killingtime wrote:

My dad is pretty cute, wouldn't you agree?

I would.
(And I still feel manly.) lol

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

FSMA

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

EDIT: VERY talented!

I wish...I got a B+ in a drawing class once. [:~]

*me checks A's contact lenses. *spits. *polishes them.

Better?

i donated by buying a lottery ticket ($100) for the autism society of rhode island
the prize was/is going to be a puzzle piece painted harley davidson

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

He's got the best hair, eyes, lips and smile creases.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

what a beautiful child!!
i got teary when i saw that face.
(he does look lke my nephew but other than that... he is just adorable)

coffeenogrumpy wrote:

what a beautiful child!! i got teary when i saw that face. (he does look lke my nephew but other than that... he is just adorable)

Is it me or does he remind you of the guy in the "Blue Lagoon?"

willie ames

coffeenogrumpy wrote:

i donated by buying a lottery ticket ($100) for the autism society of rhode island the prize was/is going to be a puzzle piece painted harley davidson

I am so glad to see others posting about other charities they believe to be doing the right thing - and show they are not "just talking the talk."

There are so many ways one might contribute to the greater good.



And there are so many good people here.

coffeenogrumpy wrote:

willie ames

No, Christopher Atkins.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

And there are so many good people here.

Even DM?

And there is a PM for you!

killingtime wrote:

Even DM? And there is a PM for you!

No megalomaniacal autocratic rodents allowed.

coffeenogrumpy wrote:

what a beautiful child!! i got teary when i saw that face. (he does look lke my nephew but other than that... he is just adorable)

I am sure you would feel truly blessed if he were in your life - how could anyone not?
*smile*
To be honest, in private, I've busted more than a few tears... in fact, I can hardly write this.

killingtime wrote:

I wish...I got a B+ in a drawing class once. [:~] *me checks A's contact lenses. *spits. *polishes them. Better?

Damn, EllyMay, you sho is built!

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Damn, EllyMay, you sho is built!

*LOL! I pictured two things in my head...

- Elly May with an Alien held over head
- Long Duck Dong in Joan Cusack's bossom

Not sure how you intended it...

//quietly steps out of the room and closes the door . . .

AZGman wrote:

No megalomaniacal autocratic rodents allowed.

Maybe we should form a non-profit corp. to assist you in repairations of KT's place!
LOL

AZGman wrote:

//quietly steps out of the room and closes the door . . .

Nice try! I see you hiding under there.

AZGman wrote:

//quietly steps out of the room and closes the door . . .

*me hooks AZG...come back here...not so fast mister.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Nice try! I see you hiding under there.

I am NOT hiding! I'm boldly staying out of sight!!

AZGman wrote:

I am NOT hiding! I'm boldly staying out of sight!!

LOL! You can always feel the eyes of a lurker and the hands of a pervert. (KT's Chinese proverb)

killingtime wrote:

LOL! You can always feel the eyes of a lurker and the hands of a pervert. (KT's Chinese proverb)

I'm not a lurker, but this could explain the calluses on my hands . . .

AZGman wrote:

I'm not a lurker, but this could explain the calluses on my hands . . .

*me hands AZG some Lubriderm to smooth them out.

killingtime wrote:

*LOL! I pictured two things in my head... - Elly May with an Alien held over head - Long Duck Dong in Joan Cusack's bossom Not sure how you intended it...

LMAO!
Either works.
Rent an old movie (b4 the 16 Candles) called Which Way is Up? (Richard Pryor)

killingtime wrote:

*me hands AZG some Lubriderm to smooth them out.

Hmmm . . . lubriderm in the hands of a per . . . um . . . me?!?!?!?

killingtime wrote:

LOL! You can always feel the eyes of a lurker and the hands of a pervert. (KT's Chinese proverb)

ROFLMAO!
*Painting it in gold on my chest*

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

LMAO! Either works. Rent an old movie (b4 the 16 Candles) called Which Way is Up? (Richard Pryor)

You have to really stop with the double entendres. My head spins enough.

Okay, will do...I am more of an "On-Demander." (I hope you know what I am talking about, or else it sounds pretty risque. On-Demand is comcast's movie service.)

And check your PMs boy!

AZGman wrote:

Hmmm . . . lubriderm in the hands of a per . . . um . . . me?!?!?!?

LoL...I have a wicked funny story...too awful for these forums, but don't ever use perfumed lotion on um...

AZGman wrote:

I am NOT hiding! I'm boldly staying out of sight!!

LOL! Classic!

killingtime wrote:

LoL...I have a wicked funny story...too awful for these forums, but don't ever use perfumed lotion on um...

I would never put perfumed lotion on my um!

killingtime wrote:

LoL...I have a wicked funny story...too awful for these forums, but don't ever use perfumed lotion on um...

Or tiger balm!

AZGman wrote:

I would never put perfumed lotion on my um!

Well, it was kinda an accident that went really, really, really, really bad for "someone else"....Body Shop and Victoria Secret sell the best smelling lotions, but not really "friendly..." OK...enough before I get banned.

I also have an embarrassing experience with a tanning bed...dating and vanity sucks! My vanity went out the window, when I came out with a zebra butt for nearly a month.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Or tiger balm!

LMAO...

But the directions say:

"Directions: Apply Ultra-Strength Tiger Balm to the affected area. The warming sensation begins to help relieve muscle soreness and stiffness. Rub well on affected area. Repeat 3-4 times daily as needed for pain relief."

killingtime wrote:

I also have an embarrassing experience with a tanning bed...dating and vanity sucks! My vanity went out the window, when I came out with a zebra butt for nearly a month.

I am totally a Bridget Jones.

killingtime wrote:

Repeat 3-4 times daily as needed for pain relief."

AZG, that could explain why you never get heartburn or headaches?!?

killingtime wrote:

LMAO... But the directions say: "Directions: Apply Ultra-Strength Tiger Balm to the affected area. The warming sensation begins to help relieve muscle soreness and stiffness. Rub well on affected area. Repeat 3-4 times daily as needed for pain relief."

LOL Yeah! So there!
She was very... innovative.
I guess they can't all be great ideas.

*me remembers that this is the Charity Thread...and pulls out her best Bridget...

*Taps microphone...

"Test, test"

*Whistle...

"Oye...oye...peoples...and do not forget to give to your favorite charity!"

*walks briskly away from squealing microphone

killingtime wrote:

*me remembers that this is the Charity Thread...and pulls out her best Bridget... *Taps microphone... "Test, test" *Whistle... "Oye...oye...peoples...and do not forget to give to your favorite charity!" *walks briskly away from squealing microphone

And if anyone wants to donate Colin Firth to me...feel free!

killingtime wrote:

*me remembers that this is the Charity Thread...and pulls out her best Bridget... *Taps microphone... "Test, test" *Whistle... "Oye...oye...peoples...and do not forget to give to your favorite charity!" *walks briskly away from squealing microphone

Gimma's Guiding Eyes for the Blind has some lurvly cards.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Gimma's Guiding Eyes for the Blind has some lurvly cards.

Are they all puffy gogs?