tobimarie1


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MrXindeed wrote:3000 people asking "What?"



What?

mikenet1


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What's the best description of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

ericva67


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just 2 silly to end this way

eslevy


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color of box test

medo145


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Why are you trying to get 3000 posts?

tobimarie1


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eslevy wrote:color of box test



0clear0

Troyboy


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Man I've been waiting for the "random Banjo of Consternation".....never got one before..

Timothy S Donahue

luv2cook72


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medo145 wrote:Why are you trying to get 3000 posts?



why not

mikenet1


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Walking into the local meat shop the other day, I was surprised not to see the regular clerk there to serve me. I asked about him, and was told that he was fired for continually putting his penis in the meat-slicer.

"Well what did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

"She got fired too."

StephStuff


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Same here. Just checking color of square. My air purifier came today. Amazingly fast. It'll take longer than that for me to take it out of the box and plug it in.

bugzappers2112


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Misleading headlines

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

You can Woot! if you want to, you can leave Amazon behind, because if you don't buy the Woot! from the real Woot!, then you're, no friend of mine. Say we can Woot!, we can Woot!, they're doing it from home to home.

MrXindeed


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Is The Woot-Off Still Over Again?

MrXindeed


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First!

medo145


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luv2cook72 wrote:why not



is there a point to it?

MrXindeed


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What?

dandomenech


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MrXindeed wrote:Is The Woot-Off Still Over Again?



yes *tear*

bugzappers2112


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medo145 wrote:is there a point to it?



yes, this would be the first one

You can Woot! if you want to, you can leave Amazon behind, because if you don't buy the Woot! from the real Woot!, then you're, no friend of mine. Say we can Woot!, we can Woot!, they're doing it from home to home.

mikenet1


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Last one ---

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard orbs, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "Now what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ...whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

luv2cook72


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MrXindeed wrote:Is The Woot-Off Still Over Again?



still over, and those of us with out a life are still here. typing.

diputsur


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bugzappers2112 wrote:the color of your square in your post.



Ovaltina, my goat never noticed it before! Ty ;)
Hmm... mine seems a little low!
Guess when you buy 3 it still counts as 1?

tobimarie1


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3000 obo

mikenet1


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luv2cook72 wrote:still over, and those of us with out a life are still here. typing.



Cutting and pasting

MrXindeed


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http://www.zerodaydeals.com/

amyshusband


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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks

Sharper Image Digital Cooking Thermometer with Indicator, Kingston 2GB USB 2.0 Hi-Speed DataTraveler Thumbdrive, Razer m100 Pro|Solutions Protone In-Ear Earphone, 3M Filtrete Air Purifier, GSI 4×6 High Gloss Digital Photo Paper 10 Sheets - 3 Pack, Logitech Audiostation Express, Mitsubishi PlasmaPure Air Purifier, Pioneer DVD-R/RW Recorder with 80GB DVR

sanctuary1999


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dandomenech wrote:yes *tear*



Man, I was hoping that they would bring back the tweenty dollar bills for $4.99

MrXindeed


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http://www.slickdeals.net/

cforand1293


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abc

Craig Forand

tobimarie1


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sanctuary1999 wrote:Man, I was hoping that they would bring back the tweenty dollar bills for $4.99





+$5 s/h

mikenet1


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1105 and counting. somebody else has to take over.

BuckNekid


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diputsur wrote:A question for those in the know...
I frequently notice n00bs getting smacked down when complaining
about not being able to buy (usually a bop) in the forums, someone
will point out that while having > 200 posts, the person has never
actually made a purchase from woot!

Where does one go to see how many purchases another user has made?



the box to the left of your name. hover your cursor over it...

MrXindeed


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http://www.techbargains.com/

drewe88


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After this wootoff, the term Box of Condoms now can exist...

bugzappers2112


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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
"So why the groom wearing black?

You can Woot! if you want to, you can leave Amazon behind, because if you don't buy the Woot! from the real Woot!, then you're, no friend of mine. Say we can Woot!, we can Woot!, they're doing it from home to home.

luv2cook72


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gotta go, good luck on getting to 3000.

bugzappers2112


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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"

You can Woot! if you want to, you can leave Amazon behind, because if you don't buy the Woot! from the real Woot!, then you're, no friend of mine. Say we can Woot!, we can Woot!, they're doing it from home to home.

jjiinx


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diputsur wrote:Ovaltina, my goat never noticed it before! Ty ;)
Hmm... mine seems a little low!
Guess when you buy 3 it still counts as 1?



yeah its based on the # of purchases not items... If you buy the max of 3 of x item offered tomorrow it will only count as 1 purchase.
~~Jinx 8)

katybug512


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Just checking the color of my box.

Wow that sounds dirty. It's normally pink. Let's see!

Crab


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Mushroom walks into a bar. He sits down and says, "hey, bartender, how about a beer?"

The bartender ignores him, so he asks again: "Hey, how about a beer over here?"

The bartender looks over, scowls, and continues waiting on other customers.

Exasperated, the mushroom says, "Hey, bartender, I asked you for a beer. What's the matter with you?"

The bartender looks over and barks, "we don't serve your kind in here."

So the mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

bootzilla


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Grrr... I finally get home, and I lose out on the pocket fisherman?????

'zilla

bootzilla


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Grrr... I finally get home, and I lose out on the pocket fisherman?????

'zilla