PemberDucky


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undertow976 wrote:What is woot 2.0, i am a relatively newer wooter (past 6 months or so)



Earlier this year, Woot unveiled this Soylent Green POS site you see here. This is 3.0. I spit on it.


Ew, I just spat on my monitor.


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PemberDucky wrote:Earlier this year, Woot unveiled this Soylent Green POS site you see here. This is 3.0. I spit on it.


Ew, I just spat on my monitor.



Need a wipe?

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undertow976


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PemberDucky wrote:Earlier this year, Woot unveiled this Soylent Green POS site you see here. This is 3.0. I spit on it.


Ew, I just spat on my monitor.



I appreciate everyones answer, except no1, he's a jerk... lol

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undertow976 wrote:I appreciate everyones answer, except no1, he's a jerk... lol



oh, then he is getting better!

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KtC, the only good way I have found to deal with the too small clothing is to confiscate the item later when said child is not around. Usually by the time she remembers it exists, it has already gone to Goodwill.

Of course when they get older, they have much longer memories, and they start to use that kind of thing against you. But hopefully you have time before you get to that point.

Ducky, I like today's pants report. Happy Purim to you!

KtCallista


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JoeDeeDee wrote:KtC, the only good way I have found to deal with the too small clothing is to confiscate the item later when said child is not around. Usually by the time she remembers it exists, it has already gone to Goodwill.

Of course when they get older, they have much longer memories, and they start to use that kind of thing against you. But hopefully you have time before you get to that point.

Ducky, I like today's pants report. Happy Purim to you!



Yes, this time she snagged it out of the fold me pile on it's way to the too small bin to be saved for her sister. We already have been talking about the "when you can no longer use something, you should give it to someone who can" issue. That was how we got her to give her crib to her sister.

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JoeDeeDee wrote:

Ducky, I like today's pants report. Happy Purim to you!



Thanks! It sounds like a happy day that should be celebrated...what better way than through the power of pants?!


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KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:Thanks! It sounds like a happy day that should be celebrated...what better way than through the power of pants?!



Thanks for sharing! I didn't know anything about Purim.

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KtCallista wrote:Thanks for sharing! I didn't know anything about Purim.



me too neither! now i know purim smells like pants!






... maggot!

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no1 wrote:me too neither! now i know purim smells like pants!






... maggot!



Looks like the maggot thing is working. At least Ducky felt offended.

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KtCallista wrote:Looks like the maggot thing is working. At least Ducky felt offended.



woo hoo! one wooter at a time. on my way to 2 million wooters!



maggot!

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no1 wrote:woo hoo! one wooter at a time. on my way to 2 million wooters!



maggot!



You go No1!

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KtCallista wrote:You go No1!



and now dr. j!

yay maggot!

KtCallista


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no1 wrote:and now dr. j!

yay maggot!



Notch another point in your belt!


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no1


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KtCallista wrote:Notch another point in your belt!



i think i gots lots of notches. i've driven most of ebw into lurkdom! buenos notches!

KtCallista


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no1 wrote:i think i gots lots of notches. i've driven most of ebw into lurkdom! buenos notches!



Great work for a day!

night!

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maggoty goodness

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undertow976 wrote:I appreciate everyones answer, except no1, he's a jerk... lol



ooohhh - maggot works no1!

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pickle bus special?

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undertow976


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kdccrosby wrote:ooohhh - maggot works no1!



this maggot is gonna fly!

Edit - I did kill this thread...mwah ha ha hahahaha

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I thought a dog had peed on my floor, turns out I just forgot to flush the toilet.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:I thought a dog had peed on my floor, turns out I just forgot to flush the toilet.



...you gonna drink that?

Schrobblehead


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What should I do with my toenails once they fall off?

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Schrobblehead wrote:What should I do with my toenails once they fall off?

Put it in one of those plastic paperweights for your desk.



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FenStar wrote:I thought a dog had peed on my floor, turns out I just forgot to flush the toilet.

How do you confuse the two? Is your toilet on the floor?



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BIG FLOPPY DONKEY Laser Floyd show!

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IMMA GET ALL ROBOCOP ON THIS THREAD.

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AND TAKE NAMES!

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DA59 wrote:How do you confuse the two? Is your toilet on the floor?



where, uh where else would a toilet be?

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Does this look swollen to you?

(I'll bet if I pop it, it'll stink too)

undertow976


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Josephus wrote:where, uh where else would a toilet be?



It would be tough to aim if it was anywhere elese... If it was on the ceiling, that would be a mess.

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I can't post. Woot doesn't love me Can I post here????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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Is this working?

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test post

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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test

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dontwantaname wrote:Is this working?



No, sorry. Try again later.

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Is this thread dead yet?

First rule of Paper Street Soap Company- Don't ask where the soap is coming from.

Schrobblehead


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PaperStreetSoapCo wrote:Is this thread dead yet?



I think it's looking up.

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i am the forumsecutioner!