Josephus wrote:maybe I can win both! First Prize Monkey Prize!
It's a very good chop ... the poo looks almost ... real. You can practically smell it if you lean into the monitor (oh wait, no, that's my dog, he needs a bath).
You very well might win first. But, you'd RATHER take home another monkey, right? You're not so materialistic as to grope for a c-note above another screaming monkey, are you?