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daj59 wrote:I think I need to practice cutting.



I can't figure out how to cut.

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Heh, I guess you're right.




CONGRATULATIONS JoeDeeDee! NOW YOU ARE A WHORE!

(bet you never thought that would be something you wanted to hear!)



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dontwantaname wrote:I can't figure out how to cut.



Move the scissors over the edge of the triangle until the middle of the little circle is green (not red). Then click and it will make a little rotating star. Click again and it will make a straight line from the first star to the second. Keep going until you've cut out a shape.



Result:

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dontwantaname wrote:CONGRATULATIONS JoeDeeDee! NOW YOU ARE A WHORE!

(bet you never thought that would be something you wanted to hear!)



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Thanks! My husband says it is sweet how you are welcoming me into the PW ranks. I responded, "They are always happy to have new people to play with!"

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JoeDeeDee wrote:Thanks! My husband says it is sweet how you are welcoming me into the PW ranks. I responded, "They are always happy to have new people to play with!"



We were all new sometime.

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dontwantaname wrote:We were all new sometime.



agreed. I used to have only 500 posts now I have over 2600! I remember first meeting with everyone. I am sure they laughed at me...*sighs*... what lovely memories.

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peglegwookie wrote:agreed. I used to have only 500 posts now I have over 2600! I remember first meeting with everyone. I am sure they laughed at me...*sighs*... what lovely memories.


Adm. Wookie,
I think I remember my first post, but I don't know where it is.

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pooflady wrote:Had a lot of practice getting to a glass of bubbly, huh?



I got to about 600 or so before my laughing made me fall off the damn roof. Oh man that was funny.

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Momma is Santa!

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terrimeyers wrote:Merry Christmas from the meyers family. 3 of the 4 meyers children.
Those elfin Meyers kids

First thing I thought of was south park.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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OMG, I am cracking up. This hits my funny bone big time!

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Also this one:



Snoopy vs the Red Baron by the Royal Guardsmen[/url]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysI1SzusIOc&feature=related

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daj59 wrote:



Go cough on him!

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Christmas Origimi Greeting creator Type a few sentences as a greeting and it will create an origami card for you. Below are some of the shapes it does, I think.


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It's a Redneck Christmas!

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Redneck Gingerbread House.

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Create a gingerbread man

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's."

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In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said

"See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

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My Sister's Christmas Rum Cake

Every year around this time, my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight (in fact, she usually makes two or three attempts) but alas, I have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it.

Here is the recipe she uses:

1 or 2 quarts rum baking powder
1c. butter 1tsp. soda
1tsp. sugar lemon juice
2 large eggs brown sugar
1c. dried fruit nuts


Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?

Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quality-- try another cup. Open second quart, if necessary.

Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter which).

Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find. Wix mell.

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to bed.

Now you know why.....

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There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing."

But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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daj59 wrote:There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing."

But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"



OK... I'll be the first to <Grooooan>.
Now, want to hear my play on words?
I'll type it as soon as I have time to type the long thing in!!! It's about Friars who sell flowers. Do you know that one?

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daj59 wrote:There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing."

But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"



My uncle likes to work that one into conversations. He is pretty good with the set up. He puts himself in the story and discusses a diplomatic party he attended when he lived in Poland. The first time he told it it was almost believable until he approached the punch line

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I finally got my tree up.

It took all weekend & I'm just beginning to recover.


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daj59 wrote:


ha ha

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