terrimeyers wrote:stole ... violated ... sick f*ck ... sh*t

There's just something about Terri...


It's like a little Tourettes recital, right here in this thread.

plinth wrote:Mr./Ms. Everyone, I must kindly withdraw my entire ...

You do realize that simply withdrawing like that is not an effective method of preventing unwanted contests, and is totally ineffective in stopping the spread of infectious laughter, right?

Ask your doctor if Dodgeball is right for you. A simple blood test may be required to prove whether or not you've already done irreparable harm.

Women who are pregnant or nursing, about to get pregnant, or who could be talked into pretending to nurse should not spend too much time reading this.

Mr plinth, I am so ashamed!!


The theme was vile and disgusting, and I found that I LIKED IT.
Where has my moral fiber gone?
I can never look myself in the eye again.

Respectlessly,
WebSorcerer

dontwantaname wrote:Crap, I forgot about this and now it is too late to vote

I enjoy a good butt joke.

I think you can vote until midnight. if there are any entries left to vote for. :^)

websorcerer wrote:Mr plinth, I am so ashamed!!


The theme was vile and disgusting, and I found that I LIKED IT.
Where has my moral fiber gone?
I can never look myself in the eye again.

Respectlessly,
WebSorcerer

For you and Noggin, this was kind of the Photoshop modern equivalent of the old "Hey son, come here and pull on your Dad's finger... <*poot*> Harrrrrharhar!", wasn't it.

You'll always have that.

Sorry GWP I will rephrase.

I unintentionally created a faux pas by borrowing the font used in my “I voted” post, and I genuinely regret and apologize for any undue stress I have caused by not crediting the mentally ill individual who produced and photographed these bowel movements to form the letters of the alphabet.

websorcerer wrote:Mr plinth, I am so ashamed!!


The theme was vile and disgusting, and I found that I LIKED IT.
Where has my moral fiber gone?
I can never look myself in the eye again.

Respectlessly,
WebSorcerer

Did that guy crap himself?

FenStar wrote:Did that guy crap himself?

looks like he's been sweating about it too.

terrimeyers wrote:Sorry GWP I will rephrase.

I unintentionally created a faux pas by borrowing the font used in my “I voted” post, and I genuinely regret and apologize for any undue stress I have caused by not crediting the mentally ill individual who produced and photographed these bowel movements to form the letters of the alphabet.

Your puppies are cute, if that is you.

FenStar wrote:Your puppies are cute, if that is you.

where did you see my puppies?

Hey pop...pull my finger...

terrimeyers wrote:Sorry GWP I will rephrase.

I unintentionally created a faux pas by borrowing the font used in my “I voted” post, and I genuinely regret and apologize for any undue stress I have caused by not crediting the mentally ill individual who produced and photographed these bowel movements to form the letters of the alphabet.

Oh darn. Dirty Terri was way more fun.

FenStar wrote:Your puppies are cute...

Wow. You just get right to the point, don't you Fen. No mention of the sweater -- right for the puppies. (Psst: duck!)

terrimeyers wrote:where did you see my puppies?

PM

gwp wrote:Wow. You just get right to the point, don't you Fen. No mention of the sweater -- right for the puppies. (Psst: duck!)

I don't get it.

FenStar wrote:PM

Doesn't look like it went thru, I'll send it again

FenStar wrote:Doesn't look like it went thru, I'll send it again

Where's the feet?? still won't go thru!
O well here:

FenStar wrote:Google

stop googling my puppies.

yeah thats my myspace page.

Thank you one and all for my evening laughs... : D

I'm withdrawing my entry because you guys are just a bunch of self loving dipsh*ts.

Mr. Plinth, did I offend you somehow to be disincluded from the auspicious list of submitted entries?

gwp wrote:You do realize that simply withdrawing like that is not an effective method of preventing unwanted contests, and is totally ineffective in stopping the spread of infectious laughter, right?

Ask your doctor if Dodgeball is right for you. A simple blood test may be required to prove whether or not you've already done irreparable harm.

Women who are pregnant or nursing, about to get pregnant, or who could be talked into pretending to nurse should not spend too much time reading this.

Dang why wasn't that disclaimer at the beginning. . . I hope no permanent damage has been done.

This was truly a fun contest to watch! At least I got a chance to vote this week. I've been terribly busy all week helping my dear friend, Sadie Rotencroch with some personal problems.
Thanks for the fun!

FenStar wrote:I have an Idea, If whoever wins can't think of anything.

I have like, 6 ideas if the person who wins can't think of anything. (sigh, some day...)
:-)

I must ask that you withdraw the entry I didn't have time to make. It appears that I have violated this: "Create innovative product packaging and/or labeling for a powder to relieve ass itch or crotch rot. Create your entry in your favorite medium and post it in pixels by 11:59 PM WST, Wednesday August 8th, 2007."

I neither created or posted and entry and am therefore in violation of the Dodgeball rules. So I must ask that you pretend that I did indeed make an entry and then kindly reject/ban/ and destroy said pretend entry which I am sure not only would have violated several copy write laws, but would have been a lame and unfunny Ass joke.

In the spirit of good citizenship (and all the reasons stated above) I cheerfully give notice that I withdraw my vote (whoever the h*ll I voted for, whenever (if ever) I cast such a vote).

Note: The (above) imbedded partenthesis (are not) may (or may not) (would not) be necessary. (or not))

P.S. All my Fenstar votes are immune to the above statement.

In the spirit of poor sportsmanship I will not be withdrawing my entry. Lets face it I'm very competitive. However, with all this withdrawing of entries going on, I assume there are some votes floating around out there. I only have one thing to say about that:


DIBS!

Hmm, it seems that imageshack's hosting caused me to remove my entry. It looks like something is up with their server(s) or some of their hard drives. The image I uploaded was viewable for a couple of days, but now it isn't--though it hasn't been removed from my account and sometimes my entry shows up on page 2 (though maybe it is cached). Oh, well. I see majit has one, so congrats! I will go congrat you in the winner thread now.

D*** Gerbils! I was still in the contest!!!! YOUR ALL GOING TO PAY!!!!

*jk*