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darthv8r


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FenStar wrote:I mean, who knew sex lead to babies?!?!


Josephus wrote:never heard it called 'sex lead' before.



LOL!

how about the horizontal tango?

no1


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tooning

darthv8r


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got joeled?

SkekTek


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no1 wrote:tooning



New thread! I'll butter that muffin...

no1


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darthv8r wrote:got joeled?


Different orifice, Lord V8r. Does that still count?

dontwantaname


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The parents have left the house.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

darthv8r


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knockin' boots

krapposelli


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makin' whooppee (edit: guess that one was covered in the thread title)

Hows about:

Bangin'

darthv8r


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making a love sandwich

SkekTek


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I'm gonna cross post this in the two euphamism threads (poo and sex), since they're... uhm... both involved.

Gettin' a blumpkin.

krapposelli


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doing the nasty

darthv8r


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SkekTek wrote:I'm gonna cross post this in the two euphamism threads (poo and sex), since they're... uhm... both involved.

Gettin' a blumpkin.



The 2-Minute Freestyle Floor Exercise

zea3


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Der Weiner-Schlider

krapposelli


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getting freaky

SkekTek


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Making the beast with two backs.

mwiseman


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Nothing

Raining


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darthv8r wrote:

The 2-Minute Freestyle Floor Exercise

How do you make it last two minutes?

darthv8r


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mwiseman wrote:Nothing

Married I see.

Um..honey dipping

Raining


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Having a nooner.

no1


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um...smurfing?

darthv8r


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Raining wrote:How do you make it last two minutes?

Ha!

Ameeting of bellies

mwiseman


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darthv8r wrote:Married I see.


As in:
"Mommy, what are you and daddy doing in there?"
"Nothing."

darthv8r


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mwiseman wrote:As in:
"Mommy, what are you and daddy doing in there?"
"Nothing."

Oh! sorry chap, just thought you were in the same boat as I was.


My parents always said it was backwards leap frog...

SkekTek


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bumpin' uglies.
doing the naked pretzel

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fckng (add a vowel or two...)
filling the holes (3 of them)

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

darthv8r


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Makin' bacon

krapposelli


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joining the mile-high club

SkekTek


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Shagging, man!

darthv8r


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Visiting Busch Stadium

krapposelli


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Getting laid

krapposelli


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making love

krapposelli


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doing it

darthv8r


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charging the mound

mwiseman


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Raslin' with Sis.

Raining


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mwiseman wrote:Raslin' with Sis.

mwiseman, you need some help.

darthv8r


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cork popping

SkekTek


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Playin' fungo.

Raining


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darthv8r wrote:cork popping

Darth you are very knowledgeable in this. My mama always warned me about W.Tx guys.

darthv8r


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Raining wrote:Darth you are very knowledgeable in this. My mama always warned me about W.Tx guys.

hahahaha! there is not much to do out here...

SkekTek


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darthv8r wrote:hahahaha! there is not much to do out here...



There's always the internet, right?