VAL KILMER BECOMES REALLY SUCCESSFUL AT MUSIC AND MAKES MONEY BUT THEN HAS PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND THEN DIES.

WOODY HARRELSON MAKES LOTS OF MONEY MAKING PORNO BUT AND WINS A BUNCH OF COURT BATTLES, BUT THEN HIS WIFE HAS PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS AND DIES OF AIDS AND THEN IT ALL GETS BETTER (SORT OF).

THIRD DERBY I'VE MISSED IN A ROW. SKEKTEK IS DEAD.

JOHN ADAMS BECOMES A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL STATESMAN AND THROUGH HIS EFFORTS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IS SIGNED, BUT THEN HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS.

CHUNDER BUYS A WOOT AND THEREFORE GETS A VOTE!

REPTILICUS LIVES AS A MOVING CLAW AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANISH SEA!

ROBIN ESCAPES THE HANGMAN'S NOOSE AND THEN CAPTAIN PICCARD COMES AND PUNISHES JOHN BY NAMING THE TOILETS AFTER HIM AND ROBIN AND MARIAN GET MARRIED AND THEN CHAPELLE IS MADE THE SHERIFF AND EVERYONE IS WORRIED BUT THEN IT'S OK BECAUSE IT WORKED IN BLAZING SADDLES.

VGER IS ACTUALLY VOYAGER 7!!!

SkekTek wrote:VGER IS ACTUALLY VOYAGER 7!!!

DUDE, I ALREADY SAID THAT.

AND A COUPLE OTHERS HAVE BEEN REPEATED, TOO!

EDDIE LIVES!

HARRISON FORD ESCAPES FROM THE BELLY OF THE PLANE, TELLS THE BAD GUY TO "GET OFF MY PLANE," PUSHES HIM OUT THE PLANE, AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR GLENN CLOSE WHO WAS THIS ---><--- CLOSE TO BECOMING THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT AND WAS SECRETLY ROOTING FOR THE DJOY TO HIT THE FAN!

EVE RUNS INTO WALL-E'S HOME AND GETS THE PARTS TO FIX HIM AND PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER AND THEN GETS HIM IN THE SUN TO RECHARGE BUT WHEN HE REVIVES HE'S FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING AND STARTS TO COLLECT RUBBISH BUT THEN EVE KISSES HIM AND SUDDENLY IT ALL COMES BACK AND THE ROBOTS ARE HAPPY AND THE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY AND EARTH IS SAVED!

HE BUILT IT, THEY CAME, A NEW TOURIST DESTINATION IN IOWA WAS CREATED...

THERE ARE NO CHARIOTS THAT ARE ON FIRE IN THAT MOVIE. AT ALL.

kenney9226 wrote:HE BUILT IT, THEY CAME, A NEW TOURIST DESTINATION IN IOWA WAS CREATED...

...PROBABLY THE ONLY TOURIST DESTINATION IN IOWA, BESIDES THE I-80 TRUCKSTOP WHICH BILLS ITSELF AS BEING THE WORLD'S LARGEST. I WAS JUST THERE YESTERDAY AND ATE SOME ARBY'S ROAST SOMETHING-BROWN-AND-CHEWY ON A SOGGY BUN. AT LEAST THEY REDEEMED THEMSELVES BY INVENTING ARBY'S SAUCE.

EDIT: IMPRESSIVE, AIN'T IT?

BILL PAXTON AND HELEN HUNT SURVIVE A MULTITUDE OF TORNADOES. THEY ALSO SEE A FLYING COW.

arcsus wrote:BILL PAXTON AND HELEN HUNT SURVIVE A MULTITUDE OF TORNADOES. THEY ALSO SEE A FLYING COW.

AND ANOTHER COW. OR WAS THAT THE SAME COW?


KERMIT FINALLY FINDS THE RAINBOW CONNECTION

THEY GET THE REBELS LONG ENOUGH FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO ARRIVE, THEN ANDREW GETS THE GIRL AND XI GETS THE COKE BOTTLE BACK TO THE GODS.

