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and yeah...gaming is a profession

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mouse
wii logo
helmet
battery
USB stick
laptop

Cat Lover's Keyboard USB Brush*


*Cleans cat hair from between keys. Puts static charge on the brush to attract fur.

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Laptop
Bottle Brush
Hand
Cat Desktop

I am going to assume that gambling is a profession.




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Bluetooth Digi-Wand

theunknownartist wrote:

I am sure the woot gods will like this one. I wonder if wooting is a profession?

So true. So True

mpturkey wrote:I am going to assume that gambling is a profession.

all the starlets want one!

ASSess the possibilities...



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Use what John Stewart uses on the go! Laptop powered toothbrush to keep your teeth whiter than white! Get yours today!


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http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/br/braun-advancepower-950.jpg
http://www.undergroundclips.com/photos/uncategorized/stewartoncrossfire.jpg
http://www.flashbios.org/catalog/images/laptop_complete.jpg
the usb cable is the same one from previous entry and sorry I need to go home so I wont put the url tags on for you. Do it the hard way!

ohiobusinessboy wrote:ASSess the possibilities...

I bet Hillary wishes she could have tied that to Bill's little billy.

peglegwookie wrote:I am sure the woot gods will like this one. I wonder if wooting is a profession?

its a way of life...

My button is easier than yours!

Paris
Brain
Laptop
USB
Easy

Shannarie wrote:

I think this one would actually sell.

elynnjean wrote:...hmm maybe a place bet button?

D'OH!!! <slaps forhead>

I was running out of things to put on there and that would have been PERFECT!

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Airport X-Ray
X-Ray Monitor
Electronic Box
WIFI Antenna
Pistol

michaeltal wrote:I think this one would actually sell.

There is a Ipod mixer called iDj. You hook up two ipods and use those as your sources.

michaeltal wrote:I think this one would actually sell.

Yea, I work as a dj and I put my keyboard in front of the mixer and the turntables on either side, I would probably buy this. plus those numark mixers are pretty nice

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michaeltal wrote:

Note that one of the buttons is likely never to be used.

source: http://s71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/richmown/?action=view&current=IMG_4212.jpg

And the "Throw Away Career" one is redundant. You forgot the "Make Bad Decision" button with auto repeat.

This is sort of on the morbid side... but here goes.

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IT Professional's Van deGraff Security System


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Van deGraff Generator

only for the seriousest of emo's...
professional emos

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Biggie

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Wheel of Fortune

tehpwnerer wrote:and yeah...gaming is a profession

Well, if gaming is a profession, then you'll need:




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Ultrasound

cat owner is a job right? >>;;

One of the world biggest problems- solved! don't get any ideas, Woot. I've already snagged the copyright for this one!




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http://www.tspb.state.tx.us/SPB/Gallery/HisArt/Images/250s/spittoon.jpg
http://www.baronboutique.com/mens_suit/luxury_wool_cashmere/luxury_wool_cashmere_suit.jpg
http://cs.bc.edu/files/images/dell_laptop_0_0.jpg
http://www.keyghost.com/usb%20keylogger/KeyGhost-USB-512KB-Plugs.jpg
http://www.dovemagic.com/weddingpages/images/gazebo-closeup-look-down.jpg

majit wrote:

Winner!

ambermariex wrote:

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http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51609734/Roofing_Hammer.jpg
http://mooreslore.corante.com/archives/images/presario_r3000_side.jpg
http://www.oswegoroof.com/images/r_home.jpg

This on is great, with my current job at an ISP, I have actually had to take a laptop onto a roof dozens of times.

For the Office Worker who already wastes too much of the day posting in various forums...a real time-saver!
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sources: 1 2 3 4 5

Here goes nothing (and by nothing, I mean my entire Friday evening)...

Too bad she doesn't really use it. Still left me laughing.

Flytrap Mod: Gets Rid of Computer Bugs


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Venus Fly Trap
Laptop Computer

One Laptop Per Child Project
Tonka Truck

sucks to work on Saturday.

gorilla size
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discothequen wrote:

HAHAHAHA! I think I like this one the best. Too bad they never invested in it...

Kay, so some people here don't think it's in very good taste to post pseudo hardcore extreme bass fishing as contest entries. Mostly me. Come on guys, have you ever seen a naked woman entry win a contest? I didn't think so. So, why don't you try to be a little bit more "family friendly" and stop posting naked Paris Hiltons and stripper butts. Bad taste I say!

Josephus wrote:Monkey candidate

Joe, you have the early lead for monkey prize ... good luck!