If a laptop is not an option, and you do not have wireless, go to Fry's or another electronics supply store and invest in some really long ethernet cables and extension cords. Stock up on toilet paper and buy one of those lovely padded toilet seats. Get an ice chest stocked with your favorite beverage and a box of snacks. Set up your computer in the bathroom. You are now ready for a woot-off!
Plan B. Cease all consumption of food and liquids 48 hours prior to woot-off and do not resume until after the last item comes up for sale.
Zea3 is not responsible for any bodily injury or disease that may occur from following snarky advise!