"smack"

[any present participle] [any noun]

for example

folding laundry

smacking cruzer

posting messages

SailorButterfly wrote:Your what is wooden?

Breaking out the big china.

PLAYING WITH YOUR Caps lOCK.

Lay down I can't hear you.

Bending the spoon

Planting the tree

filling hole #3 with an asian pear.

Meeting at the burger joint.

no1 wrote:

Ok, really slow on catching up, but broccoli with nipples?

nallie wrote:So, anybody around to play? If so, be patient with me as I am somewhat otherwise engaged; I will need to check in sporadically at best but I promise to come ... at least once or twice (which we all know in Nalliese is 10 or 15 times) before bed.

Putting the sauce on her pasta.

putting the hot dog in the bun.
taking a ride on the wild balogna poney.
taking the skin boat to tuna town
taking one eyed willy to dig for treasure
going on a safari to the congo
riding the amazon into the rainforest

bumping uglies

making the four legged shower monster

e.g.
"Weren't you going to go shower dude?"
"Yeah, I went to take a shower but there's a four legged shower monster in there right now"

Dogging (sexual slang)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car park or woods) or watching others doing so. Frequently, there are more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the Internet.

firing Rocket Number 9

mwiseman wrote:firing Rocket Number 9

uh huh. not sure you could call that a euphemism.

Josephus wrote:uh huh. not sure you could call that a euphemism.

After nearly 17 pages, it's time to call a spade a spade, joe.

no1 wrote:[any present participle] [any noun]

for example

folding laundry

smacking cruzer

posting messages

canning peaches
submitting entry
entering derby
harassing Jason. oh, wait.

playing world of goo.

would you like a grape?

changing the fish's water

Pulling out the Future Cast

Hopping on the side and top...