TRON TAKES DOWN THE MCP!!!

THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

DA59 wrote:Wow, looks like I missed a bunch of commotion.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!

BAMBI'S MOTHER DIES!

APOLLO 13 MAKES IT BACK TO EARTH SAFELY!

RHETT LEAVES SCARLETT

KENNY DIES.

KENNY DIES AGAIN

kdccrosby wrote:KENNY DIES AGAIN

AT THE GREAT CONJUNCTION, THE TWO.. BECOME ONE!

dontwantaname wrote:When did you return from the abyss of probation?


I mean....

WHEN DID YOU RETURN FROM THE ABYSS OF PROBATION?

THIS AFTERNOON. I PLEADED MY CASE TO GATZBY THROUGH AN INTERMEDIARY, AND HE AGREED TO LET ME BACK IN IF I PROMISED NEVER TO BE BAD AGAIN. OF COURSE, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS BAD TO BEGIN WITH, BUT YA KNOW... DELUSIONS...

SKEK TEK HAS A RAP SHEET!

pooflady wrote:SKEK TEK HAS A RAP SHEET!

YEP. I'M BAD...

no1 wrote:chocolate starfish for everyone!

WHY THANK YOU! DO YOU NEED MY ADDRESS TO... WAIT! NICE TRY, NO1!

LittleMissRachel wrote:THAT EVERY TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR CHOCOLATE.

THAT SEEMS LIKE A CUE FOR ME TO EAT MY CHOCOLATE TOOTSIE POP NOW!

I HEARD THERE ARE CHOCOLATE STARFISH ON URANUS.

SkekTek wrote:YEP. I'M BAD...

WHILE IN JAIL, DID YOU HAVE GOOD FOOD? No 1 WAS PASSING OUT CHOCOLATE.

IT WASN'T SAFE! OW!

THE PUNK WASN'T LUCKY!

HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP, BUT THE MOB BOSS WAS, TOO, AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT!

THE SUPREME COURT STEPPED IN, AND TOOK THE ELECTION AWAY FROM HIM!

AND SHE DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE OVER THE PACIFIC!

THE GLOVE DIDN'T FIT!

LIKE EVERY DISCOVERY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY, THEY DISCOVERED NOTHING!

HE ISN'T REALLY A MAN-BAT!

HIGGINS WAS ACTUALLY ROBIN MASTERS!
(OR WAS HE?)

UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS ABOUND!

THE GREAT WIZARD WAS JUST A LITTLE MAN BEHIND A CURTAIN!

arcsus wrote:THE GREAT WIZARD WAS JUST A LITTLE MAN BEHIND A CURTAIN!

THE LITTLE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN WAS REALLY THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ!

IT WASN'T HARRISON FORD, IT WAS A ONE-ARMED MAN!

RAY LOST HIS EYESIGHT, GOT REALLY GOOD AT MUSIC AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY AND THEN HAD PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS BEFORE RECOVERING!

JOHNNY GOT REALLY GOOD AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY AT MUSIC AND THEN HAD PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS BEFORE IT ALL GOT BETTER!

JOHNNY DEPP MADE LOTS OF MONEY SELLING COCAINE BUT THEN HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND WENT TO JAIL AND IT DIDN'T GET BETTER!

THEY ALL MADE LOTS OF MONEY FROM THE SUCCESSFUL LAS VEGAS CASINOS THEN SHARON STONE HAD PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND THEN IT ALL GOT BETTER!

AL PACINO MADE LOTS OF MONEY AS A DRUGLORD IN MIAMI, BUT THEN HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND THEN HE DIED IN A HUGE SHOOTOUT!

MARK WAHLBERG HAD LOTS OF SUCCESS IN THE PORNO BUSINESS BUT THEN HAD LOTS OF PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND THEN HE TRIED TO GET BETTER!

MARK WAHLBERG REPLACED THE LEAD SINGER OF A HUGE ROCK BAND AND THEY HAD LOTS OF FUN AND MADE LOTS OF MONEY, BUT THEN THEY ALL HAD PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND HAD A FALLING OUT AND THEN HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE BAND.