Here are my two entrants. They are reflections of how I feel about the state of air travel. Perhaps good ideas, not well executed.

How I would really like to go through the security gates:


Commentary on the differences and similarities of my wife and my pre travel time.

geez who do you have to sleep with around here to get some more votes (which i guess fits into my "mile high club" theme)

The rejections have begun.... hold on tight.

jbedwar1 wrote:geez who do you have to sleep with around here to get some more votes (which i guess fits into my "mile high club" theme)

I think you've been sleeping with more than me by looking at vote counts.

stlwooter wrote:I think you've been sleeping with more than me by looking at vote counts.

Oh .... well good... My wife is pregnant, so i'm not getting much at home heh.
here's my son (i added in a knife so he could cut his way out.)

Ohhhhhhhh and ummmm ... please vote for my shirt any that haven't .. .So that maybe i can use the money to buy a bed for the lil guy

well ur airport security one got axe'd ...but i knew it would snort!.
I'm just wondering if they will consider mine not pg-13 because of the implication.

Yup ..there it went... but what does this mean:

Rejected because: Wow...it only took three entries to take it here.

jbedwar1 wrote:Oh .... well good... My wife is pregnant, so i'm not getting much at home heh.
here's my son (i added in a knife so he could cut his way out.)

in the same boat, brother!

jbedwar1 wrote:well ur airport security one got axe'd ...but i knew it would snort!.
I'm just wondering if they will consider mine not pg-13 because of the implication.

not pg-13 my ass. or his ass. asses are allowed in pg-13 movies. Could a cartoon figure pass? humph. Don't you ever get the annoyance level where you think that stripping down all the way is what they want?

Ok i resubmitted in the plain form with no reference to the mile high club.
Not going to get any votes..but i just wanted it back out there.

jbedwar1 wrote:Ok i resubmitted in the plain form with no reference to the mile high club.
Not going to get any votes..but i just wanted it back out there.

I gave you vote. Bah rejector!

my newest, and very pg, entry

A pg version of the airport security shirt.

stlwooter wrote:A pg version of the airport security shirt.

H AH A ... gmv

jbedwar1 wrote:hohoho ... gmv

thank you, thank you.

stlwooter wrote:thank you, thank you.

The stupid filters changed my h a ha to a hohoho

jbedwar1 wrote:The stupid filters changed my h a ha to a hohoho

stupid, stupid filters!

jbedwar1 wrote:Oh .... well good... My wife is pregnant, so i'm not getting much at home heh.
here's my son (i added in a knife so he could cut his way out.)

Congratulatons, jb. First one?

I voted for ya guys, baby is crying though so I am off.

Finally finished!

yup first one.
And i did show my wife the knife. She laughed... but she is used to me doing stuff like that.
I come up with all kinds of goofy stuff at work ... inventions and prnaks and whatever.

jbedwar1 wrote:yup first one.
And i did show my wife the knife. She laughed... but she is used to me doing stuff like that.
I come up with all kinds of goofy stuff at work ... inventions and prnaks and whatever.

When's the baby due?

Come on folks, vote for the shoe!

Can you believe it? My censored security pic did not get rejected in this round. ha ha ha ha ha.

//evil laughter echoes as he furtively hops away.

stlwooter wrote:Here are my two entrants. They are reflections of how I feel about the state of air travel. Perhaps good ideas, not well executed.

How I would really like to go through the security gates:

Is that you STL?

FenStar wrote:Is that you STL?

I wish!!!! Not since college has my bod looked that fit! Nope, I'm carrying a bit around the middle. Keeping it at bay, but it is still there. Also, not too many naked pics of stlwooter floating about.

stlwooter wrote:I wish!!!! Not since college has my bod looked that fit! Nope, I'm carrying a bit around the middle. Keeping it at bay, but it is still there. Also, not too many naked pics of stlwooter floating about.

So this isn't you?

Due date is around April 15th. But i dont plan on putting anything on youtube. I don't mess with youtube crap. If i decide to host a video i'll host on my own sites. And then post on myspace or something heh.

dontwantaname wrote:Aren't the other two woot babies due in april and may?

Wookie, when is baby wookie due?

Stl is May.

dontwantaname wrote:Aren't the other two woot babies due in april and may?

Wookie, when is baby wookie due?

Woot babies.... that's funny. I did get a Roomba in my baggy o' crappy recently that i'll be using to clean up his mess. And i also got a backpack that would be nice if it was still in good condition 6 or 7 years down the road... but i'm affraid it will just rot or something hah (going to leave it in it's package though just in case). Or maybe i could use it to carry around baby stuff for zoo trips and such.... I love the Zoo. I go to the Memphis Zoo all the time. The new Northwest Passage exhibit is nice. I love watching the polar bears swim right in front of me on the other side of the glass. ... Ok i sorda got sidetracked... Ummmm... Vote for my shirt please
There .. now we're still on topic.

jbedwar1 wrote:Woot babies.... that's funny. I did get a Roomba in my baggy o' crappy recently that i'll be using to clean up his mess. And i also got a backpack that would be nice if it was still in good condition 6 or 7 years down the road... but i'm affraid it will just rot or something hah (going to leave it in it's package though just in case). Or maybe i could use it to carry around baby stuff for zoo trips and such.... I love the Zoo. I go to the Memphis Zoo all the time. The new Northwest Passage exhibit is nice. I love watching the polar bears swim right in front of me on the other side of the glass. ... Ok i sorda got sidetracked... Ummmm... Vote for my shirt please
There .. now we're still on topic.

nice train of thought. keep on topic, though. vote for shirts! mine if you like.

Derailing the topic one more time:

When you're done pimping your shirt design, come on over to Dodgeball #57 and make a holiday gift for a fellow wooter!

They say that handmade gifts are the best...prove it!

JoeDeeDee wrote:Derailing the topic one more time:

When you're done pimping your shirt design, come on over to Dodgeball #57 and make a holiday gift for a fellow wooter!

They say that handmade gifts are the best...prove it!

Sounds like a fun contest. Your examples were great.

pooflady wrote:Sounds like a fun contest. Your examples were great.

Thanks!

JoeDeeDee wrote:Thanks!

Yes. We are definitely pushing the votes for the latest derby. Please take a look. Thank you in advance for your votes. I appreciate it!