Josephus


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Schrobblehead wrote:MY DOG'S OMEGA-3 FISH OIL DISPENSER MISFIRED WHEN I TRIED TO GIVE HIM SOME THIS MORNING AND THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FISH OIL.



MY DOG'S PEE DISPENSER MISFIRED THE OTHER DAY AND THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLED LIKE DOG PEE. THANKFULLY IT WASN'T ONE OF HIS OTHER DISPENSERS.

THOUGH ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY SHUT OFF.

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Schrobblehead wrote:MY DOG'S OMEGA-3 FISH OIL DISPENSER MISFIRED WHEN I TRIED TO GIVE HIM SOME THIS MORNING AND THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE FISH OIL.



YOUR DOG IS SO LUCKY! I DON'T EVEN GET OMEGA-3 FISH OIL MYSELF!

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:YOUR DOG IS SO LUCKY! I DON'T EVEN GET OMEGA-3 FISH OIL MYSELF!



I ADVISE YOU TO START WITH THE ALPHA-3 REPTILE OIL AND WORK YOUR WAY UP TO THE FISH OIL.

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Josephus wrote:MY DOG'S PEE DISPENSER MISFIRED THE OTHER DAY AND THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLED LIKE DOG PEE. THANKFULLY IT WASN'T ONE OF HIS OTHER DISPENSERS.

THOUGH ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY SHUT OFF.



YOU HAVE A DISPENSER? RUSTY JUST GETS A FROZEN PILL AND PENUT BUTTER.

NOOOO, NOT PEE, FROZEN FISH OIL!

YOU ARE BAD JOSEPHUS!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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OK, TEST

PEE

FISH OIL

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


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dontwantaname wrote:OK, TEST

PEE

FISH OIL



PEE! THAT'S WHAT I TYPED! PEE!

HAHAHAHA!

dontwantaname


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Josephus wrote:PEE! THAT'S WHAT I TYPED! PEE!

HAHAHAHA!



FINE, SO I CAN'T READ. YOU CAUGHT ME!

BECAUSE OF THESE POSTS, I DECIDED TO TAKE A FISH OIL PILL.
I HAD THEM IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE A DR SAID TO TAKE THEM.
BUT NOW I'M BURPING FISH! UGH!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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SURE, MAKE FUN, BUT I HAVE YOUR RV CONTROLLER AND IT IS ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO....IF I BRING IT TO THE POST OFFICE!!!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kenney9226


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dontwantaname wrote:FINE, SO I CAN'T READ. YOU CAUGHT ME!

BECAUSE OF THESE POSTS, I DECIDED TO TAKE A FISH OIL PILL.
I HAD THEM IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE A DR SAID TO TAKE THEM.
BUT NOW I'M BURPING FISH! UGH!



I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST FOR DOGS?

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PEE.


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SkekTek


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PemberDucky wrote:PEE.



YOU REN

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:YOU REN



YOU STIMPY! STIMPY, STIMPY, STIMPY!

kenney9226


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Josephus wrote:YOU STIMPY! STIMPY, STIMPY, STIMPY!





LOG!

dontwantaname


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kenney9226 wrote:

LOG!



A LOG, A LOG FUN FOR A GIRL AND A BOY
EVERYONE LOVES A LOG

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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kenney9226 wrote:I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST FOR DOGS?




OMEGA 3 FISH OIL IS THE MIRACLE DRUG OF THE YEAR....AT LEAST UNTIL THEY DECIDE THAT IT ISN'T.


BUT YOU BURP FISH. THEN I READ TO FREEZE THE PILL. BETTER, BUT STILL BURPING FISH.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


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dontwantaname wrote:OMEGA 3 FISH OIL IS THE MIRACLE DRUG OF THE YEAR....AT LEAST UNTIL THEY DECIDE THAT IT ISN'T.


BUT YOU BURP FISH. THEN I READ TO FREEZE THE PILL. BETTER, BUT STILL BURPING FISH.



DOGS DON'T NEED CARDIOVASCULAR DRUGS. THEY DON'T GET HEART ATTACKS. THEY HAVE COLLATERAL BLOOD CIRCULATION IN THE HEART MUSCLE, SO A BLOCKAGE WON'T DAMAGE THEIR HEART.

kenney9226


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dontwantaname wrote:A LOG, A LOG FUN FOR A GIRL AND A BOY
EVERYONE LOVES A LOG



IT GOES DOWN STAIRS, ALONE OR IN PAIRS, AND OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOG!

