WOW CHIPS DIRECTIONS.

1) EAT CHIPS
2) WOW I CRAPPED MYSELF.

A GIS FOR 'OLEAN' TURNED UP THIS RANDOM GEM:

HAPPY SALLY RIDE DAY!

SkekTek wrote:HAPPY SALLY RIDE DAY!

I THINK I'M HOLIDAY'D OUT FOR NOW, TOWEL DAY, GEEK DAY, AND MEMORIAL DAY PRETTY MUCH DID ME IN.

PemberDucky wrote:HAPPY ANAL LEAKAGE DAY!

I AM VERY GLAD I'M NOT USING YOUR CALENDAR

KtCallista wrote:I AM VERY GLAD I'M NOT USING YOUR CALENDAR

DITTO.

...PLEASE TO BE REMEMBERING THAT IF YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED AND LEAKAGE FROM YOUR ANAL REGION, YOU'D BE MUCH MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN YOU ARE NOW. CONSTIPATION IS NOT FUNNY AND CAN BE PAINFULLY INTOLERABLE AT CERTAIN CONDITIONS.

FOR THESE REASON, OLESTRA INSPIRES MY HEART TO BE FILLED WITH GRATEFUL THANKS OF PLEASURE.

kenney9226 wrote:...PLEASE TO BE REMEMBERING THAT IF YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED AND LEAKAGE FROM YOUR ANAL REGION, YOU'D BE MUCH MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN YOU ARE NOW. CONSTIPATION IS NOT FUNNY AND CAN BE PAINFULLY INTOLERABLE AT CERTAIN CONDITIONS.

FOR THESE REASON, OLESTRA INSPIRES MY HEART TO BE FILLED WITH GRATEFUL THANKS OF PLEASURE.

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT DOES THE OPPOSITE OF FILLING...

IS THERE A PUCKER THIS WEEK THAT I HAVE MISSED?

dontwantaname wrote:ONE WORD....ACTIVIA
OR AS WANDA SYKES SAID, ACTSHITIA

THIS THREAD HAS GONE TO THE DOODIES...

SkekTek wrote:THIS THREAD HAS GONE TO THE DOODIES...

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FIBER.

RabidRabbitThugbot wrote:THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FIBER.

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BOLD CAPS LOCK.

arcsus wrote:THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BOLD CAPS LOCK.

YOU DARE TO TREAD WHERE FEW DARE TO GO! HERETOFORE UNTIL NOW, I ONLY BELIEVED THAT THE EXCLAMATION POINT WAS ABLE TO INCREASE THE INTENSITY AND SINCERITY OF CAPS LOCK!!

kenney9226 wrote:YOU DARE TO TREAD WHERE FEW DARE TO GO! HERETOFORE UNTIL NOW, I ONLY BELIEVED THAT THE EXCLAMATION POINT WAS ABLE TO INCREASE THE INTENSITY AND SINCERITY OF CAPS LOCK!!

IF I COULD REMEMBER HOW TO SET THE FONT TO ARIAL BOLD AND INCREASE THE SIZE, THEN WE'D BE REALLY SHOUTING!!!

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE GROSSNESS. THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED.

AS THIS THREAD PASSES 70 PAGES, I SEE THE END IN SIGHT FOR THIS THREAD. THIS WILL BE A SAD END, BUT ONE I NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE WHEN I CREATED THIS GREAT CONCEPT. LIKE KENNEY'S TRUE SILENCE THREAD, I'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

SkekTek wrote:AS THIS THREAD PASSES 70 PAGES, I SEE THE END IN SIGHT FOR THIS THREAD. THIS WILL BE A SAD END, BUT ONE I NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE WHEN I CREATED THIS GREAT CONCEPT. LIKE KENNEY'S TRUE SILENCE THREAD, I'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

IT IS A GREAT IDEA! MAY THE CONCEPT LIVE LONG ON WOOT!

PemberDucky wrote:SCHROBBLES SAID SACK!

BETTER TO SAY THAT THAN TO SAY "WEINER!"

HEY, HAPPY MANHATTAN THURSDAY TO ALL MY WOOT FRIENDS!

THIS IS AN EXTRA SPECIAL MANHATTAN THURSDAY, AS IT OCCURS ON NONE OTHER THAN NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY!

IT ALSO OCCURS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE OPENING OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. ALSO OF NOTE IS ON THIS DAY PREDIDENT EISENHOWER SIGNED THE BILL THAT ADDED THE WORDS "UNDER GOD" TO OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

CLASSY POINTS TO CONSIDER AS WE ALL CELEBRATE MANHATTAN THURSDAY TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.

NOT TIL AFTERNOON?
-REMEMBER ULYSSES S GRANT WAS ONCE OUR PRESIDENT. WE'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE MANHATTANS ON MANHATTAN THURSDAY ALL DAY!

kenney9226 wrote:BETTER TO SAY THAT THAN TO SAY "WEINER!"

HEY, HAPPY MANHATTAN THURSDAY TO ALL MY WOOT FRIENDS!

THIS IS AN EXTRA SPECIAL MANHATTAN THURSDAY, AS IT OCCURS ON NONE OTHER THAN NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY!

IT ALSO OCCURS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE OPENING OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. ALSO OF NOTE IS ON THIS DAY PREDIDENT EISENHOWER SIGNED THE BILL THAT ADDED THE WORDS "UNDER GOD" TO OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

CLASSY POINTS TO CONSIDER AS WE ALL CELEBRATE MANHATTAN THURSDAY TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.

