This contest theme was from a write-in suggestion by one of the regulars, and I was happy to run with it.

Recently, Woot's own Jason Toon welcomed another young baby into their household. Of course the proper thing to do is to send forth our community's best wishes, which we do, but also step back and let the event pass quietly and calmly allowing the family to focus internally on their wondrous household without any external distractions.

....but that's not how we roll, is it?

And that brings us to Dodgeball #63. Parenting can be challenging, and the more information you have, maybe the easier it can be. You don't have to have kids to know the screaming parent and baby in the checkout line in front of you at the grocery store could use a few hints. And believe it or not...they have books! Like that Best friends Guide to parenting. Well, we don't have to have a best friend to write a book!
This weeks contest is make pages to fill this book:


Curfew for your entries is 12:00 SHARP, Thursday night. Voting will take place on Friday and the winner will receive a custom trophy and Full Control of DB#64. Just PM your votes to me.

Thanks!

I really hope I have time to play this week, it would be too ironic if taking care of the baby kept me out of this one.

Here we go, first try at this :

I think after a long break from chopping and general posting that I who have no experience raising wookie kids myself will have an entry by Dr. PeglegWookie

I guess it's already too late for this advice.

NOTE: Top Left and Top Right photos were taken ca1900.

websorcerer wrote:NOTE: Top Left and Top Right photos were taken ca1900.

Is the bottom one a pic of you?

dontwantaname wrote:How do we vote for this???? The entry with the best advice? The one that made us laugh the longest?
Best technical chop??? (I have no way of judging that, so I guess that one is out)
HOW?????????????

The first one to post a picture of a baby Toon in the pink female bunny suit?????

Ms. Name,
Vote for the one that you want to vote for the most. The criteria are entirely up to you.

ActorTom wrote:

I guess it's already too late for this advice.

Could be worse. You could be in the Duggar family

SkekTek wrote:Could be worse. You could be in the Duggar family

hmm... I don't think that is a real photo.

Probably not the last leak frog...

dontwantaname wrote:How do we vote for this???? The entry with the best advice? The one that made us laugh the longest?
Best technical chop??? (I have no way of judging that, so I guess that one is out)
HOW?????????????

The first one to post a picture of a baby Toon in the pink female bunny suit?????

Like this?

FenStar wrote:hmm... I don't think that is a real photo.

It sure is. They did a big documentary on them.

gwp wrote:It sure is. They did a big documentary on them.

You are both correct, That is Mark Carson & Family. Mark is a co-founder of F a t Brain Toy Company, whose prominent logo I chose to remove.

Orig image

FenStar wrote:hmm... I don't think that is a real photo.

Yeah, it is, it's been in the newspaper.

ActorTom wrote:You are both correct, That is Mark Carson & Family. Mark is a co-founder of F a t Brain Toy Company, whose prominent logo I chose to remove.

Orig image

I think he meant the Dugger family.

FenStar wrote:hmm... I don't think that is a real photo.

It is!!! As stated before, they're the Duggars Go here...

"To date they have been blessed with 16 children, (10 boys and 6 girls) Joshua, Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah (& Jennifer due July 28, 2007). "

What pets to get your child:

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SkekTek wrote:It is!!! As stated before, they're the Duggars Go here...

"To date they have been blessed with 16 children, (10 boys and 6 girls) Joshua, Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah (& Jennifer due July 28, 2007). "

Jennifer was born in early August. So there are 17. YIKES!!

17 Duggan Kids -- YIKES. Sun Tzu will not be pleased. Speaking of procreation.....

ActorTom wrote:

Wretched tainted fudge is a mohel?
Dont you mean a Moyle?

jejeje

SkekTek wrote:It is!!! As stated before, they're the Duggars Go here...

How smurfing nauseating.

Switz213 wrote:Wretched tainted fudge is a mohel?
Dont you mean a Moyle?

jejeje

I believe he meant what he said.

jejeje, indeed. Goof.

Switz213 wrote:Wretched tainted fudge is a mohel?
Dont you mean a Moyle?

jejeje

I've seen "Moyel" used occasionally, mostly in the NY area
I'm pretty sure Mohel is the preferred.

Note: Colored frames w/ numbers were NOT chopped in -- you guys know i"m not that good!

It was some sort of a promotion for a racetrack.

GodfatherND wrote:Is the bottom one a pic of you?

No. It's a Google Child.

SkekTek wrote:What pets to get your child:

Click here for much larger version and a bonus tip!

What's wrong with a vaderdog? They just breath differently!