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:IT GOES DOWN STAIRS, ALONE OR IN PAIRS, AND OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DOG!



POWDERED TOAST MAN TO THE RESCUE OF THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG!

kenney9226


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Josephus wrote:POWDERED TOAST MAN TO THE RESCUE OF THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG!



DON'T FORGET TO FILL YOUR DAD'S SHOES WITH COLE SLAW!

SkekTek


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dontwantaname wrote:A LOG, A LOG FUN FOR A GIRL AND A BOY
EVERYONE LOVES A LOG



EXCEPT SOMEONE WHO'S CHILD ATE COINS...

NO SIR, I DIDN'T LIKE IT...

KtCallista


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DO YOU JUST HAVE TO BE INSANELY STUPID TO WORK AT SEARS OR HORRIBLY INCOMPETENT TOO?

IS THERE AN EXAM? IF YOU CAN TURN ON A COMPUTER WITHOUT BREAKING IT ARE YOU FIRED?

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kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:EXCEPT SOMEONE WHO'S CHILD ATE COINS...

NO SIR, I DIDN'T LIKE IT...



SORT OF GIVES A NEW INSIGHT TO THE TERM "PENNY PINCHER," DOESN'T IT?

SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:DO YOU JUST HAVE TO BE INSANELY STUPID TO WORK AT SEARS OR HORRIBLY INCOMPETENT TOO?

IS THERE AN EXAM? IF YOU CAN TURN ON A COMPUTER WITHOUT BREAKING IT ARE YOU FIRED?



SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S A LONG STORY BEHIND THIS POST...

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S A LONG STORY BEHIND THIS POST...



YOU CAN START ON PWA FOR TUESDAY. JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THEM - HAD ORC CALL TO FIND OUT WHEN THE DELIVERY WOULD BE TODAY, SINCE IT WASN'T DELIVERED TUES AND ON TUES THEY ASSURED ME IT WOULD BE DELIVERED TODAY. STILL NO FREEZER, NO DELIVERY TODAY AND I THINK WE ARE GOING TO END UP SENDING MY MOM -SHE BOUGHT IT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT - GOING TO HER STORE TO DEMAND A 100% REFUND. BUT IT TAKES HOURS TO GET ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE, ASSUMING THEY DON'T HANG UP ON YOU DURING TRANSFERS - HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY, BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD THE DECENCY TO CALL BACK THIS TIME.

TODAY'S ASSISTANT MANAGER ASSURED ME THAT ALL OF THIS WAS MY FAULT, EVEN THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET THE ITEM UNTIL TUESDAY, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT IT WAS ORDERED AND DELIVERY WAS SCHEDULED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:YOU CAN START ON PWA FOR TUESDAY. JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THEM - HAD ORC CALL TO FIND OUT WHEN THE DELIVERY WOULD BE TODAY, SINCE IT WASN'T DELIVERED TUES AND ON TUES THEY ASSURED ME IT WOULD BE DELIVERED TODAY. STILL NO FREEZER, NO DELIVERY TODAY AND I THINK WE ARE GOING TO END UP SENDING MY MOM -SHE BOUGHT IT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT - GOING TO HER STORE TO DEMAND A 100% REFUND. BUT IT TAKES HOURS TO GET ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE, ASSUMING THEY DON'T HANG UP ON YOU DURING TRANSFERS - HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY, BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD THE DECENCY TO CALL BACK THIS TIME.

TODAY'S ASSISTANT MANAGER ASSURED ME THAT ALL OF THIS WAS MY FAULT, EVEN THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET THE ITEM UNTIL TUESDAY, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT IT WAS ORDERED AND DELIVERY WAS SCHEDULED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER.



YOWCH. KINDA MIRRORS A BEST BUY EXPERIENCE I HAD.

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:YOWCH. KINDA MIRRORS A BEST BUY EXPERIENCE I HAD.