ARNOLD GETS CRUSHED IN A CRUSHER BUT HIS ARM SURVIVES.

NEO FRIES AGENT SMITH FROM THE INSIDE. TWICE.

THE LOTTO MAN SNEEZES WHILE DRIVING ON THE COAST ROAD AND HE SWERVES TO AVOID THE MEAN OLD LADY IN THE PHONE BOOTH WHO'S TRYING TO ALERT THE LOTTO COMMISSION THAT THE WHOLE THINGS A FRAUD AND HE MISSES HER BUT THEN HE SWERVES IN FRONT OF THE RETURNING PRIEST AND THE PRIEST DOES HIT HER SENDING HER FLYING INTO THE OCEAN AND ROCKS BELOW WHERE SHE MUST BE DEAD AND AT THE SAME TIME THE STRING ON THE VIOLIN BREAKS IN THE TAVERN WHERE THE REST OF THE TOWN IS CELEBRATING AND MAGGIE REVEALS THAT NED IS ACTUALLY MORRIS'S DAD BUT THINKS IT'S MORE IMPORTANT HE HAVE A FATHER THAN THAN THE MONEY SO EVERYONE GETS THE MONEY AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AS A FEW OF THE LADS GO TO A HILL OVERLOOKING THE SEA AND DRINK A HEALTH TO NED.

THE DUDE ABIDES.

ALL THE AQUARIUM DENIZENS ESCAPE FROM THE DENTIST!

RA IS BLOWN UP BY A NUCLEAR BOMB IN SPACE AND ALL ABYDOS IS SAVED

SKOLNICK AND THE NERDS OF LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA WIN THE INTER-GREEK COMPETITION OVER THE ALPHA BETAS AND THEN HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS BEFORE IT ALL GETS BETTER.

AFTER HIS ROOMMATES DIE IN A DEADLY GASOLINE FIGHT (WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO), BEN STILLER IS PROGRAMMED TO KILL THE PRIME RIB OF PROPECIA, BUT MARCIA BRADY AND ELI CASH JOIN FORCES TO HELP HIM STOP MUSTAFA AT HIS DERELICT SHOW. DEREK FINALLY TURNS LEFT AND SAVES THE DAY.

THE RING IS DESTROYED IN THE FIRES OF MT. DOOM ALONG WITH GOLLUM

HAPPY MANHATTAN THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!

KERMIT'S JOURNEY TO HOLLYWOOD IS MADE INTO A MOVIE IN A META-MUPPET TWIST OF REALITY!

THE NEWS JUST SAID THAT A WOMAN IN HOUSTON SEES AN IMAGE OF JESUS IN HER MIRROR. I WONDER WHY...

HUMANS, ROBOTS, AND A SINGLE PLANT RETURN TO A RAVAGED EARTH, AND ALL IS WELL.

SPOCK GIVES BONES HIS MEMORIES AND THEN DIES!

THOSE MANIACS BLEW IT UP! THEY WERE DAMNED! DAMNED TO HELL!

MARLEY DIES. ALONE.

THE JOKER DIES. ALONE.

RIPLEY AND THE ALIEN QUEEN FALL INTO THE BOILING MAGMA!

JOE JUMPS INTO THE VOLCANO, SURVIVES, AND LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON A RAFT.

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW "THE DOORS" ENDS? I WATCHED IT TWICE AND JUST COULDN'T SIT THROUGH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH EITHER TIME.

DID JIM MORRISON SEE THE LIGHT AND MEND HIS WAYS?

kenney9226 wrote:CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW "THE DOORS" ENDS? I WATCHED IT TWICE AND JUST COULDN'T SIT THROUGH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH EITHER TIME.

DID JIM MORRISON SEE THE LIGHT AND MEND HIS WAYS?

I'M NOT SURE, BUT VAL KILMER DIES HORRIBLY IN A TUB...