CAPS LOCK 4 LYFE!

SkekTek wrote:CAPS LOCK 4 LYFE!

I FOUND THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACTUAL WARNING MESSAGE ON MY BOX OF KNOCKOFF POPTARTS: "CAUTION: WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING"

.WONK OT DOOG

arcsus wrote:ACTUAL WARNING MESSAGE ON MY BOX OF KNOCKOFF POPTARTS: "CAUTION: WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING"

.WONK OT DOOG

I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! MIGHT EVEN BE ON THE ACTUAL POPTARTS BOX.

KtCallista wrote:I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! MIGHT EVEN BE ON THE ACTUAL POPTARTS BOX.

I PREFER TOASTER STRUDELS.

SkekTek wrote:I PREFER TOASTER STRUDELS.

NEVER TRIED THE STRUDELS, I'M NOT HUGE ON TOASTER PASTRIES, BUT THE JUNK ASPECT OF POPTARTS SATISFY THAT HORRID CRAVING FOR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND PRESERVATIVES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, ALTHOUGH A DONUT IS FAR SUPERIOR!

PemberDucky wrote:WHY THE HELL CAN'T THE MIDDLE EVER GET WARM? I ALWAYS BITE INTO A FRIGID MIDDLE.

NUKE FOR 20-30 SECONDS, THEN TOAST. WORKS EVERY TIME.

SkekTek wrote:NUKE FOR 20-30 SECONDS, THEN TOAST. WORKS EVERY TIME.

QUALITY POST IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

arcsus wrote:QUALITY POST IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

THERE'S NEVER A MOD AROUND TO RECOGNIZE THE TRULY HELPFUL WOOT EVENTS.

arcsus wrote:FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.

BALETED!

SailorButterfly wrote:BALETED!

DELORTED!?!

arcsus wrote:DELORTED!?!

GREAT JERB!

SkekTek wrote:I PREFER TOASTER STRUDELS.

YES, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS CONVENIENT GRAB-AND-GO FOOD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE YOU CAN EAT THE POP-TARTS WITHOUT TOASTING, AND HAVE NO TOASTER AVAILABLE...

jqubed wrote:YES, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS CONVENIENT GRAB-AND-GO FOOD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE YOU CAN EAT THE POP-TARTS WITHOUT TOASTING, AND HAVE NO TOASTER AVAILABLE...

AGREED. I NEVER TOAST POP-TARTS.

PemberDucky wrote:WHY THE HELL CAN'T THE MIDDLE EVER GET WARM? I ALWAYS BITE INTO A FRIGID MIDDLE.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

SailorButterfly wrote:AGREED. I NEVER TOAST POP-TARTS.

CINNAMON ARE THE BEST UNTOASTED.

SkekTek wrote:CINNAMON ARE THE BEST UNTOASTED.

NO!!! BLUEBERRY!!!

KtCallista wrote:THERE'S NEVER A MOD AROUND TO RECOGNIZE THE TRULY HELPFUL WOOT EVENTS.

SO TRUE. BUT WAS IT PURE QUALITY?

DNAME WOULD KNOW. BTW, THIS THREAD WAS FILLED WITH ORANGE SQUARES LAST WEEK. WHERE DID THEY GO?

SkekTek wrote:CINNAMON ARE THE BEST UNTOASTED.

THOSE ARE TOO DRY. I GENERALLY STICK WITH STRAWBERRY. I'M NOW EVEN DOING THE WHOLE-GRAIN/HIGH FIBER POP-TARTS, BECAUSE AT THE COMPANY HEALTH FAIR THEY SAID I NEEDED MORE WHOLE GRAINS.

SkekTek wrote:CINNAMON ARE THE BEST UNTOASTED.

BROWN SUGAR FOR THE WIN!

OCCASIONALLY I'LL BUY ONE OF THE CHOCOLATE ONES (REMEMBER THESE ARE TO FULFILL MY JUNK FOOD CRAVINGS, THAT I GET BECAUSE OF ALL THE BAD HABITS I GREW UP WITH.)

NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO BUY POPTARTS. . . . GEE THANKS GUYS.

YOU ALL ARE PITIFUL.

THERE IS NO OTHER POP TART THAN FROSTED STRAWBERRY.

YOU CAN'T ARGUE THIS BECAUSE YOU ALL KNOW IT IS TRUE.

kenney9226 wrote:YOU ALL ARE PITIFUL.

THERE IS NO OTHER POP TART THAN FROSTED STRAWBERRY.

YOU CAN'T ARGUE THIS BECAUSE YOU ALL KNOW IT IS TRUE.

YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

jqubed wrote:THOSE ARE TOO DRY. I GENERALLY STICK WITH STRAWBERRY. I'M NOW EVEN DOING THE WHOLE-GRAIN/HIGH FIBER POP-TARTS, BECAUSE AT THE COMPANY HEALTH FAIR THEY SAID I NEEDED MORE WHOLE GRAINS.

THIS POST IS THE PERFECT EXPLANATION FOR WHY AMERICANS ARE OVERWEIGHT.

I AM ACTUALLY EATING STRAWBERRY POPTARTS RIGHT NOW, WISHING I HAD PURCHASED BLUEBERRY INSTEAD!

Schrobblehead wrote:I AM ACTUALLY EATING STRAWBERRY POPTARTS RIGHT NOW, WISHING I HAD PURCHASED BLUEBERRY INSTEAD!

I'M WISHING YOU WERE EATING STRAWBERRIES, WHILE WISHING YOU HAD PURCHASED BLUEBERRIES INSTEAD.

-LET ME FINISH THIS CHOCOLATE-COVERED DONUT.

OK, YEAH, YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED.

Schrobblehead wrote:I AM ACTUALLY EATING STRAWBERRY POPTARTS RIGHT NOW, WISHING I HAD PURCHASED BLUEBERRY INSTEAD!

YOU SILLY BOY. YOU ONLY THINK YOU WISH YOU HAD PURCHASED ANOTHER FLAVOR.

FROSTED STRAWBERRY. END OF DEBATE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

BUT THE STRAWBERRY TOASTER STRUDELS LEAVE EVEN THE AWESOME FROSTED STRAWBERRY POP TARTS IN THE DUST.

FACT: THE GUY WHO DESIGNED POPTROPICA.COM, LOOSELY BASED ON THE POP TART CHARACTERS, ALSO IS THE AUTHOR OF THE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID" SERIES OF BOOKS.

AGAIN, YOU ARE WELCOME.

Y'ALL EAT LIKE MY FOUR YEAR OLD!

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WERE EATING THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO!

kenney9226 wrote:YOU SILLY BOY. YOU ONLY THINK YOU WISH YOU HAD PURCHASED ANOTHER FLAVOR.

FROSTED STRAWBERRY. END OF DEBATE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

BUT THE STRAWBERRY TOASTER STRUDELS LEAVE EVEN THE AWESOME FROSTED STRAWBERRY POP TARTS IN THE DUST.

FACT: THE GUY WHO DESIGNED POPTROPICA.COM, LOOSELY BASED ON THE POP TART CHARACTERS, ALSO IS THE AUTHOR OF THE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID" SERIES OF BOOKS.

AGAIN, YOU ARE WELCOME.

KNENY, YOU ARE SO MISGUIDED. THE BEST TOASTER STRUDEL INVOLVES CINNAMON, THE STRAWBERRY ARE ONLY OK. THEY ARE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANIMAL FROM POPTARTS.

FACT: BEARS EAT BEETS. BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

SORRY GUYS, YOU ARE ALL WRONG. CHOCOLATE FUDGE.

Josephus wrote:Y'ALL EAT LIKE MY FOUR YEAR OLD!

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WERE EATING THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO!

PROBABLY SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE BISCUITS.

Josephus wrote:Y'ALL EAT LIKE MY FOUR YEAR OLD!

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WERE EATING THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO!

MMM

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HA HA! ARCSUS SAID "CHOCOLATE FUDGE"!!

kenney9226 wrote:HA HA! ARCSUS SAID "CHOCOLATE FUDGE"!!

IT'S FUN TO SAY IN CAPS!!
CHOCOLATE FUDGE
CHOCOLATE FUDGE
CHOCOLATE FUDGE
CHOCOLATE FUDGE
CHOCOLATE FUDGE
CHOCOLATE FUDGE

I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER HAD A POP TART.

pooflady wrote:I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER HAD A POP TART.

--in reality you aren't missing much--

I AM SO SHOCKED POOF!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THE GLORY OF MODERN FOOD PROCESSING AND MARKETING SUCCESS!???

NO WAY, S'MORES IS THE BEST!

SailorButterfly wrote:NO WAY, S'MORES IS THE BEST!

MMM THOSE ARE EVIL!

PEOPLE, I SO GRACIOUSLY SETTLED THIS DISCUSSION BY STATING THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT FROSTED STRAWBERRY IS THE ONLY POP TART WORTH CHEWING. WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE THIS POINTLESS DEBATE?