IT'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN MY AIR CONDITIONER EXPERIENCE WITH SEARS, AT LEAST I GOT THAT RESOLVED IN AN AFTERNOON AND IT ONLY COST ME 150 EXTRA.

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KtCallista wrote:YOU CAN START ON PWA FOR TUESDAY. JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THEM - HAD ORC CALL TO FIND OUT WHEN THE DELIVERY WOULD BE TODAY, SINCE IT WASN'T DELIVERED TUES AND ON TUES THEY ASSURED ME IT WOULD BE DELIVERED TODAY. STILL NO FREEZER, NO DELIVERY TODAY AND I THINK WE ARE GOING TO END UP SENDING MY MOM -SHE BOUGHT IT AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT - GOING TO HER STORE TO DEMAND A 100% REFUND. BUT IT TAKES HOURS TO GET ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE, ASSUMING THEY DON'T HANG UP ON YOU DURING TRANSFERS - HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY, BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD THE DECENCY TO CALL BACK THIS TIME.

TODAY'S ASSISTANT MANAGER ASSURED ME THAT ALL OF THIS WAS MY FAULT, EVEN THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET THE ITEM UNTIL TUESDAY, REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT IT WAS ORDERED AND DELIVERY WAS SCHEDULED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER.



REMINDS ME OF THIS STORY:
http://consumerist.com/5040881/sears-is-out-of-kitchen-appliances


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SkekTek


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FUNNY DIALOGUE FROM WALL-E:

CAPTAIN: REGENERATIVE FOOD BUFFET?

COMPUTER: UNCHANGED

KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:REMINDS ME OF THIS STORY:
http://consumerist.com/5040881/sears-is-out-of-kitchen-appliances



GEE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE LOCAL STORE. AFTER THE AC FIASCO I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING AT THE LOCAL STORE. I DO STILL GET PICTURES AT THE STORE 2 HOURS AWAY, BUT I KEEP MEANING TO FIND SOMEONE COSER. I WAS UPSET WHEN I FOUND OUT MY FAMILY HAD ORDERED THROUGH SEARS, BUT I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO SEE IF THEY COULD ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING RIGHT. I JUST HOPE MY MOM CAN GET HER MONEY BACK SO I CAN GO GET ONE FROM A PLACE THAT'LL ACTUALLY DELIVER (THERE ARE SEVERAL HERE, ONLY ONE IS NATIONAL THOUGH).

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KtCallista wrote:GEE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE LOCAL STORE. AFTER THE AC FIASCO I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING AT THE LOCAL STORE. I DO STILL GET PICTURES AT THE STORE 2 HOURS AWAY, BUT I KEEP MEANING TO FIND SOMEONE COSER. I WAS UPSET WHEN I FOUND OUT MY FAMILY HAD ORDERED THROUGH SEARS, BUT I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO SEE IF THEY COULD ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING RIGHT. I JUST HOPE MY MOM CAN GET HER MONEY BACK SO I CAN GO GET ONE FROM A PLACE THAT'LL ACTUALLY DELIVER (THERE ARE SEVERAL HERE, ONLY ONE IS NATIONAL THOUGH).



I HOPE SHE GETS HER $$$. I'M SURE IT'LL BE ALRIGHT. BUT IF IT'S NOT, SOMEWHERE ON CONSUMERIST, YOU CAN FIND THE DIRECT CONTACT INFORMATION FOR THE SEARS CEO (AND A BUNCH OF OTHER RETAILERS WITH SLOPPY SERVICE). THAT'S FUN.


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KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:I HOPE SHE GETS HER $$$. I'M SURE IT'LL BE ALRIGHT. BUT IF IT'S NOT, SOMEWHERE ON CONSUMERIST, YOU CAN FIND THE DIRECT CONTACT INFORMATION FOR THE SEARS CEO (AND A BUNCH OF OTHER RETAILERS WITH SLOPPY SERVICE). THAT'S FUN.



THANKS DUCKY, I MAY LOOK AT THAT AND SEND IT TO MY DAD!

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:THANKS DUCKY, I MAY LOOK AT THAT AND SEND IT TO MY DAD!



I USUALLY FIND THAT A LITTLE REPORT TO THE BBB WEBSITE WORKS QUICK TOO.

