BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:you don't say?



yes, I did, scroll up

BrotherD


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BrotherD wrote:yes, I did, scroll up



good night crew, sorry for the weirdness. Nite sister, long day tomorrow.

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:good night crew, sorry for the weirdness. Nite sister, long day tomorrow.



good night brother

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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hey mr gatsby the great...you lurking? if you are and i hear you may be, please don't shut down this thread till...

a) brother j is back from his wilderness trip and

b) till i find the thread that i started when bro j was worried we'd run this one out. it was called the same thing ony i think it was version 6.66 or no 13 or something. hey if you see it buried deep inside of...yeah
can you send me the link or bump it up close, real close, to me...please.

thank you very much. you are a kind person contrary to what people may think.

back to busting balls...i mean code. maybe

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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Mornin', rn&w

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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AZGman wrote:Mornin', rn&w



good morning brother g

and good morning brother d when you get your butt in here

and good morning to brother j who's probably freezing his tater sack about now.

and good morning to all the lurkers!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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sisterC wrote:good morning brother g

and good morning brother d when you get your butt in here

and good morning to brother j who's probably freezing his tater sack about now.

and good morning to all the lurkers!



Hiya, s'C

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

BrotherD


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AZGman wrote:Mornin', rn&w



Hey AZ, over the hump (day)...

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:good morning brother g

and good morning brother d when you get your butt in here

and good morning to brother j who's probably freezing his tater sack about now.

and good morning to all the lurkers!



hi - I found your other thread

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:hi - I found your other thread



did you bump it?

edit: you did

mr gatsby the great and all the other mods are off the hook now.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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BrotherD wrote:Hey AZ, over the hump (day)...



Howdy, Bro'D . . . yup, and I'm ready to slide into the wekend!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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AZGman wrote:Howdy, Bro'D . . . yup, and I'm ready to slide into the wekend!



it's always a weekend at my house

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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sisterC wrote:it's always a weekend at my house



It's always a weekend in my mind . . . or is that an always weakened mind?!?!?

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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AZGman wrote:It's always a weekend in my mind . . . or is that an always weakened mind?!?!?



that would depend upon the time of day (or night) in my case.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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this is pretty good...not perfect but close!

The Retrosexualman
Every time the TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual - bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retrosexual movement. "

The Code:

A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you are a God.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up".

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck.

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land. Except on his truck--that would happen because of a "force of nature", and then the retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL with IT, or do both.

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

tall4agirl


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sisterC wrote:this is pretty good...not perfect but close!

The Retrosexualman
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Now that's a good man. Nice find, sister.

BrotherD


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Sister, your sig just made my day! L.O.L

sisterC


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tall4agirl wrote:Now that's a good man. Nice find, sister.



now i never said i found that man...just the little diddy about one.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Sister, your sig just made my day! L.O.L



but it's the photo you sent me...i thought that was you?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:but it's the photo you sent me...i thought that was you?



Maybe someone borrowed my bear suit?

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Maybe someone borrowed my bear suit?



it sure looks like you in the eyes...and the blonde scruffiness on the face...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:it sure looks like you in the eyes...and the blonde scruffiness on the face...



My eyes are green...

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:My eyes are green...



i know i meant the shape...big and beady eyed...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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you didn't deny the scruffiness...it was taken on the weekend then! busted!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:you didn't deny the scruffiness...it was taken on the weekend then! busted!



The scruffiness contains more than one color (one being gray). Imposter.

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:The scruffiness contains more than one color (one being gray). Imposter.



yeah i know and your body isn't that hairy but...oops.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:yeah i know and your body isn't that hairy but...oops.



Not since the sex change, no...

FenStar


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Hello, I have a Linux question over on misfits.

Still single, can't imagine why.

sisterC


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FenStar wrote:Hello, I have a Linux question over on misfits.



fen if you are looking for brother j, he is out of town till probably sunday or monday.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:fen if you are looking for brother j, he is out of town till probably sunday or monday.



I'm behaving, waiting for the belly rub...

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:I'm behaving, waiting for the belly rub...



see it is you...just want the belly rubbed?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:see it is you...just want the belly rubbed?



That would be best, I have to confess, it is a rental. I don't want to pay for any stain removal...

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:That would be best, I have to confess, it is a rental. I don't want to pay for any stain removal...



what stains?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:what stains?



Taco sauce...

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Taco sauce...



from getting more than your belly rubbed? tasty!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:from getting more than your belly rubbed? tasty!



Quickest way to a man's heart is through his belly...Baby

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Quickest way to a man's heart is through his belly...Baby



i thought it was with a .357 from close range...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:i thought it was with a .357 from close range...



Well I suppose that is true if you don't want the said man around. Hint?

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Well I suppose that is true if you don't want the said man around. Hint?



hint has to go to a PM? altered

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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oh and speaking of tacos...i got the taco things via smart (dumb) post today. i don't have a deep fryer though a very kind person suggested i could use a pot. don't you think woot should make those side deals more of an accessory to what they were selling? i would have bought a deep fryer too! now i have to go wally world tomorrow...i hate that place!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!