dontwantaname wrote:What are you going to do when one of your shirts wins?????

Not gonna happen, Ms. Name. I haven't entered for a couple of derbies now. It's even getting easier to not do them.

no1 wrote:Not gonna happen, Ms. Name. I haven't entered for a couple of derbies now. It's even getting easier to not do them.

I'm losing interest myself. I think submitting shirts may be more likely to get one printed anyway, as poorly as the voters seem to vote.

no1 wrote:Ms. KtC,

For your sake, I hope she didn't use that credit card to buy the house!!!

I had a super great answer, then my internet crapped out (only to sites any distance from here, could still hit the rest of the state and Seattle, uggh). Anyway, no she didn't. She is super smart with her money. Life, well we'll see.

no1 wrote:Not gonna happen, Ms. Name. I haven't entered for a couple of derbies now. It's even getting easier to not do them.

Mr. 1, your problem is that your vegetables, excepting the adulterous mama carrot from a few weeks ago, for the most part don't have lips.

kenney9226 wrote:Mr. 1, your problem is that your vegetables, excepting the adulterous mama carrot from a few weeks ago, for the most part don't have lips.

Mr. Kneny,

In my experience, most vegetables don't have lips, except for that mutant freak Mr. Potatohead.

no1 wrote:Mr. Kneny,

In my experience, most vegetables don't have lips, except for that mutant freak Mr. Potatohead.

And, boy, does that spud have some lips to envy!

It seems that many in my office watched some (or all) of the LOTR movies over the weekend when they were presented, with limited commercial interruption, on TNT. So lots of them are going around saying things like:

POH TAY TOES!

MYEEE PRESSSHHHHHHHHHHHHUSSSSSSSSSSSS!

no1 wrote:Mr. Kneny,

In my experience, most vegetables don't have lips, except for that mutant freak Mr. Potatohead.

You're forgetting that tomato from Poughkeepsie we all saw you with last week...

Josephus wrote:You're forgetting that tomato from Poughkeepsie we all saw you with last week...

so much for the "100-mile" theory...

Josephus wrote:You're forgetting that tomato from Poughkeepsie we all saw you with last week...

Dr. J,

That was no tomato, that was my wife!

sheesh . . . had to wait thirty minutes at the gas station . . . stooopid attendant lock himself out of the cashier's office . . . had to find a manager in BJs with a key . . . dork.

daj59 wrote:BOL Sorry for you but you can't help but laugh at the goofball.

Me and the drivers of the other 30 cars found little to be amused with at the time . . .

Well, maybe it was only 15 other cars . . .

dontwantaname wrote:Cudda gone back.

I was drivin' on fumes!

daj59 wrote:Maybe it's one of those "You'll laugh about it later" situations?

mebbe

dontwantaname wrote:Ok......




won't ask why.
how come guys don't understand that the first 1/4 tank is really more and the last 1/4 is empty.

I knew precisely how much gas I had and knew exactly how far I could go . . .

Why do gals always assume guys don't understand?

AZGman wrote:I knew precisely how much gas I had and knew exactly how far I could go . . .

Why do gals always assume guys don't understand?

I have no idea, I am more on your side.

KtCallista wrote:I have no idea, I am more on your side.

I could've left and reached a half dozen other gas stations at that point . . . and paid 20 cents more a gallon . . .

AZGman wrote:I could've left and reached a half dozen other gas stations at that point . . . and paid 20 cents more a gallon . . .

That 20 cents/gal is the fee to get an attendant that won't lock himself out.

dontwantaname wrote:Ok......

won't ask why.
how come guys don't understand that the first 1/4 tank is really more and the last 1/4 is empty.

I can tell you that on Mondays, my trip home takes on average 53.3 minutes, with a standard deviation of 9.14 minutes. Compare this with Fridays, where my trip home averages 76.1 minutes. And also my last tank of gas served me well, with an average fuel economy of 38.93 miles per gallon, and the overall fuel economy for my car is 36.72 miles per gallon since we bought it in 2004!

I have spent $370.75 on gasoline so far in 2008.

I also spend too much time in my car, but it allows me to listen to a lot of books on CD...

no1 wrote:That 20 cents/gal is the fee to get an attendant that won't lock himself out.

uh huh . . . sure

kenney9226 wrote:And, boy, does that spud have some lips to envy!

It seems that many in my office watched some (or all) of the LOTR movies over the weekend when they were presented, with limited commercial interruption, on TNT. So lots of them are going around saying things like:

POH TAY TOES!

MYEEE PRESSSHHHHHHHHHHHHUSSSSSSSSSSSS!

add me as one that enjoyed at least one of the movies on TNT.

"I always liked going south. Some how it feels like going downhill."

cruzer wrote:add me as one that enjoyed at least one of the movies on TNT.

Mr. Cruzer,

In between struggling with my taxes, I watched snippets of Blade II and III, starring Wesley Snipes. I wonder if someone planned it that way.

daj59 wrote:Whoa. I'll say it again. Whoa.

Don't look to me for those kind of tails.

tails? Daj has a tail?

no1 wrote:Mr. Cruzer,

In between struggling with my taxes, I watched snippets of Blade II and III, starring Wesley Snipes. I wonder if someone planned it that way.

they wanted to make sure that you knew the IRS was slicing away your hard earned moola.

cruzer wrote:they wanted to make sure that you knew the IRS was slicing away your hard earned moola.

Mr. Cruzer,

Or that someone's sucking me dry. Or what happens to tax evaders.

no1 wrote:Mr. Cruzer,

Or that someone's sucking me dry. Or what happens to tax evaders.

*insert all applicable bad things about people who don't pay their taxes and get caught*

Good afternoon. Came home from the morning errands, but then Woot stopped working. No sense staying home if Woot's not working, so got the car washed and went to Meijer, Garden Ridge and Wal-Mart. Busy, busy, busy.

edlada wrote:Good morning (afternoon). I wonder if they pried his gun from his cold dead fingers?

They tried, but he shot them out of reflex.

AZGman wrote:And why should the public have to foot the bill for others' greed/stupidity?

<snerk>Why sure! They are just helping to make life more interesting </snerk>

dontwantaname wrote:Should have gone shopping and come back.

I didn't need to go shopping . . .