipus' Emergency Travel Kit

Includes:
1 Folding Cane
1 Paternity Test
1 copy of Sigmund Freud's Beginner's Guide to Your Complex
Bonus chariot bumper sticker included at no extra charge

Large Version

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Doctor's Bag
Freud's Mom
Book
Picture Frame
Gloves
Ear Plugs
Freud's Couch

How he could manage that many wives when the rig broke down will always be a mystery...

buckie74 wrote:

I love the MRE!

stereo3d wrote:

OMG. ROLF!!!

Is this a typo of ROFL ("Rolling On Floor Laughing" or are you suggesting that the subject matter makes you want to puke?

plinth wrote:Why are you making these kits so complicated?

McGuyver is DEAD!?!?

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http://mysite.verizon.net/res0qaye/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dracula_bela_lugosi.jpg

Females everywhere realize the importance of emergency kits thanks to June Allyson.



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shan24 wrote:

unless I'm missing something, you might want to check the spelling of "villain"

lockeroom wrote:

unless I'm missing something, you might want to check the spelling of "villain"

maybe it was the dyslexic villains convention of '97 :-P

froznwrage wrote:

maybe it was the dyslexic villains convention of '97 :-P

they must have been dyslexic. did u see the SPF? they got the 666 totally backwards!

Marie Antoinette's last words

lockeroom wrote:
unless I'm missing something, you might want to check the spelling of "villain"

Thanks lockeroom, fixed.
Please know that you will never see
Villains spelled wrongly again by me.

Lincoln, modeling his roadside emergency kit



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Also, I know it's kind of late in the game, but if anyone wants a "blank" of the Roadside bag, you can use mine here.

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Does Monkey prize winner submit picks for the weeks entries?
I am but a noob at this winning the monkey prize thing

froznwrage wrote:Does Monkey prize winner submit picks for the weeks entries?
I am but a noob at this winning the monkey prize thing

You have to be a "money" prize winner to submit picks. Well, actually, that's not true, anyone can submit picks, but the Toonster will only consider those submitted by money winners.

Do what I do ... on Monday randomly pick a few and post your picks in this thread. It's fun!

faithcoaching wrote:

You have to be a "money" prize winner to submit picks. Well, actually, that's not true, anyone can submit picks, but the Toonster will only consider those submitted by money winners.

Do what I do ... on Monday randomly pick a few and post your picks in this thread. It's fun!

less work for me, lol. There are a few choice picks this week, but most are very close and it would be a tough decision. Ill stick to reading other's picks

Aphrodite

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Groucho's Emergency Case



If for no other reason, the judges should pick me because then they can say...
"Festivegod said the secret word and won $100."

Heh. I'm so funny.

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tgentry wrote:

I was thinking about doing Houdini myself, but you beat me to it. Nice work, it looks really sharp.

Thanks, tgentry! You can always still do one.

Ever wonder how George kept his white horse white?


Closeup of emergency refill kit


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FRIDA KAHLO

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Metal Box

Drpachuco and Josephus wrote:Critique

Thanks for the advice guys! I'm away from home for the weekend and have limited means for chopping (ie: no photoshop) but for some reason it didn't occur to me to just put a photo of the actual thing in there instead of a newer launch. Image has been fixed to a degree. In terms of the CO2 scrubbers - awesome idea but it was more than I could have added at this point.

Since this idea will otherwise go unused, if anybody wants to photoshop Jimi Hendrix using his backup guitar as his other one burns at woodstock, you have my blessing. I'll even start you off with a source image...

Almost didn't get one in this week... good thing I felt like procrastinating on other stuff.

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U.S. Grant's real emergency kit, according to historians.

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