I seem to be pickin on the commies a lot this contest

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No matter what they call the next Bourne movie, this is what its name should actually be.

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JoeIcarus wrote:

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Hey Joel, this is just a little photoshop tip for ya (and anyone else who has run into this before) to make small fonts smoother when rotated (i.e. in the REWIND sign, RE looks like it's on one line, and WIND looks like it's on the next line up) you can...

1. select that text layer and click Layer > Type > Convert to Shape
2. go back to Layer > Rasterize > Shape
3. enjoy the smoothness

it's not a huge deal, but every little bit helps

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HA!! I love it.
Well done!!

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Thanks for the tip, intaglio! I struggled with that with both LACKL's!

(And thanks fyrefall!)

-Joe

Under the wire on this one!



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easy1 wrote:

i dont get it???

Tinmansm wrote:i dont get it???

it's goes with your "pizza-pizza"

Well,well...six pages. Nice showing folks.

Of course, ya'll can do better!

Tinmansm wrote:i dont get it???

I think it's because Coke hasn't had Coca in it for a long, long time.

Nice job, everybody!

Lots and lots of good ones. Some of my favorites were, Babewatch, Toymotor, American Idle, Entanglement center, Easy as Delhi, Inspirwrong, Gnarly Davidson, Chargeit, American Impress, & Banana Splat. Should be tough on the judges, there were even more entries than last week.

Tinmansm wrote:i dont get it???

Sorry, kind of an in-joke. When I was growing up, my little sister called Coca-Cola by another name... "Cola-Cola"

I guess you just had to be there.

And ActorTom is correct, too, but it never crossed my mind.

By the way, I really liked the reason plinth gave. Yeah, I like it so much, I'll steal it. Yeah, that's the answer!

ActorTom wrote:I think it's because Coke hasn't had Coca in it for a long, long time.

Perhaps Corn-Cola is more appropriate?

And, while you're waiting for the results, Learn How To Suck Less at Photoshop.

Caution however -- if you are not in a private office or wearing headphones, you probably don't want to watch these tutorials at work. Or in front of young children. Or your wife. Especially if your name is Donnie.

Poor Donnie.

gwp wrote:And, while you're waiting for the results, Learn How To Suck Less at Photoshop.

Caution however -- if you are not in a private office or wearing headphones, you probably don't want to watch these tutorials at work. Or in front of young children. Or your wife. Especially if your name is Donnie.

Poor Donnie.

These things are GREAT!!! Thanks gwp! "or maybe a bumper sticker that reads- if the vanagon is a-rockin, my wife is being drilled by some guy named Rickie"

SkekTek wrote:These things are GREAT!!! Thanks gwp! "or maybe a bumper sticker that reads- if the vanagon is a-rockin, my wife is being drilled by some guy named Rickie"

"Donnie. Donnie! DONNIE!!!!" I need a Tylenol now ...

Josephus wrote:the nightmares, you will have.

That's OK, I'll just watch episode 1 or episode 3 and it'll put me right back to sleep.

Josephus wrote:
Jar Jar Binks, you will marry.

The truth is closer than you think.

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First attempt:



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Sorry guys and/or gals, the contest ended about 13 hours ago at midnight. There will be a new contest posted this Thursday night at midnight, come back and check it out!

gwp wrote:"Donnie. Donnie! DONNIE!!!!" I need a Tylenol now ...

Yeah, after a few minutes of her inserted voice on part 3, it got tiring...

ActorTom wrote:Lots and lots of good ones. Some of my favorites were, Babewatch, Toymotor, American Idle, Entanglement center, Easy as Delhi, Inspirwrong, Gnarly Davidson, Chargeit, American Impress, & Banana Splat. Should be tough on the judges, there were even more entries than last week.

Thanks Tom!

Hey Toby! Checked the Dodgeball results yet??

That photoshop thing is great! Wish I had it to use. Just making do with Picasa & MS Office Flublisher here. :p

You might want to switch over to Gimp. Just about as good as Photoshop and way better than what you've got going on right now.

ActorTom wrote:Lots and lots of good ones. Some of my favorites were, Babewatch, Toymotor, American Idle, Entanglement center, Easy as Delhi, Inspirwrong, Gnarly Davidson, Chargeit, American Impress, & Banana Splat. Should be tough on the judges, there were even more entries than last week.

Thanks! I am still laughing at Pizza Gut! Just how I feel after eating one.

as an insurance broker, I died at this. Sent to all insurance buddies, hilarious! (the Allstate chop)

These are the ones that caught my eye.
Pizza Gut
Bentagains
Babewatch (I always called it crotch Watch though)
American Idle
Easy as Delhi

Huh, I intended this to be longer.

ActorTom wrote:

hehe, sounds like someone got burned....

carpenter940 wrote:Fritos looks like...

this this... this is just so wrong.

carpenter940 wrote:Fritos looks like...

this this... this is just so wrong.

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huh?

ActorTom wrote:

Nice