dontwantaname wrote:Where are you during the day? What do you do at work?

//yeah, like he will tell me...

Ms. Name,

Here are some pictures of me at work:

dontwantaname wrote:Mr 1...you are a transvestite , airline pilot, pole dancer???
But neither of those jobs allow you time at the computer.
Can I take the pole dancer picture down? I'm not sure it is safe for work.
Can you find one with a bigger thong?

Ms. Name,

I am shocked... SHOCKED!... that you would change the pic in the text you quoted just for a laugh!

dontwantaname wrote:Well, daughter has a broken cell phone car charger. How is this my problem? She lives on an island were if they don't sell it in the supermarket...it isn't available.
I still say there is a Verizon dealer there somewhere...but off I go to buy a new one.
And get coffee.
and dinner

It snowed today. Didn't stick.
Plus Big Brothers Big Sisters just picked up a donation and forgot to leave a receipt again!
I wonder....sometimes they come with a truck. Sometimes they come with a car. Maybe the car isn't real. Maybe it is a scam. But why?

See you later no1.

lots of time other people will pick up donations like that- If you don't get a receipt detailing who it was, and how much the value was, it's a lot harder to prove it on your taxes.

wubble
Beloved Organ-shaped Candy
muffin
wuv
snuffleupagus
U R 2 Cute
I pledge to thee my undying love!
Cupid's arrow has struck!
wittle schnookie-pies
sweetie ookie-nookums
infatuated
*giggles* tee-hees!
Sometimes, trees fall up

I kno't think I have the knack for "hyper-realism."

dontwantaname wrote:Why is Dr Joe living inside your shirt????

Ms. Name,
You'll have to ask him that.

dontwantaname wrote:You know, if it wins, girls could 't wear it...a guy coming out of their shirt....no,

You're right, Ms. Name. It would only be acceptable for a guy to come out of a guy's shirt... wait, that won't fly with a lot of guys, either.

I suppose I could draw a picture of Miss 1 coming out of my shirt.

I think I'd buy a couple of those.

(taking a page from Mr. Fenstar's Manual of Living...)

How do I get a design put up into a Spreadshirt shop so that people can buy it?

How much would it cost?

Is there a better place for that kind of stuff?

no1 wrote:(taking a page from Mr. Fenstar's Manual of Living...)

How do I get a design put up into a Spreadshirt shop so that people can buy it?

How much would it cost?

Is there a better place for that kind of stuff?

I went to computer services to get help for my computer, because it wasn't connecting to the internet. Apparently I need to use
ipconfig/flushdns
ipconfig/release
ipconfig/renew
then repeat the process until it connects. I had to do this like 20 times, and they said it is just a vista computer thing. Has anyone heard of this?

dontwantaname wrote:You know, if it wins, girls could 't wear it...a guy coming out of their shirt....no,

Is that supposed to be some sort of foreign land? -cause there's an awful lot of guys making their way into girls' shirts...

dontwantaname wrote:Well, that would have everything to do with what he was doing there in the first place.

isolating a set of lungs, with the heart en bloc.

FenStar wrote:I went to computer services to get help for my computer, because it wasn't connecting to the internet. Apparently I need to use
ipconfig/flushdns
ipconfig/release
ipconfig/renew
then repeat the process until it connects. I had to do this like 20 times, and they said it is just a vista computer thing. Has anyone heard of this?

Mr. Star, I've had to do that before, but on XP, and it worked the first time. Why would Vista need 20 times? I think your computer services consultant is full of crap.

no1 wrote:Mr. Star, I've had to do that before, but on XP, and it worked the first time. Why would Vista need 20 times? I think your computer services consultant is full of crap.

I am fairly convinced they are idiots, but Vista is also buggy, so it tis hard to tell.

As much as I enjoy drawing a bearded gentleman wearing a plaid shirt and reading glasses, I'd also like to draw other character types. Anyone got any pictures?

Another veggie. Sighhhhhhh...

"2/29 occurs on a leap ear"

dontwantaname wrote:Very nice!

Thanks, Ms. Name. Unfortunately, it seems that everyone else has lapped me in terms of design skill in the Derby.

dontwantaname wrote://smack


With an attitude like that, you'll never get anywhere!
I know.
I have to listen to my mom be upset the kids are going to grad school. "When will they make money?"
"They need to get a job"

Doh! No wonder I never had a career.

And here I thought it was because you forgot to go back to work after the kids were in school. Could have sworn you said that at one time.

dontwantaname wrote:Is Little 1 grabbing stuff yet? Is it like having an extra set of arms and hands that you have no control over?

Yes, Ms. Name. She used to grab my pen while I tried to draw T-shirts, so I gave up on drawing while holding her. Yesterday for lunch we were in a restaurant that didn't have high chairs, so she sat on my lap. I had to watch that she didn't pull my soup bowl or plate off the table.

no1 wrote:Yes, Ms. Name. She used to grab my pen while I tried to draw T-shirts, so I gave up on drawing while holding her. Yesterday for lunch we were in a restaurant that didn't have high chairs, so she sat on my lap. I had to watch that she didn't pull my soup bowl or plate off the table.

soup plate, not a good choice in and of itself.

dontwantaname wrote:Soup, not a good choice.

Ms. Name,
Not much selection on the menu, it was an Asian noodle place.

There's an Asian supermarket next door, here is a picture of one of the items for sale:



Note the list of ingredients.

Josephus wrote:Fortunately for no1, the plague of locusts hasn't arrived yet to gobble down his corn. They are coming, though, I can sense it.

hate
Bashing on Cobras
muffin
Harvey Wallbanger
snuffleupagus
More of these! NOW!
I pledge to thee my undying love!
MEIN LIEBEN!
shillelagh
one that smells of Elderberries
infatuated
that wuz teh funneh
Stop tearing friendly umbrellas
Ouch! My groin!
watching turtles fight