dontwantaname


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Schrobblehead wrote:

THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL THE PERSONAL TABLES (SECOND TO THE COFFEE MUG TABLE)


HOLY apcray! CAN THAT EVEN BE REAL?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

KtCallista


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dontwantaname wrote:HOLY apcray! CAN THAT EVEN BE REAL?



I'VE SEEN GUYS WITH BEER BELLIES WHERE THEY COULD BALANCE A BEER WHEN SITTING, BUT NEVER A ROUND BELLY LIKE THAT. HE LOOKS PREGNANT NOT LIKE A BEER BELLY, PERSONALLY I FIND THE IMAGE DISTURBING, SO I HOPE IT WAS CHOPPED.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:I'VE SEEN GUYS WITH BEER BELLIES WHERE THEY COULD BALANCE A BEER WHEN SITTING, BUT NEVER A ROUND BELLY LIKE THAT. HE LOOKS PREGNANT NOT LIKE A BEER BELLY, PERSONALLY I FIND THE IMAGE DISTURBING, SO I HOPE IT WAS CHOPPED.



THE BEER BOTTLE WAS CHOPPED FOR SURE- IT'S GOT NO SHADOW. AND THE BOTTOM LEFT OF THE BELLY SHOWS OBVIOUS SIGNS OF BEING EXPANDED (IT'S PIXELLATED AND BLURRY). THE WHOLE THING IS FAKED. THOUGH I ASSUME THERE ARE GUYS WITH THAT KIND OF BELLY- I'VE SEEN THEM PUTTERING AROUND THE LOCAL MALL.

dontwantaname


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SkekTek wrote:THE BEER BOTTLE WAS CHOPPED FOR SURE- IT'S GOT NO SHADOW. AND THE BOTTOM LEFT OF THE BELLY SHOWS OBVIOUS SIGNS OF BEING EXPANDED (IT'S PIXELLATED AND BLURRY). THE WHOLE THING IS FAKED. THOUGH I ASSUME THERE ARE GUYS WITH THAT KIND OF BELLY- I'VE SEEN THEM PUTTERING AROUND THE LOCAL MALL.



I WONDER HOW BIG THE GUYS WHO DON'T EVEN GO OUT TO PUTTER AROUND THE LOCAL MALL ARE?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

SkekTek


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dontwantaname wrote:I WONDER HOW BIG THE GUYS WHO DON'T EVEN GO OUT TO PUTTER AROUND THE LOCAL MALL ARE?





WHOA!

ThunderThighs


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YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SICK!?!?!

dontwantaname


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SkekTek wrote:

WHOA!



THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, DOESN'T LOOKED CHOPPED.


EVERYONE IN MY STEP FAMILY IS 100 LBS OVERWEIGHT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. NONE OF THE KIDS WERE, BUT THEY GREW UP HEAVY.

NOT TRUE....ONE STEP BROTHER IS NORMAL AND SO IS HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNIT.


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

dontwantaname


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dontwantaname wrote:THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, DOESN'T LOOKED CHOPPED.


EVERYONE IN MY STEP FAMILY IS 100 LBS OVERWEIGHT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. NONE OF THE KIDS WERE, BUT THEY GREW UP HEAVY.

NOT TRUE....ONE STEP BROTHER IS NORMAL AND SO IS HIS ENTIRE FAMILY UNIT.



THEY ARE HAVING TWO PARTIES IN A ROW.
I WILL FEEL SOOOO VERY THIN!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:

WHOA!



HUMANS AREN'T SMARTER THAN APES!

SkekTek


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GOOD NEWS IS THAT MOST OF THESE PICS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THIN...

... I HOPE...

Josephus


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SkekTek


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Schrobblehead


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Josephus wrote:


HUMANS AREN'T SMARTER THAN APES!



llama llama llama

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:

YUP



GOT TO BE A FAKE- IT'S IN ENGLISH, NOT FRENCH!

kenney9226


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HOW DO WE KNOW THIS TURD IS IN ALL CAPS?

