sisterC


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i can make anyone, male or female, absolutely crazy with one body part...my tongue...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:i can make anyone, male or female, absolutely crazy with one body part...my tongue...



First!

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:First!



first post?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:first post?



you know me better than that!

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:you know me better than that!



yep i sure do. you are very long




winded when you post ...
edit: which is very nice thing

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:yep i sure do. you are very long




winded when you post ...
edit: which is very nice thing



yup

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:yup



uh huh...sure is. yeppers...TC

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

coffeenogrumpy


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sisterC wrote:i can make anyone, male or female, absolutely crazy with one body part...my tongue...



wanna see my p|_|zzy?....
cat!!
cat..
i swear!

coffeenogrumpy


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coffeenogrumpy wrote:wanna see my p|_|zzy?....
cat!!
cat..
i swear!



oops was that clean..
i mean .. erm..
someone delete this
foot is bigger than mouth
mummble mummmble

sisterC


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coffeenogrumpy wrote:oops was that clean..
i mean .. erm..
someone delete this
foot is bigger than mouth
mummble mummmble



rotflmao. i love it but i have a sick mind

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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"bottom of the ninth; two outs; bases loaded; at the plate, A'Rod has two balls on him . . ."

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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"Star Wars" Double Entendres

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars (A New Hope)"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

"And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

"Rise, my friend."
"Open the back door!"
"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
"It's just a dead animal..."
"Not bad for a little furball."
"How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
"Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
"Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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a man recently told me that i had the whitest teeth he ever came across...lulz

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:"Star Wars" Double Entendres

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars (A New Hope)"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

"And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

"Rise, my friend."
"Open the back door!"
"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
"It's just a dead animal..."
"Not bad for a little furball."
"How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
"Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
"Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



you just replayed my entire bachelorhood...

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:you just replayed my entire bachelorhood...


star wars?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:star wars?



Ya, I spent half my life camped out waiting for tickets L.O.L

you want to buy a bridge?

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:Ya, I spent half my life camped out waiting for tickets L.O.L

you want to buy a bridge?



i've never seen any of those movies or the other star whatever ones...(trek)? i thought it was brother r that was into that genre...

what bridge and where is it?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherD


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sisterC wrote:i've never seen any of those movies or the other star whatever ones...(trek)? i thought it was brother r that was into that genre...

what bridge and where is it?



I have a really nice one in Brooklyn

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:I have a really nice one in Brooklyn



so let's go look at it.

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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sports related and a news crew...


US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God !!! What have I just said ?!!!"
Metro Radio "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

And finally from a newsroom...
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

dontwantaname


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sisterC wrote:sports related and a news crew...


US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God !!! What have I just said ?!!!"
Metro Radio "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

And finally from a newsroom...
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!



Good ones!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

AZGman


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sisterC wrote:sports related and a news crew...
<D. E.s here>



Classics!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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AZGman wrote:Classics!



i loved the weightlifting one...snatch! kinds reminds me of bevis and butthead and the word "wood".

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

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heheh heheh . . . she said wood . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:heheh heheh . . . she said wood . . .



yeah...so which one are you?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

AZGman


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sisterC wrote:yeah...so which one are you?



&

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

sisterC


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AZGman wrote:&


you are the "and" in beevis and butthead?

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BrotherJ


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Wanna' go play auditor?

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

sisterC


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BrotherJ wrote:Wanna' go play auditor?



right after i shower and have coffee.

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sisterC


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3rd paragraph down...and this is today's product description!

Snac Attac
Nothing whets the appetite like a heap of gnawed, discarded bones – if you’re a vulture or a hyena, that is. Civilized carnivores like us prefer to keep the skeletal remains of our former food away from our current food, like keeping your crazy ex away from your main squeeze. And no food presents such a waste-disposal problem as those delicious, spicy, bony hot wings.

It never would have occurred to us, but somebody looked at the hot-wings question and thought, “What America needs is more bulky, single-purpose plastic stuff.” Hence the SnacDaddy, as seen on the PBS reality series Everyday Edisons. We’re all about supporting our fellow geeks and their crazy dreams of revolutionizing everyday life, so you just might catch our ugly mugs on an upcoming episode, yapping about the SnacDaddy. We’d like to say we’re helping great inventors launch rockets into space or design cars that get 1,000 MPG, but the biggest innovation we could find was these two pieces of molded plastic.

To snac Daddy-style, just go like this: put the wings in the grooves on top of the platter. Eat them at your leisure, accompanied by the condiments and televised sporting events of your choice. Then put the bone into the hole (now, now, this is a family web site), and presto! You’re free to snack without being haunted by a Pol Pot-esque pile of your victims’ remains!


mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

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sisterC wrote:To snac Daddy-style, just go like this: put the wings in the grooves on top of the platter. Eat them at your leisure, accompanied by the condiments and televised sporting events of your choice. Then put the bone into the hole



That is exactly what I was talking about.

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BrotherD wrote:That is exactly what I was talking about.


Is that similar to sending the homeless in the local shelter to eat at the "Y"? (and yes, I help out there)

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

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BrotherJ wrote:Is that similar to sending the homeless in the local shelter to eat at the "Y"? (and yes, I help out there)

God i hope that was meant to mean what i took it to mean. that or i really have a sick mind. ok we know i do but still...

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

sisterC


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BrotherD wrote:That is exactly what I was talking about.



yep

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherJ


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sisterC wrote:God i hope that was meant to mean what i took it to mean. that or i really have a sick mind. ok we know i do but still...


you can take it any way you want to baby. It's all good.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

sisterC


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BrotherJ wrote:you can take it any way you want to baby. It's all good.



sick minds think alike?

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherJ


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sisterC wrote:sick minds think alike?


I take that as a complement, sister.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

sisterC


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BrotherJ wrote:I take that as a complement, sister.



as it was meant dear brother!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

BrotherJ


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sisterC wrote:as it was meant dear brother!


This is the double entendres thread.
I can make it fit in anywhere.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish...

sisterC


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BrotherJ wrote:This is the double entendres thread.
I can make it fit in anywhere.


that you can... anytime, any place!

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!