daj59 wrote:

I think... we just found a pic to put in a porr unsuspecting persons sig line.

tall4agirl wrote:shouldn't that be 'yes occifer'?

She's not under the affluence of incohol!!

krapposelli wrote:Oooooh. I know. Wrong thread, but I jus tthought of an idea for a song for the derby.

The "I drink alone" song... One bourbon... one scotch... and one beeeeeeeeeeeee-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer by what's his face.

George Thorogood

AZGman wrote:She's not under the affluence of incohol!!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

tall4agirl wrote:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?

Say no more!!!

AZGman wrote:She's not under the affluence of incohol!!

Nope, I'm not.

See, I can still say the alphabet backwards.

Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A

(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)

AZGman wrote:Say no more!!!

hhmmmm mmhmm mmmm hhmmmm.

tall4agirl wrote:hhmmmm mmhmm mmmm hhmmmm.

A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat!

krapposelli wrote:Nope, I'm not.

See, I can still say the alphabet backwards.

Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A

(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)

I was buying it until you said tahnks... :p

AZGman wrote:A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat!

"I see", said the blind man to the deaf dog who replied, "woof".

krapposelli wrote:Nope, I'm not.



(just don't make me stand on one foot, though, okay. tahnks.)

. . . while juggling a chainsaw, a live chicken, and a grape . . .

daj59 wrote:

Weeeeeeell . . . okay . . . a slightly newer dinosaur. (Had it built in '01.)

Whew. Just got a voice mail from someone I've been trying tot alk to all day for a reception for my daughter's first communion. Thanksfully, I missed the call cuz I can't talk to her now.

krapposelli wrote:Whew. Just got a voice mail from someone I've been trying tot alk to all day for a reception for my daughter's first communion. Thanksfully, I missed the call cuz I can't talk to her now.

Don't text her either . . . trust me.

AZGman wrote:Don't text her either . . . trust me.

L O freakin' L.

You don't want to discuss your daughter's first Holy Consummation!!!

daj59 wrote:Do it but only if you'll cut and paste all the text here for our enjoyment.

My stomach hurts from laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know how long. deeep breath.

. . . or her first Holy Contraception, either.

. . . and if you talk about her first Holy Communication . . . you may get a rude visit from the Holy See . . .

AZGman wrote:. . . or her first Holy Contraception, either.

especially since I really irked the priest earlier this week. Definitely won't be calling him tonight!!!

daj59 wrote:Psssst! I gotta secret to tell you...



It's because you're snockered.

She's incoxitated . . .

daj59 wrote:Psssst! I gotta secret to tell you...

It's because you're snockered.

Yes, I know. But it's still good to get a good belly laught every now and again. Fortunately, I'm a happy snoockered person.

daj59 wrote:She's TUI - typing while intoxicated

uh . . . TWI???

daj59 wrote:DOH! See it was always DWI when I was younger. Then they changed it to DUI and confusered me!

No, it wou'dve been typing under the influence. TUI still works, just different.

daj59 wrote:DOH! See it was always DWI when I was younger. Then they changed it to DUI and confusered me!

Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .

AZGman wrote:Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .

I want what 'selli's having!

Actually, I really want to take a nap...

AZGman wrote:Well, we're all Typing Under the Influence of something . . .

And I just ventured out to the cyber pub to suggest my shhirt idea. Seems like a great idea now... probably not so much in the morning. C'est la vie.

edit: where'd that post go. I know I hit the post button. Had to type it again. Grrr.

I've solved it!!!


AZGman . . . with milk and cookies . . . in the library!!


G'night, folks

AZGman wrote:I've solved it!!!


AZGman . . . with milk and cookies . . . in the library!!


G'night, folks

G'night, AZG