Schrobblehead wrote:



WHERE IS THE ALL CAPS TURD?



KtCallista


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kenney9226 wrote:HOW DO WE KNOW THIS TURD IS IN ALL CAPS?


WHERE IS THE ALL CAPS TURD?



IN YOUR MIND WAITING TO BE RELEASED?

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SkekTek


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Josephus wrote:GOT TO BE A FAKE- IT'S IN ENGLISH, NOT FRENCH!



O-RLY?

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:O-RLY?



I THINK YOU MEAN

SailorButterfly


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SkekTek


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GUT FLORA!

Josephus


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I HART BUMPERS!

SkekTek


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I BELIEVE IN MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR OUR CHILDREN, BUT NOT OUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK CHILDREN SHOULD BE HAVING SEX.

PemberDucky


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YTMND. YA RLY!

Today's pants smell like:
Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

kenney9226


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ALL BMW DRIVERS I HAVE EVER SEEN ARE HOLES OF THE DONKEY VARIETY.

PROVE ME WRONG... YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!

Schrobblehead


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I HATE WATERING RESTRICTIONS!

llama llama llama

arcsus


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kenney9226 wrote:ALL BMW DRIVERS I HAVE EVER SEEN ARE HOLES OF THE DONKEY VARIETY.

PROVE ME WRONG... YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!



YEAH, THOSE LOSER BEAMER GUYS NEED TO STAY THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY OF MY BENZ!

SkekTek


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I HAZ A COFFIE

arcsus


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OK I LIED. I DON'T HAVE A BENZ. I GOT ME A CHRYSLER AS BIG AS A WHALE.

SkekTek


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arcsus wrote:OK I LIED. I DON'T HAVE A BENZ. I GOT ME A CHRYSLER AS BIG AS A WHALE.



DUZ IT SEAT ABOUT TWENTY?

SailorButterfly


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arcsus wrote:OK I LIED. I DON'T HAVE A BENZ. I GOT ME A CHRYSLER AS BIG AS A WHALE.



WHEN WILL IT SET SAIL?

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kenney9226


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arcsus wrote:OK I LIED. I DON'T HAVE A BENZ. I GOT ME A CHRYSLER AS BIG AS A WHALE.



BE SURE TO BRING YOUR JUKE BOX MONEY!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:BE SURE TO BRING YOUR JUKE BOX MONEY!



RUSTED!

arcsus


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SkekTek wrote:RUSTED!



CAPS THREAD IS THIS LITTLE OLD THREAD WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

SailorButterfly


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arcsus wrote:CAPS THREAD IS THIS LITTLE OLD THREAD WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!



THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT!

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kenney9226


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arcsus wrote:CAPS THREAD IS THIS LITTLE OLD THREAD WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!



HUGGIN' AND A-KISSIN'
DANCIN' AND A-LOVIN'
WEARING NEXT TO NOTHIN'
'CUZ IT'S HOT AS AN OVEN!

THE WHOLE SHACK SHIMMIES!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:HUGGIN' AND A-KISSIN'
DANCIN' AND A-LOVIN'
WEARING NEXT TO NOTHIN'
'CUZ IT'S HOT AS AN OVEN!

THE WHOLE SHACK SHIMMIES!



AND EVERYBODY'S MOVING AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND!

dontwantaname


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SkekTek wrote:AND EVERYBODY'S MOVING AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND!



EVERYBODY'S MOVIN, EVERYBODYS GROVIN BABY!






WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

SkekTek


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dontwantaname wrote:EVERYBODY'S MOVIN, EVERYBODYS GROVIN BABY!



FUNKY LITTLE CAPS LOCK. FUNKY LITTLE CAPS!

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:FUNKY LITTLE CAPS LOCK. FUNKY LITTLE CAPS!



PEOPLE LINING UP OUTSIDE JUST TO GET DOWN!!!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:PEOPLE LINING UP OUTSIDE JUST TO GET DOWN!!!





BANG BANG!