klswoot wrote:Robert...I'm late...

nothing salacious or humorous, i just thought it was interesting.

no1 wrote:i thought charter membership qualification is by when you made your first purchase, not by original join date. I haven't seen when the 5000th charter member bought their first item.

ncdave wrote:That would be me, #5000. On 9/17/2004 I bought a Microsoft MN-700 Wireless 802.11g 4 Port Router. :-)

Schrobblehead wrote:disks of acid on brain dead frogs

perhaps not a band name, but a CD title.

ncdave wrote:That would be me, #5000. On 9/17/2004 I bought a Microsoft MN-700 Wireless 802.11g 4 Port Router. :-)

September 17 is my birthday.

dontwantaname wrote:How old?

I'm turning 20 next month.

eHalcyon wrote:I'm turning 20 next month.

Don't tell her THAT! She'll lure you to NY and lock you in her basement.

dontwantaname wrote:That is tiny. I liked the big the best.

Schrobblehead wrote:Don't tell her THAT! She'll lure you to NY and lock you in her basement.

how would he get past the border patrol?

Josephus wrote:Once you have her trapped, it is simply a matter of putting ...to her

no1 wrote:josephus probably...burns chinchillas alive.

PemberDucky wrote:I'm sure a nubile...like yours could be used for so many more important things.

Schrobblehead wrote:exacerbated by a boston terrier named Duncan who decided he had to....on my legs all day.

no1 wrote:i'm a twelve year old girl looking for companionship with an older man.

pooflady wrote:Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edit: Okay again.
put that $%$#^ in my %&$^?

Edit: Nooooooooooo. What's going on? It comes and goes.

Schrobblehead wrote:I've always... seemed a bit feminine.

kenney9226 wrote:I'm free...To...Come on...my grandaddy...Any old time

cruzer wrote:WOOHOO! get off an hour early today. doing happy dance.

heard around mr. clinton's office?

SkekTek wrote:I'm not entering until later today... wife is doing bill

nothing to see here, just time for a digest post.

pooflady wrote:Husband and I have both discovered that the day after we **** ... we're both blah. Evidently as you get older, it takes a while to recover.

AZGman wrote:Yeah . . . ****ing ... can be exhausting.

zea3 wrote:Sometimes you need an enema ... !

pooflady wrote:Every once in a while you get a freebie. And it feels good.

FenStar wrote:Well, the problem is getting the wood ...

KtCallista wrote:Find an older lady (try a local church) ... you might get lucky...

dontwantaname wrote:Well, a smack is as good as a yes!

dontwantaname wrote:Is his **** that big, or is it just the angle?

terrimeyers wrote: look at the size of the feet.

Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

SkekTek wrote:I love the other thread.

Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

and the tooth fairy is gonna leave a million dollars under my pillow

Raining wrote:Josephus wrote:I'm hoping for a 3 way...

and the tooth fairy is gonna leave a million dollars under my pillow

Am not!
That money is mine, biotch!!

no1 wrote:I like 'em crunchy on the outside with a juicy, chewy center.

dontwantaname wrote:he beat me

ms. name, perhaps you should consider calling the authorities.

JoeDeeDee wrote:oooo, that's scary when you start thinking like no1.

superspryte wrote:Your mouth did nothing ^_~

pooflady wrote:I'm confused about "its own juice."

dontwantaname wrote:It was you, you fool!

... yes ... and?

dontwantaname wrote:OK, give me your address, so I know where to send them.

Las Vegas, NV. Ask for Tony.

no1 wrote:i like how i gots ants cummin' out o' my 'gina!

SkekTek wrote:I need ... to come ... I am entering ... an artist I love, and that's where my spare time is going this weekend.