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Hi ya non-lurker skek!

Howdy gman!

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Employee--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?"

Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

Employee--"What sort of trouble?"

Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden,
the words went away."

Employee--"Went away?"

Customer--"They disappeared."

Employee--"Hmmm So what does your screen look l ike now?"

Customer--"Nothing."

Employee--"Nothing?"

Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."


Employee--"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

Customer--"How do I tell?"

Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?"

Customer--"What is a sea prompt?"

E mployee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the
screen?"

Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept
anything I type."

Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

Customer--"What's a monitor?"

Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like
a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

Customer--"I don't know"

Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

Customer--"Yes, I think so."

Employee--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if
it's plugged into the wall."

Customer--"Yes, it is."

Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

Customer--"No."

Employee--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again
and find the ot her cable."

Customer--"Okay, here it is."

Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged
securely into the back of your computer."

Customer--"I can't reach."

Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

Customer--"No."

Employee--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?"

Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle,
it's because it's dark."

Employee--"Dark?"

Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I
have is coming in from the window."

Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then."

Customer--"I c a n't."

Employee--"No? Why not?"

Customer--"Because there's a power failure."

Employee--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've
got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing
stuff your computer came in?"

Customer--"Well, yes, I keep t hem in the closet."

Employee--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack
it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you
bought it from".

Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?"

Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell
them?"

Employee--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer

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AZGman wrote:Not really lurking . . . haven't had anything to say or add . . .



Plus, without Daj here stirring up the pot, no drama eitehr.

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SkekTek wrote:Plus, without Daj here stirring up the pot, no drama eitehr.



she is, indeed, the woot drama queen.

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cruzer wrote:Hi ya non-lurker skek!

Howdy gman!

edit: Top Story:

<snip>



I don't get it.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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cruzer wrote:she is, indeed, the woot drama queen.



. . . AND TV Guide . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:I don't get it.



I suggest you follow the story's instructions then.

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cruzer wrote:I suggest you follow the story's instructions then.



Is the "Rich Hall" The same guy that invented the sniglet?

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SkekTek wrote:Is the "Rich Hall" The same guy that invented the sniglet?



no clue...but I assume not.

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HEY I read that! All of you! You know who you are!

May the fleas of 1000 pit bulls infest your desk chair!



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daj59 wrote:HEY I read that! All of you! You know who you are!

May the fleas of 1000 pit bulls infest your desk chair!



We missed you... really.

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SkekTek wrote:We missed you... really.

I'm home eating lunch. Suddenly, right around my normal lunchtime, all sorts of fecal matter hit the rotating air motion device. Hence, the late lunch.



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SkekTek wrote:We missed you... really.



speak for yourself...

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daj59 wrote:I'm home eating lunch. Suddenly, right around my normal lunchtime, all sorts of fecal matter hit the rotating air motion device. Hence, the late lunch.



I just finished mine. Ooo.... Michelina's micro lean meal. Yummers. now all I need to finish it off is, oh, I don't know, REAL FOOD? ....

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cruzer wrote:speak for yourself...

//smack



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cruzer wrote:speak for yourself...



You're just mad since you didn't get your smack yet. EDIT: Guess it came before I could hit post. There. Feel better?

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daj59 wrote:HEY I read that! All of you! You know who you are!

May the fleas of 1000 pit bulls infest your desk chair!



well...I see no denying of the accusations that have been said...

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SkekTek wrote:I just finished mine. Ooo.... Michelina's micro lean meal. Yummers. now all I need to finish it off is, oh, I don't know, REAL FOOD? ....

I had cheese, crackers, yogurt, and Hershey milk chocolate easter eggs.



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daj59 wrote://smack



truth hurts doesn't it?

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cruzer wrote:she is, indeed, the woot drama queen.

Now see, I don't see myself as a drama queen.




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SkekTek wrote:You're just mad since you didn't get your smack yet. EDIT: Guess it came before I could hit post. There. Feel better?



HA!

no, I just like to push some buttons and yank some chains.

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cruzer wrote:truth hurts doesn't it?

Suddenly, I'm not talking to you.



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cruzer wrote:well...I see no denying of the accusations that have been said...

Well, at least I was missed.



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daj59 wrote:Now see, I don't see myself as a drama queen.



wow! truth really does hurt, doesn't it daj?

rotflmao

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daj59 wrote:Well, at least I was missed.



that no talking thing didn't last long...

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cruzer wrote:that no talking thing didn't last long...

damn



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cruzer wrote:wow! truth really does hurt, doesn't it daj?

rotflmao

I'm am not prissy.
I do have baggage.
I prefer sarcasm to catty.
I have no minor events therefore I can't turn them into Titanic PIAs.



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daj59 wrote:I'm am not prissy.
I do have baggage.
I prefer sarcasm to catty.
I have no minor events therefore I can't turn them into Titanic PIAs.




I needed another laugh. Thanks Daj!

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cruzer wrote:I needed another laugh. Thanks Daj!


//looking for can opener




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daj59 wrote://looking for can opener



Whatcha got in mind?




ok, I'm done now...

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Fishies are still alive. Good deal.

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SkekTek wrote:Fishies are still alive. Good deal.



Yeah fishies!!!!!

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KtCallista wrote:Yeah fishies!!!!!



Ms. KtC,
I like fish too, especially with a little tartar sauce or lemon juice.

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no1 wrote:Ms. KtC,
I like fish too, especially with a little tartar sauce or lemon juice.



Good for you, never really was my thing, but I am happy for you, I do like a bit of sushi now and then.

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Afternoon, again . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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no1 wrote:Ms. KtC,
I like fish too, especially with a little tartar sauce or lemon juice.



My guys aren't much of a meal. Besides, they're in water which makes the little crackers really messy.

And fish tastes best with a little soy, ginger, and wasabi... Mmmm

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KtCallista wrote:Good for you, never really was my thing, but I am happy for you, I do like a bit of sushi now and then.



SkekTek wrote:And fish tastes best with a little soy, ginger, and wasabi... Mmmm



Ms. KtC and Prof. Tek,

I agree, sashimi is best with soy and wasabi (never cared for the ginger), but fish and chips with tartar sauce is yummy to me too.

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no1 wrote:Ms. KtC and Prof. Tek,

I agree, sashimi is best with soy and wasabi (never cared for the ginger), but fish and chips with tartar sauce is yummy to me too.

I much prefer fish and chips!

Oh no! I have something in common with Smackie!!!

//runs away screaming



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daj59 wrote:I much prefer fish and chips!

Oh no! I have something in common with Smackie!!!

//runs away screaming



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daj59 wrote:I much prefer fish and chips!

Oh no! I have something in common with Smackie!!!

//runs away screaming



Ms. Daj,
Ever eat at Spud's?

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