pooflady wrote:Yeah, Cruzer is the biggest!

pooflady wrote:I remember my first one. I could hardly get to sleep that night.

no1 wrote:penile implants

Was this the quality post?

arcsus wrote:I'm beginning to think my...virginity is going to be a good thing to have.

KtCallista wrote:OUCH, WHY DO CHILDREN THINK THEY MUST PUSH BONEY BITS OF THEIR BODY INTO YOUR SOFT TISSUE BEFORE THEY TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT?

Funny, but true.

KtCallista wrote:WELL I THINK IT'S BEEN AT LEAST A WEEK SINCE I'VE BEEN *U**ED, SO THAT WORKS FOR ME!

KtCallista wrote:I'M FEELIN' RATHER SPECIAL

no1 wrote:i get tom off!

DA59 wrote:Doing it is bad enough. Doing it at feeding time? Wow.

no1 wrote:switch hands for a while. m________e with the left hand. let the right arm rest a bit.

Schrobblehead wrote:...BUT CAN YOU BREAK 40 MPH WINDS IN A TENT?

PemberDucky wrote:I ALWAYS BITE INTO A FRIGID MIDDLE.

SkekTek wrote:10 SECONDS IN MICROWAVE TRANSFORMS A ***** TO AN EXPERIENCE.

DA59 wrote:Me! me! **ck me!

arcsus wrote:SO I JUST WENT TO SQUIRT A GENEROUS DOLLOP OF EASY CHEESE ONTO A CHOCOLATE FUDGE POPTART...

eHalcyon wrote:Stopping by to say...

I've had four exams so far.

I got one hour of sleep for my first exam.

I didn't get any sleep for the second exam because I was too sore, but I was feeling more confident about hiding my "aids".

I got about four hours of sleep last night. For the exam I had this morning, I didn't bother ****ing at all. But I was more cautious for the exam I had this afternoon.

I think the exams have been relatively ok so far. The one I have tomorrow is the scariest for me. I expect it to be so horrible that I'm not going to get much sleep tonight either, if any...

And then I have one more exam on Thursday, which I don't look forward to either.

SkekTek wrote:I GET IT SHIPPED, YES.

I USUALLY GET 10 POUNDS AT A TIME...

AND THAW/GRIND A LITTLE AT A TIME.

YES, I CAN GET IT AND SHIP IT WHEN I'M OUT DOING... RESEARCH.

dontwantaname wrote:I wanna get laid

no1 wrote:

That didn't take long.

KtCallista wrote:That didn't take long.

that's what she said.


sigh.

kdccrosby wrote:I'm an artist. the person wanted a **** exactly like a picture, I would do some sort of sketch - cuts down on the misunderstandings!

I loved making ****s, but it takes up every weekend. I got burned out and hardly **** ***s at all anymore. I think I'm finally starting to get over the burnout - 5 years later.

HiddenIdentity wrote:

//smack

PemberDucky wrote:
I HOPE MY HUSBAND'S DREADFUL ---CK IS NEXT!

PemberDucky wrote:SO SLEEPY BECAUSE I'M ****ING!

kylemittskus wrote:the simple answer: yes... nice back end...

Lok'tar ogar

kenney9226 wrote:...MY ...PRIVATES DID NOT WIN THE...DERBY...

It's probably because you entered at six o'clock instead of midnight.

KtCallista wrote://sigh I suppose I'm destined to be ****ed today, durn ****ers and their dirty ****s. . . . . . .

Of course I haven't been ****ed in a while, maybe I'm overdo?. . . .

arcsus wrote:who ****ed you?

KtCallista wrote:sadly, no body yet, not even No1. . . . .

guess I'll have to try harder. . . .

KtCallista wrote:
PS I'm on f***book with most of the ****ers too. . . .

kdccrosby wrote:I got busy . . . shocker I know

DA59 wrote:Oh. Uhm. You throw it until you feel better?

dontwantaname wrote:
... I have a huge urge to actually ***ck you

kenney9226 wrote:THe nut looks fine, and hopefully will perk back up today-- it had about one good **** with just a couple smaller ****s there, and it looked firm this morning but the soft tip was floppy.

cruzer wrote:I'm sitting around playing with ... geg

LittleMissRachel wrote:Give me a Pee!