daj59 wrote:Yes, the author did quite a nice job on it.

It's dog walk time. BBS.

It's what . . . about 49 11/32 kilobytes??

daj59 wrote:Yes, the author did quite a nice job on it.

It's dog walk time. BBS.

Enjoy the walk. I'm dusting between posts (and sips).

krapposelli wrote:Sssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell him. If he doesn't go into the forums, he'll never know.

Since he is no longer pure, might as well turn him into a post whore!

zea3 wrote:So technically, since his post "virginity" was taken without his consent, does that make Selli guilty of post ravishment?

I dunno . . . cuz it was taken without his knowledge, too!

Need to ask t'girl or d'name if deleting a post also reduces the post count . . .

AZGman wrote:Need to ask t'girl or d'name if deleting a post also reduces the post count . . .

I don't know... Usually don't get do overs on virginity. You can fake it with surgery, but thats about all.

zea3 wrote:I don't know... Usually don't get do overs on virginity. You can fake it with surgery, but thats about all.

I think it does reduce the psot count - somewhere, I saw someone with a negative - Dr. J explained that one time, but it didn't make any sense. What a perfect example to try it on. Dear Don't (or Tall or whomever), will you please delete trappy's post and restore him to his virginal status?

krapposelli wrote:I think it does reduce the psot count - somewhere, I saw someone with a negative - Dr. J explained that one time, but it didn't make any sense. What a perfect example to try it on. Dear Don't (or Tall or whomever), will you please delete trappy's post and restore him to his virginal status?

He may be a little sore tomorrow.

zea3 wrote:He may be a little sore tomorrow.

She can tell him she used a home D-I-Y vasectomy kit on him while he was asleep.

AZGman wrote:She can tell him she used a home D-I-Y vasectomy kit on him while he was asleep.

Okay. HEre's a question. If his post gets deleted, how will we know what his post count is without making anothe rpost and re-popping the cherry?

AZGman wrote:She can tell him she used a home D-I-Y vasectomy kit on him while he was asleep.

YIKES! My GYN always gave out one of those pregnancy guide books to his expectant mothers. One of them had a chapter about post baby birth control, including vasectomies. It showed an illustration of exactly where to cut and clip on the male equipment. I showed it to hubby and said, "Look, do it yourself instructions!"

krapposelli wrote:Okay. HEre's a question. If his post gets deleted, how will we know what his post count is without making anothe rpost and re-popping the cherry?

Send him a pm?

zea3 wrote:Send him a pm?

Do PMs add to post counts? I've never paid attention to that . . .

zea3 wrote:Send him a pm?

Oh! I could click on it like I was going to and then hit cancel and show the user screen.

daj59 wrote:and he said???

"Get me my tin snips."

daj59 wrote:and he said???

"Ha ha ha" Then he quickly left the room.

It's gone. I think the post is gone. Or am I just too shnoockered to see it?

AZGman wrote:Do PMs add to post counts? I've never paid attention to that . . .

Yes, I believe they do.

Ah, the joy of shoveling! :/

krapposelli wrote: It's gone. I think the post is gone. Or am I just too shnoockered to see it?

Use it again and if it's still 1, then d'name can delete it again . . . if not - oh well . . . he's on the road to whoredom!!

tall4agirl wrote:Yes, I believe they do.

Ah, the joy of shoveling! :/

But you'll have MEIN LIEBEN! arms for those summer tank tops!
EDIT: Oops! forgot about those filters. Insert "ripped" instead!

AZGman wrote:Use it again and if it's still 1, then d'name can delete it again . . . if not - oh well . . . he's on the road to whoredom!!

OOoh. Good idea. One moment, please...

daj59 wrote:Wow, just like new. Will it hurt the 2nd time, you think?

Only if you rip him a new one.

daj59 wrote:She's so snockered, you could keep this going all night!

Guaranteed minutes of entertainment!

zea3 wrote:But you'll have MEIN LIEBEN! arms for those summer tank tops!
EDIT: Oops! forgot about those filters. Insert "ripped" instead!

I was gonna say "She'd have your loving arms . . .?"

trappy wrote:Pop? PLEASE DELETE ME ....

Cut that out!

zea3 wrote:Guaranteed minutes of entertainment!

Oooh! It worked. I've deflowered him twice tonight and (hopefully) he'll never know about it.

tall4agirl wrote:Cut that out!

[serious voice]

Yes, ma'am.

[/serious voice]

tall4agirl wrote:Cut that out!

That was fast! Never even saw it!

zea3 wrote:But you'll have MEIN LIEBEN! arms for those summer tank tops!
EDIT: Oops! forgot about those filters. Insert "ripped" instead!

Nah... I was not blessed with good arms.

I do love some of Gatz's filters! MEIN LIEBEN!!

zea3 wrote:That was fast! Never even saw it!

Me too either . . . but then, my 'puter is a dinosaur and takes forever to refresh sometimes . . .

krapposelli wrote:[serious voice]

Yes, ma'am.

[/serious voice]

shouldn't that be 'yes occifer'?

zea3 wrote:That was fast! Never even saw it!

Oooooh. I know. Wrong thread, but I jus tthought of an idea for a song for the derby.

The "I drink alone" song... One bourbon... one scotch... and one beeeeeeeeeeeee-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer by what's his face.