Orcrist42


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It's time to pull out those miraculous Dodgeball crystal balls and show what you see. This coming weekend I will be flying solo, the lone human in the house, all alone with Me, Myself, and I. KtCallista will be taking the girls and be gone from Friday through Monday while they all visit her family some 6 hours away.

Your task this week, show me what I will be doing with all my "guy time". Of course no husband gets time to himself without a honey-do list. Still, it is almost 4 days, and the local Mardi Gras weekend, so where am I going to be? What will I be doing? Am I going to have any company? Is KtC going to call non-stop? Will I actually accomplish anything noteworthy? Show me what I should do!

Make your entries viewable in this forum, no wider than 500px wide, blah, blah, blah. . .
Entries will be accepted from now, until 11:59pm woot standard time Thursday, at which point voting will begin and run for the next 24 hours. After which I will clearly know what I am doing this weekend, and post the winner and host for next week's contest.

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wizard7926


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Orcrist42 wrote:Show me what I should do!..




Doesn't it stand to reason that you give us some starter material for this one?

Some wacky faces, or poses or something? Hee hee..

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JoeDeeDee


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It's a clone tool....

It's a smudge brush...


It's SUPERCHOPPER!!

fyrefall


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A mans home is his....


Sources
a house
castle
wheelbarrow

dontwantaname


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Orcrist42 wrote:It's time to pull out those miraculous Dodgeball crystal balls and show what you see. This comming weekend I will be flying solo, the lone human in the house, all alone with Me, Myself, and I. KtCallista will be taking the girls and be gone from Friday through Monday while they all visit her family some 6 hours away. .



Exactly how did you get out of going? My husband, who has sent me to weddings on his side of the family, and tried to send me to his own family reunion, alone, would like to know.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

KtCallista


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dontwantaname wrote:Exactly how did you get out of going? My husband, who has sent me to weddings on his side of the family, and tried to send me to his own family reunion, alone, would like to know.



Actually the reason I am going solo is so he can get some projects done without his two biggest fans following his every footstep. My Mom is being our reluctant host as I try to get the kids out of the danger zone.

Plus - I found out we get to go to the car show with my Dad so that's bonus!

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Xexus


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Orcrist42


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JoeDeeDee wrote:It's a clone tool....

It's a smudge brush...



What are those things you refer to now?

Great work so far people. I am already laughing. I am also curious to see which one my wife votes for.

biggandyy


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I think you will be doing what I do when I get some time away from the family, hang out at the mall.

peglegwookie


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Xexus wrote:



always something to make me laugh xexus, good start!

ActorTom


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JoeDeeDee


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Hmm...I'm guessing Tom got probation for that earlier entry perhaps? Yikes!

zea3


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JoeDeeDee wrote:Hmm...I'm guessing Tom got probation for that earlier entry perhaps? Yikes!


I missed it! What was it?

JoeDeeDee


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zea3 wrote:I missed it! What was it?



It was a rather risque rendering of Katie (Holmes) and Callista (Flockhart) coming to visit while KtCallista was gone.

mwiseman


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Wii girls created with Mii Editor.

peglegwookie


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zea3 wrote:I missed it! What was it?



Call girls basically. You know how to find them if you want, use your imagination.

darkzero


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Hurry back Tom!

darthv8r


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fyrefall


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zea3 wrote:I missed it! What was it?



That won't stop it from getting my vote. *naughty wink*

iceburgs


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Just to let you all know, I will indeed be playing this week. I already have my idea, I just need to find a few minutes to execute it.

carpenter940


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SkekTek


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Playin' a killer game of MahJong...



No, I'm not sure who the dude is. Found him on the web, and he looks like the Simpsonized character...

iceburgs


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Boys will be boys.

Orcrist42


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Added a photo to the sources up above. All I could find was one from about Christmas. That's probably a mistake, but oh well, have fun.

And for those of you who missed ActorTom's probation worthy chop, here is a slightly edited SFW version (I hope).

peglegwookie


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Orcrist42 wrote:Added a photo to the sources up above. All I could find was one from about Christmas. That's probably a mistake, but oh well, have fun.

And for those of you who missed ActorTom's probation worthy chop, here is a slightly edited SFW version (I hope).



lets see what I can dig up... *rummages around* I remember this one from ages ago.



*Unless it wins this is not an entry

peglegwookie


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Aha! I found what orcrist is going to use, his upgraded optimeg he bought from woot.

mwiseman


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Woo-hoo! Pizza's here!

JoeDeeDee


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How about a little time travel? (Courtesy of Yahoo avatars)











mwiseman


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JoeDeeDee wrote:How about a little time travel? (Courtesy of Yahoo avatars)

Nice work, JoeDee. I thought about creating a Southpark Orcrist...until I realized how much I hated that show.

JoeDeeDee


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mwiseman wrote:Nice work, JoeDee. I thought about creating a Southpark Orcrist...until I realized how much I hated that show.



Thanks! Not that it was that hard...those avatars are fun!

HiddenIdentity


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I love what you've done to the place, except you spilled your coffee...

YouCantWootThis


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Kt asked us to make sure you clean out the pool, since your "pool boy" will be with her visiting family...



Oh, this isn't an entry - I didn't chop this. I would love to know how to chop like this...

websorcerer


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Orcrist42 Languishes in Second Life

iceburgs


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websorcerer wrote:
Orcrist42 Gets Lost in Second Life


How? The average user of Second Life logged something like 18 minutes in the month of December. (Or was it November or October? Like it matters!) I would find it kind of hard to lose oneself in a dead game.

websorcerer


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websorcerer wrote: Orcrist42 Gets Lost in Second Life


iceburgs wrote:How? The average user of Second Life logged something like 18 minutes in the month of December. (Or was it November or October? Like it matters!) I would find it kind of hard to lose oneself in a dead game.


OK I changed it.

gwp


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I swear, Carpenter's post was not there when I started chopping this yesterday ...


carpenter940


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gwp wrote:I swear, Carpenter's post was not there when I started chopping this yesterday ...



No problem. They are completely different and on different days. In mine he's drunk with tightie whities on Saturday night getting ready to bowl. In yours he's got on what appears to be a thong on Sunday morning getting ready for church... gee, I hope he puts his pants on.

gwp


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carpenter940 wrote:...he's got on what appears to be a thong on Sunday morning getting ready for church...



Question is, how did you know that was his Sunday-go-to-meetin' half-shirt?


SkekTek


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HiddenIdentity wrote:

I love what you've done to the place, except you spilled your coffee...



My oh my... it's like the entire lip collection...

plinth


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