LET US NOT FORGET THE ILLUSTRIOUS SIR WHO FIRST STARTED THE MANHATTAN THURSDAY RITUAL. I DO NOT GO BY A THURSDAY WITHOUT THINKING OF IT, AND HAVE PERPETUATED THE HOLIDAY AMONGST MY FRIENDS WHO CAN DRINK THEM.

HOLLA, AND THANKS, KENSTER...

OH, AND IT'S AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL DAY TOO...

kenney9226 wrote:BETTER TO SAY THAT THAN TO SAY "WEINER!"

HEY, HAPPY MANHATTAN THURSDAY TO ALL MY WOOT FRIENDS!

THIS IS AN EXTRA SPECIAL MANHATTAN THURSDAY, AS IT OCCURS ON NONE OTHER THAN NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY!

IT ALSO OCCURS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE OPENING OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. ALSO OF NOTE IS ON THIS DAY PREDIDENT EISENHOWER SIGNED THE BILL THAT ADDED THE WORDS "UNDER GOD" TO OUR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.

CLASSY POINTS TO CONSIDER AS WE ALL CELEBRATE MANHATTAN THURSDAY TOGETHER THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.

HAHAHA SCHROBBLEHEAD SAID SACK!

Josephus wrote:NOT TIL AFTERNOON?
-REMEMBER ULYSSES S GRANT WAS ONCE OUR PRESIDENT. WE'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE MANHATTANS ON MANHATTAN THURSDAY ALL DAY!

APPARENTLY THIS IS ALSO "THE SLUGS RETURN FROM CAPISTRANO DAY." RUMOR HAS IT THAT ALL THE SLUGS IN AMERICA SPEND THEIR WINTERS IN CAPISTRANO, AND THEY RETURN ON THIS DAY TO ENTER OUR GARDENS AND SUCH.

I DO NOT KNOW WHERE CAPISTRANO IS, BUT I SUPPOSE I WILL LOOK FOR IT NOW, SO I CAN APPRECIATE THE LONG DISTANCE (I SUPPOSE) THOSE SLUGS MUST TRAVEL IN ORDER TO ARRIVE BACK AT OUR HOMES.

DR. SEPHUS, THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO ENJOY MULTIPLE MANHATTANS ON THURSDAY WOULD BE TO SPREAD THEM OUT OVER THE ALL ENTIRE DAY. WHILE THIS IS POSSIBLE, IT'S NOT THE SANCTIONED METHOD OF CELEBRATING. BUT SUCH IS THE BEAUTY OF THIS CLASSY HOLIDAY-- IT IS FLEXIBLE TO PERMIT VARIANCES FOR LOCAL TRADITIONS AS WELL...



OH, AND SACK!!!

kenney9226 wrote:OH, AND SACK!!!

KENNEY SAID SACK!!!

THREE-DIMENSIONAL PAIRED SPHERES...

SkekTek wrote:KENNEY SAID SACK!!!

THREE-DIMENSIONAL PAIRED SPHERES...

I COME IN THIS MORNING TO SEE HOW EVERYONE IS AND *THIS* IS THE SORT OF STUFF THAT GREETS ME?!?

YOU ALL HAVE FILTHY MOUTHS! LOUD, FILTHY MOUTHS!

LittleMissRachel wrote:I COME IN THIS MORNING TO SEE HOW EVERYONE IS AND *THIS* IS THE SORT OF STUFF THAT GREETS ME?!?

YOU ALL HAVE FILTHY MOUTHS! LOUD, FILTHY MOUTHS!

HAHAH LITTLEMISSRACHEL QUOTED KENNEY, AND IT SAID "SACK" IN THERE.

arcsus wrote:HAHAH LITTLEMISSRACHEL QUOTED KENNEY, AND IT SAID "SACK" IN THERE.

I THINK SHE WAS QUOTING ME SAYING SACK, NOT KENNEY.

HAHAH... ANOTHER PERSON QUOTING "SACK"

SINCE WHEN HAS THIS THREAD MUTATED INTO THE I HEART SACK LOCK THREAD?

SkekTek wrote:I THINK SHE WAS QUOTING ME SAYING SACK, NOT KENNEY.

HAHAH... ANOTHER PERSON QUOTING "SACK"

SINCE WHEN HAS THIS THREAD MUTATED INTO THE I HEART SACK LOCK THREAD?

YOU'RE RIGHT. I GOT CARRIED AWAY BY EVERYONE SAYING SACK. I'M GOING TO GO GET EAT NOW. SACK LUNCH TODAY.

SkekTek wrote:I THINK SHE WAS QUOTING ME SAYING SACK, NOT KENNEY.

HAHAH... ANOTHER PERSON QUOTING "SACK"

SINCE WHEN HAS THIS THREAD MUTATED INTO THE I HEART SACK LOCK THREAD?

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES!!!


MAYBE I SHOULD EAT SOME CARROTS

KtCallista wrote:THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES!!!


MAYBE I SHOULD EAT SOME CARROTS

I DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

SkekTek wrote:HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

ROFLMAOCMLTNTPMP

KtCallista wrote:ROFLMAOCMLTNTPMP

WHOA...

SkekTek wrote:WHOA...

WHAT CAN I SAY, RACHEL HAS THAT AFFECT ON ME.