Josephus


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faithcoaching wrote:Joe, you have the early lead for monkey prize ... good luck!



maybe I can win both! First Prize Monkey Prize!

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For devoted zookeepers

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So much for your monkey, Josephus! ;)

faithcoaching


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Josephus wrote:maybe I can win both! First Prize Monkey Prize!



It's a very good chop ... the poo looks almost ... real. You can practically smell it if you lean into the monitor (oh wait, no, that's my dog, he needs a bath).

You very well might win first. But, you'd RATHER take home another monkey, right? You're not so materialistic as to grope for a c-note above another screaming monkey, are you?

Go gators! Go Hokies!

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GodfatherND wrote:ultrasound pic


A long time ago I used that same source pic for a W1K "photoshop this skyscraper" beginner's contest where I substituted the building for the wand; sxc.hu, the chopper's friend!

Josephus


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faithcoaching wrote:It's a very good chop ... the poo looks almost ... real. You can practically smell it if you lean into the monitor (oh wait, no, that's my dog, he needs a bath).

You very well might win first. But, you'd RATHER take home another monkey, right? You're not so materialistic as to grope for a c-note above another screaming monkey, are you?



sh. If I had another monkey they'd just throw poop at each other. (more likely at me)

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Pool
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The Hoff

Go gators! Go Hokies!

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carmicha wrote:A long time ago I used that same source pic for a W1K "photoshop this skyscraper" beginner's contest where I substituted the building for the wand; sxc.hu, the chopper's friend!



Great minds think alike. Another great source for free pics is morguefile.com.

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Remember this first prize winner from Contest 79 by JuggoPop? (Thanks JP! wherever you are...)

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No wonder it takes so long to get my refund checks!

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Laptop: http://www.flashbios.org/catalog/images/laptop_complete.jpg
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It's what the WOOT! Contest Professionals use. (There's your specific profession!)

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and the original images:




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sources

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http://www.hothardware.com/Articles/Centrino_Duo_Whitebook_A_DoItYourself_Laptop1/
http://br.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeudenn:Yes_check.svg

used paint mostly for this... sorry i don't have photoshop

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ETA: Oops! Shan, I didn't see your tattoo chop before doing the one below. Judges, please ignore mine; it's too close (not to mention inferior).

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Perfect game for botanists. Come with refillable thorns and in 2 colours!

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For Professional Marathoners and Sports Trainers



Much Larger (2.5 Meg pdf)
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SkekTek


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Buy now before the next woot-off! Coming soon- the pole-vaulter keypad 2000!


-J

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wachin wrote:

Main Image Source


You might like:
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My attempt at one of the Contests




sources:

Source 1
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shan24


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carmicha wrote:ETA: Oops! Shan, I didn't see your tattoo chop before doing the one below. Judges, please ignore mine; it's too close (not to mention inferior).


No biggie, I thought it was funny how we both had the same idea. I like your source picture better. No worries!

carmicha


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shan24 wrote:No worries!

Thanks for being nice about it! For me, sometimes a few of the images will stay as empty "red x" boxes for the longest time before suddenly appearing. It seems to happen with my computer most often when the entries are hosted at imageshak. I have no idea why, but occasionally, like this time, it's a shocker to see a chop posted hours or even days earlier that would have changed if/how I approached the subject.

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For the PhotoChopper

easy1


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tehpwnerer


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For Microsoft employees


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Made for bosses who believe they are too good to shake the hand of underlings.

larger
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handshake symbol

Josephus


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Wonderstew- I installed Papyrus to make this- then I uninstalled it. :^)

big
Fonts:
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Comic Sans
Copperplate Gothic
Times New Roman

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tehpwnerer wrote:For Microsoft employees



Ya know, sometimes the simplest device is the funniest... this is awesome! I can see this being the universal tech support device for Dell Dimensions...

pute


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The computer tech's Windows Vista USB sidebar kit -



because not every laptop you upgrade has a wide screen.

Sources

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Kidneys Failing? Terrorist on the "go"? Trust the USB Dialysis Machine!!!



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MSPaint

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tehpwnerer wrote:For Microsoft employees



Sources:
keypad



WINNER!!!!



PARTY!!!!!
Now go buy one of my shirts:

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The Professional, Yoda, Jedi Master LightSaber Printer, software needs work.



Yoda
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