plinth


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People talk a lot about industrial art and industrial design and sing the praises of the hard work done for the sexy, high profile items. You know: iPods, Porsche, Faberge, and so on. Nobody talks about the hard work and consideration that goes into items that are at the nadir of sexy. Therefore, it is your task to attend to this. Create innovative product packaging and/or labeling for a powder to relieve ass itch or crotch rot.

Create your entry in your favorite medium and post it in pixels by 11:59 PM WST, Wednesday August 8th, 2007. Keep it under 501 pixels wide, yadda, yadda, yadda. Voting starts thereafter by PM to me, ending midnight Thursday. Winner by popular vote to be posted on the following Friday. Ties will be broken by me.

For inspiration, here is a real product that fits the contest theme.


mwiseman


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plinth wrote:Create innovative product packaging and/or labeling for a powder to relieve ass itch or crotch rot.



Rough weekend, eh, buddy? ;^P

plinth


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mwiseman wrote:Rough weekend, eh, buddy? ;^P

Wouldn't you like to know!


biggandyy


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Sorry plinth, this was the first thing that leaped to mind...



Original

Josephus


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dang, could you have written a more restrictive theme?


something like the T-shirt contest theme-
"show us a design that could go on a T-shirt"

OK, I'm over it.

peglegwookie


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plinth wrote:Wouldn't you like to know!



Actually no we would not like to know what you were doing this weekend or what it was like. We will just happily go forth and chop without worrying about your butt itch problems

peglegwookie


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biggandyy wrote:Sorry plinth, this was the first thing that leaped to mind...



Original



Hmmm he was asking for it. I have a subtle suggestion instead of broad spectrum it should say broad rectum maybe?

gwp


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plinth wrote:For inspiration, here is a real product that fits the contest theme.



I'm guessing that a few feet to the right or left of this picture one could find bloodworms, duck calls, and a glass-faced cooler of Old Milwaukee.

Why else would we find OFF!, Bic lighters, outdoor glue pens (and probably Slim Jims or jerky) all together on the counter?

PS: I've been in that store. On purpose. Several times.

websorcerer


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gwp


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websorcerer wrote:[Eddie-Murphy-talkin-animated-donkey-commercial-spokesanimal]



Why do I hear Eddie Murphy's voice saying: "If the ass not happy, ain't nobody happy..."?

websorcerer


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carmicha


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websorcerer


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This is a real product

I didn't do anything to the image.
[Just in case you actually needed something, plinth]

justann


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I'm already laughing uproariously at the entries so far.


Here's my first try using my tablet and Inkscape.

biggandyy


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peglegwookie wrote:Hmmm he was asking for it. I have a subtle suggestion instead of broad spectrum it should say broad rectum maybe?


Your wish is my will mighty Wookie.

websorcerer


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Can't leave out the ladies, eh?

biggandyy


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websorcerer wrote:

Can't leave out the ladies, eh?


Sand crabs, eh?

gwp


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biggandyy wrote:Sand crabs, eh?



No, she was going into her change purse for a quarter for the ice cream man ...

mwiseman


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gwp wrote:No, she was going into her change purse for a quarter for the ice cream man ...



Haw! I bet she keeps 'em in rolls. Maybe.

plinth


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biggandyy wrote:Sorry plinth, this was the first thing that leaped to mind...

Pffftt...like you need to apologize for making me smile.


pute


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Wave pesky rectal itch goodbye permanently with relief only moments away . . .


sources

Linad


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darkzero


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twinkie ease

peglegwookie


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darkzero wrote:



You have my vote nice job darkzero!

noodlenoggin


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peglegwookie


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enjoy the butt soak

peglegwookie


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ty for the hostess inspiration.

websorcerer


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Websorcerer, you sure are coming up with a LOT of entries. Is this a familiar topic to you?



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daj59 wrote:Websorcerer, you sure are coming up with a LOT of entries. Is this a familiar topic to you?



That's my dad...

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websorcerer


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daj59 wrote:Websorcerer, you sure are coming up with a LOT of entries. Is this a familiar topic to you?


Not really. (Although I have had the occasional crotchularity. )
I just run across images using Google, and they inspire me.
[e.g. I found the Paris Hilton and the man reaching into his jock images searching "crotch itch".]

no1


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websorcerer wrote:Not really. (Although I have had the occasional crotchularity. )
I just run across images using Google, and they inspire me.
[e.g. I found the Paris Hilton and the man reaching into his jock images searching "crotch itch".]


Mr. Sorcererer, was this search before or after the Dodgeball theme was announced?

Josephus


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websorcerer


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no1 wrote:Mr. Sorcererer, was this search before or after the Dodgeball theme was announced?


LMAO!!! [In keeping with the theme, as it were.]
Er ... after, of course.

websorcerer


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Josephus wrote:GROIN SOAP


More like GROAN SOAP, I'd say!

iceburgs


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no1 wrote:


As usual, mr. no1 comes out swinging for the fences.

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