OK, My entries have been narrowed down since I created them (ah, poor sad rejected ones, which should actually include 2 more...)
So, here we go for your voting pleasure:
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar! So when is a foot not a foot? When it's an alien masquerading as your foot.
(props to my 4yo for the phrase)
Want More Bacon!
Why should you have to stop eating your yummy breakfast just to ask for more bacon? Wear the shirt, instead!
So, does "Kiss me, I'm Irish" not work for you? Is it too perky? Instead, impress all your goth friends with this "Kiss me, I'm a Vampire" shirt!
Welcome to the Big Dipper Bar! Serving the best in celestial spirits!
What should you do if you're at a party and a guest brings up politics, religion, or another uncomfortable topic? Just smile and pass the bean dip, of course!
Apathy & Irony
There are subtle differences between Apathy and Irony. If you don't try, it's Apathy. If you win, it's Irony. get it? got it? good.
In the children's novel "Caddie Woodlawn", one of the boys needs to recite "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again". After he is teased by his brother, he ends up saying "if at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen".
& the Gaggle of Girls
; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!