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That is just wrong.
First post!

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Play on words



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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."



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Aha! The perfect thread for what I've been working on....





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Nice JDD!



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THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING


Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

It's Cool Whip time!

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Don't play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it's ready?



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daj59 wrote:



I love this one.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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Turkey Shoot I didn't have much luck.



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daj59 wrote:Turkey Shoot I didn't have much luck.



Me neither.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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daj59 wrote:


ha ha, this speaks to an elementary school teacher.

as we have native connections and a strong push toward diversity at my school, we do not celebrate at school and try to give a bit of multiple perspectives and myth busting on the topic. Interesting history behind this holiday.

But the humor is much appreciated!

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What was that christmas video site that you could tell the person what to do? That was very fun last year!

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stlwooter wrote:ha ha, this speaks to an elementary school teacher.

as we have native connections and a strong push toward diversity at my school, we do not celebrate at school and try to give a bit of multiple perspectives and myth busting on the topic. Interesting history behind this holiday.

But the humor is much appreciated!

Sigh. And we lose another holiday. It's an American holiday. Seems like they could focus on Pilgrams & myth busting. Sigh. Sigh Sigh.



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stlwooter wrote:What was that christmas video site that you could tell the person what to do? That was very fun last year!

That will be on the Whatever Winter Holiday You Celebrate Thread.

BTW, was someone just a teeny weeny, little bit, every so slightly bored this morning?



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daj59 wrote:Sigh. And we lose another holiday. It's an American holiday. Seems like they could focus on Pilgrams & myth busting. Sigh. Sigh Sigh.


an american tradition that got umph when we were in another of our paranoid-everybody's gotta be the same periods.

Just like adding Under god to the pledge. Not in it originally. Added in time of fear.

We do teach about Thanksgiving. We just don't perpetuate myths. We also value the many family traditions and good things that come with the vacation.

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daj59 wrote:That will be on the Whatever Winter Holiday You Celebrate Thread.

BTW, was someone just a teeny weeny, little bit, every so slightly bored this morning?


yep, trying to keep my mind off of cold and trying to stay out of wife's hair as she sleeps in. She sleeps late and was up in Maine singing last night.

My battery just jumped from 11% to 1%! That is not good. got cord and am now charging. Up to 3% already. humph. battery is not as good as it once was, or woot is super draining.

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Seems like the turkey on the table should say woot on it's belly.

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?










If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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kalyha wrote:What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?










If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!


ha ha ha

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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday...

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Raining wrote:

And then the pilgrims killed all the Indians and took their land.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Let's all give Thanks!

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bmrbill wrote:Let's all give Thanks!


Thanks, Mr. Bill.

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darthv8r wrote:


love that!

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stlwooter wrote:ha ha, this speaks to an elementary school teacher.

as we have native connections and a strong push toward diversity at my school, we do not celebrate at school and try to give a bit of multiple perspectives and myth busting on the topic. Interesting history behind this holiday.

But the humor is much appreciated!



Well thats nice that schools are ignoring the history of the country way to go indigenous pigeon school districts!

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woops! wrong holiday

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Gobble, Gobble, Hey



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Fix a Turkey



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