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daj59 wrote:



I think... we just found a pic to put in a porr unsuspecting persons sig line.

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tall4agirl wrote:shouldn't that be 'yes occifer'?



She's not under the affluence of incohol!!

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krapposelli wrote:Oooooh. I know. Wrong thread, but I jus tthought of an idea for a song for the derby.

The "I drink alone" song... One bourbon... one scotch... and one beeeeeeeeeeeee-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer by what's his face.



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AZGman wrote:She's not under the affluence of incohol!!



Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

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tall4agirl wrote:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?



Say no more!!!

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AZGman wrote:She's not under the affluence of incohol!!



Nope, I'm not.

See, I can still say the alphabet backwards.

Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A

(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)

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AZGman wrote:Say no more!!!



hhmmmm mmhmm mmmm hhmmmm.

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tall4agirl wrote:hhmmmm mmhmm mmmm hhmmmm.



A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat!

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krapposelli wrote:Nope, I'm not.

See, I can still say the alphabet backwards.

Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A

(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)



I was buying it until you said tahnks... :p

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AZGman wrote:A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat!



"I see", said the blind man to the deaf dog who replied, "woof".

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krapposelli wrote:Nope, I'm not.



(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)



. . . while juggling a chainsaw, a live chicken, and a grape . . .

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AZGman wrote:Me too either . . . but then, my 'puter is a dinosaur and takes forever to refresh sometimes . . .





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daj59 wrote:



Weeeeeeell . . . okay . . . a slightly newer dinosaur. (Had it built in '01.)

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AZGman wrote:Weeeeeeell . . . okay . . . a slightly newer dinosaur. (Had it built in '01.)

hehe. If you click to get the biggie size, you'll even see your post.

Edit; Well,it's not that much bigger.



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Whew. Just got a voice mail from someone I've been trying tot alk to all day for a reception for my daughter's first communion. Thanksfully, I missed the call cuz I can't talk to her now.

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krapposelli wrote:Whew. Just got a voice mail from someone I've been trying tot alk to all day for a reception for my daughter's first communion. Thanksfully, I missed the call cuz I can't talk to her now.



Don't text her either . . . trust me.

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AZGman wrote:Don't text her either . . . trust me.



L O freakin' L.

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You don't want to discuss your daughter's first Holy Consummation!!!

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AZGman wrote:Don't text her either . . . trust me.

Do it but only if you'll cut and paste all the text here for our enjoyment.



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daj59 wrote:Do it but only if you'll cut and paste all the text here for our enjoyment.



My stomach hurts from laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. deeep breath.

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. . . or her first Holy Contraception, either.

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krapposelli wrote:My stomach hurts from laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. deeep breath.

Psssst! I gotta secret to tell you...






























It's because you're snockered.



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. . . and if you talk about her first Holy Communication . . . you may get a rude visit from the Holy See . . .

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AZGman wrote:. . . or her first Holy Contraception, either.



especially since I really irked the priest earlier this week. Definitely won't be calling him tonight!!!

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daj59 wrote:Psssst! I gotta secret to tell you...



It's because you're snockered.



She's incoxitated . . .

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AZGman wrote:. . . or her first Holy Contraception, either.

maybe the Holy Complication



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daj59 wrote:Psssst! I gotta secret to tell you...

It's because you're snockered.


Yes, I know. But it's still good to get a good belly laught every now and again. Fortunately, I'm a happy snoockered person.

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AZGman wrote:She's incoxitated . . .

She's TUI - typing while intoxicated



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krapposelli wrote:Yes, I know. But it's still good to get a good belly laught every now and again. Fortunately, I'm a happy snoockered person.

I always figured it was better than those sit-ups I'm not doing.



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daj59 wrote:She's TUI - typing while intoxicated



uh . . . TWI???

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AZGman wrote:uh . . . TWI???

DOH! See it was always DWI when I was younger. Then they changed it to DUI and confusered me!



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HOLY INTOXICATION BATMAN!



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daj59 wrote:DOH! See it was always DWI when I was younger. Then they changed it to DUI and confusered me!



No, it wou'dve been typing under the influence. TUI still works, just different.

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daj59 wrote:DOH! See it was always DWI when I was younger. Then they changed it to DUI and confusered me!



Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .

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AZGman wrote:Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .


I want what 'selli's having!

Actually, I really want to take a nap...

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AZGman wrote:Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .

You influence me a lot but I'M NOT TYPING UNDER YOU!



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AZGman wrote:Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .



And I just ventured out to the cyber pub to suggest my shhirt idea. Seems like a great idea now... probably not so much in the morning. C'est la vie.

edit: where'd that post go. I know I hit the post button. Had to type it again. Grrr.

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I've solved it!!!


AZGman . . . with milk and cookies . . . in the library!!


G'night, folks

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AZGman wrote:I've solved it!!!


AZGman . . . with milk and cookies . . . in the library!!


G'night, folks

Nite Az. See ya tomorrow.



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AZGman wrote:I've solved it!!!


AZGman . . . with milk and cookies . . . in the library!!


G'night, folks



G'night, AZG