YouCantWootThis


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We tell the kids that "Mom was getting a back rub" since that causes the same sort of sounds...

Also "this here" (shake fist while saying that) as in "how about giving me some of "this here"? (to clarify, this is a motion like hitting your chest as athletes do when saying "I love you" to the TV camera) Hold your right arm at a right angle as if you were a waiter holding a towel and pump it to and from your heart... got the picture?

Finally, we sometimes point out that "the little general wants to go to the parade"...

no1


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YouCantWootThis wrote:Also "this here" (shake fist while saying that) as in "how about giving me some of "this here"?



darthv8r


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YouCantWootThis wrote:

Finally, we sometimes point out that "the little general wants to go to the parade"...

hahahhahaha!

The seamen is ready to set sail!

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give him some good lovin'

darthv8r


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walking the dog

pooflady


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Wanna take a ride?



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

darthv8r


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daj59 wrote:Nap time.


[quote postid="1893698" user="dontwantaname"]OK, I went too. No shirt.
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SkekTek


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It's probably been stated earlier, but:

Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing...

Josephus


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killingtime wrote:
*pats head*


SkekTek


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Va-jay-jay play

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kenney9226 wrote:one master screw



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derekfilley wrote:a mud- drenched kung-fu session.



heh.

This reminded me of what a guy in college said (Last year he had a horse he owned run in the Kentucky Derby)

"gettin' mud on my turtle"

Josephus


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daj59 wrote:self-serve

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pooflady wrote:... several times a day. Most of it brings a smile.



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darthv8r


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"narwhalling"

no1


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Josephus wrote:Apparently bigger may be better, though mine isn't a gigantic one ... mine is 4x6. bigger just seems awkward to me


no1


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daj59 wrote:I got ... 4,000,000,000 studs. It really adds up when you turn on some of those extras



daj59 wrote:I just can't do it early.

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no1 wrote:



//extra smack



WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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Getting some Italian sausage

zea3


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krapposelli wrote:Getting some Italian sausage


Nothing says lovin like something from the oven!

SkekTek


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Bumpus in the rumpus room

no1


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daj59 wrote:You kinda move your head up and down to what you need.


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no1 wrote:



I'll save daj the time

//smack

mr 1, get your mind out of the gutter!

Besides, I think you may have missed one. I remember reading something today and expecting to find it here.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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dontwantaname wrote:I'll save daj the time

//smack

mr 1, get your mind out of the gutter!

Besides, I think you may have missed one. I remember reading something today and expecting to find it here.



Ms. Name,
I don't get it, are you telling me to get my mind out of the gutter or encouraging me to stay in it?

I don't writes this stuff, I just quotes it.

kenney9226


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ultimate stick!

Josephus


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no1 wrote:doing it



wow, never heard that before!

no1


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Josephus wrote:wow, never heard that before!



Josephus wrote:ICU



Dr. J,

Perv! You like what you see?!?

Josephus


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no1 wrote:Dr. J,

Perv! You like what you see?!?



well...you could do something about that mole.

Josephus


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daj59 wrote:logging in

Josephus


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daj59 wrote:submit!!!!!!!!!!! Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

no1


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FenStar wrote:To be honest, I'm not even sure how to do some stuff


no1


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Josephus wrote:good morning. i ... are coming today.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:





//sigh...smack

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote://sigh...smack



Ms. Name,
This is the euphemisms for... you know... thread. What did you expect to read?!?

mwiseman


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no1 wrote:Ms. Name,
This is...for...you know...What did you expect...?


dontwantaname wrote://sigh...

darthv8r


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nudey time

darthv8r


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freestyle mattress wrestling

Josephus


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no1 wrote:



Hey! don't misquote me into speaking with improper grammar!