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:I USUALLY FIND THAT A LITTLE REPORT TO THE BBB WEBSITE WORKS QUICK TOO.



I'LL PUT THAT ON THE LIST OF THINGS TODO IF NEGOTIATIONS FAIL THIS AFTERNOON.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:I'LL PUT THAT ON THE LIST OF THINGS TODO IF NEGOTIATIONS FAIL THIS AFTERNOON.



I HAD TO THREATEN BBB ON APPLICA (MAKER OF B&DECKER COFFEE MAKER) FOR THEM TO REPLACE OUR BROKEN COFFEEMAKER'S DEFECTIVE CARAFE. WAITED 3 MONTHS FOR A UNIT ON "BACKORDER" BEFORE GOING POSTAL. THEY TOLD US TO CUT THE PLUG OFF AND SEND IT TO THEM AND THEN THEY'D PROCESS OUR REQUEST AND SEND US A NEW MAKER. COURSE, HERE IT IS 2 WEEKS LATER AND NO COFFEEPOT REPLACEMENT. I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A REPLACEMENT CARAFE LONG AGO OURSELVES AND INSTALLED A REPLACEMENT PLUG SO WE HAVEN'T BEEN COFFEE-DEPRIVED

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:I HAD TO THREATEN BBB ON APPLICA (MAKER OF B&DECKER COFFEE MAKER) FOR THEM TO REPLACE OUR BROKEN COFFEEMAKER'S DEFECTIVE CARAFE. WAITED 3 MONTHS FOR A UNIT ON "BACKORDER" BEFORE GOING POSTAL. THEY TOLD US TO CUT THE PLUG OFF AND SEND IT TO THEM AND THEN THEY'D PROCESS OUR REQUEST AND SEND US A NEW MAKER. COURSE, HERE IT IS 2 WEEKS LATER AND NO COFFEEPOT REPLACEMENT. I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A REPLACEMENT CARAFE LONG AGO OURSELVES AND INSTALLED A REPLACEMENT PLUG SO WE HAVEN'T BEEN COFFEE-DEPRIVED



I THINK YOU ARE PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED IN SENDING A COMPLAINT TO THE BBB AT THIS POINT. YOU COULD EVEN AMEND LATER IF THEY DO FINALLY COME THROUGH, BUT THE WAIT ITSELF IS UNACCEPTABLE.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:I THINK YOU ARE PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED IN SENDING A COMPLAINT TO THE BBB AT THIS POINT. YOU COULD EVEN AMEND LATER IF THEY DO FINALLY COME THROUGH, BUT THE WAIT ITSELF IS UNACCEPTABLE.



PRETTY FUNNY THAT THE MANUFACTURER COULD NOT GET A CARAFE, BUT WE WENT OUT TO WAL-MART AND BOUGHT IT SAME-DAY. BUT IT WAS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING THAT MADE US DETERMINED TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR SOMETHING.

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:PRETTY FUNNY THAT THE MANUFACTURER COULD NOT GET A CARAFE, BUT WE WENT OUT TO WAL-MART AND BOUGHT IT SAME-DAY. BUT IT WAS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING THAT MADE US DETERMINED TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR SOMETHING.



THAT'S THE NATURE OF THE WAY THINGS ARE MADE NOW, THE MANUFACTURER PROBABLY HAS ONLY LIMITED RELATIONS WITH THE FACTORY AND THE PRODUCT IS SHIPPED DIRECTLY WHEN DEALING WITH WALMART.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:THAT'S THE NATURE OF THE WAY THINGS ARE MADE NOW, THE MANUFACTURER PROBABLY HAS ONLY LIMITED RELATIONS WITH THE FACTORY AND THE PRODUCT IS SHIPPED DIRECTLY WHEN DEALING WITH WALMART.



HEH... YOU SAID "RELATIONS"...

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:FUNNY DIALOGUE FROM WALL-E:

CAPTAIN: REGENERATIVE FOOD BUFFET?

COMPUTER: UNCHANGED



WHAT A FUN MOVIE!

SkekTek


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Josephus wrote:WHAT A FUN MOVIE!



I THINK, BECAUSE OF MY KIDS, I'VE SEEN IT OVER 100 TIMES NOW. NOT ROCKY HORROR LEVEL, BUT PRETTY HIGH.