Man: "Nice boobs."

Woman: "Yours too."

Man (thinking): I wonder if I can spit a seed into her cleavage.

Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?

kenney9226 wrote:

Mrs. kenney9226 over shoulder: PERVERT!!!!

//whack. thud.//

kenney9226: Why wasn't it still the dog with the pink sock on its nose?

Mr. Kneny,
I thought this was a picture of the lovely Mrs. Kneny9226 and you!

Woman: "Our new Universal Translator can even replace specific words and phrases with more innocuous terms. Listen to this: Ouch! My groin!! watching turtles fight! MEIN LIEBEN!!"

Man: "That's a nice set of, uh, filters you got there, ma'am."

"Thanks to the troops who support my rack!"

"Errr, I think you mean to say "we support our troops in Iraq"...right?

no1 wrote:

Sgt. Schultz: I see NOTHINK!!!

mwiseman wrote:

Soldier: My wife would need an airlift to get them up that high!

Wow, look at all those privates standing at attention, Major Wood!

mwiseman wrote:

Commander: If we get a breeze will she fall over?

"Like, wow, being voted this month's Miss February is like, totally an honor I'll remember for as long as I can!"

Sgt. Hulka: Wonder if I should tell her there's a giant flying Iraqi cockroach on her arm.... naaah!

Time for a new picture for caption this:

I think I see it... Earl, how did you get the weatherman so far down your throat?

The cannibalistic pelicans of the Caribbean

Uncle!!! Uncle!!!

Honey, I've been thinking about it and we need to talk... you see *muffled* oh great, real mature steve! *muffled*

derekfilley wrote:

I don't think this is what they mean by "deep throat."

Seagull 1: What's going on, Ralph?
Seagull 2: Dr. Binknell is showing us how to arthroscopic heart surgery
Pelican: Now, you enter the vena cava through the bend in the esophagus...
Seagull 1: Is this FDA approved?
Seagull 2: No, but we get to eat what we find...

There it is!

Billy, I'm sure this isn't how to french kiss...

Wow, Steve, you're right! They ARE filming Survivor in there!

Gordo has a frog in his throat.

i can has pelicanburger

I don't think this is how we "neck", Clarice.

Dude... I don't think this is how birds are supposed to "nest."

It's been long enough... time to try another image:



See how easily it picks up spilled fine Peruvian Nose Candy?

Nice try, but it works just fine. I told you that we didn't need a Roomba.

Well, THAT sucks!

Lady: I think you just sucked up Sprinkles the cat!
Salesman: No matter... this thing will keep going and pick up sand too!
Lady: Now that IS amazing...

she: Wow!
he: I told you a man could work a vacuum.

Thanks for cleaning that up! I hate it when the cats spontaneously combust...

Mrs. Smith, in the future please refrain from exfoliating your feet in the office.

"I suppose the urn can be ommitted, as long as those were Mr. Johnson's final wishes, Mrs. Johnson."

You're right, I DO have a dandruff problem! And thanks for cleaning it up, dear husband!

Wow, that vacuum vacuums the words right off the mat!

Wow.. I really slid into him hard. He's flying!

LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!

kenney9226 wrote:


LEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNSSS!!!

Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!