SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:I'M STILL BUMMED AT THE 25 YEAR CUT-OFF, WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT. MY CLUNKER IS HARDLY THE OLDEST ONE ON THE ROADS HERE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO TRUCKS! OH WELL STILL HAVE TO BUY A NEW CAR. . . JUST WOULDA HAD MORE LEVERAGE FOR A NICER CAR WITH THE REBATE.

HAVE FUN AT SOFTBALL!



SERIOUSLY, IF THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT INTO A LITTLE CUBE, WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT TYPE OF CAR? I GUESS SO PEOPLE DON'T BUY HULKS AND TRADE THEM IN FOR BUX...

THANKS!

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:SERIOUSLY, IF THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT INTO A LITTLE CUBE, WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT TYPE OF CAR? I GUESS SO PEOPLE DON'T BUY HULKS AND TRADE THEM IN FOR BUX...

THANKS!



YEAH I WAS THINKING OF THAT EXPLOIT TOO. STILL IF I'M STILL DRIVING AN '84 I PROBABLY NEED THE CREDIT MORE THAN SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT A HUMMER THREE YEARS AGO.

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SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:YEAH I WAS THINKING OF THAT EXPLOIT TOO. STILL IF I'M STILL DRIVING AN '84 I PROBABLY NEED THE CREDIT MORE THAN SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT A HUMMER THREE YEARS AGO.



I'D PAY SERIOUS MONEY TO SEE A HUMMER GET THE CRUNCH.. THOSE AND EXPEDITIONS- HAULING 100 POUND TEEN GIRLS.

OKAY, WHO CELEBRATED IT?!?

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista
SkekTek wrote:I'D PAY SERIOUS MONEY TO SEE A HUMMER GET THE CRUNCH.. THOSE AND EXPEDITIONS- HAULING 100 POUND TEEN GIRLS.

OKAY, WHO CELEBRATED IT?!?



ONE MORE EVENT TO ADD. . . SIGH. I'VE GOT THE 8TH OF MAY, AND NATIONAL NUDE BIKING DAY... ANY OTHERS?

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Schrobblehead


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kenney9226 wrote:THE LOVELY MRS. 9226 HAS A FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM NAMED "THE TIGHT ENDS."



MY INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL TEAM IN GRAD SCHOOL WAS CALLED "LOG JAMMIN". LEBOWSKI FANS SHOULD GET IT. WELL, REALLY EVERYONE SHOULD GET THAT.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

kenney9226


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HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE.


...BUT IT'S NOT JUST ANY THURSDAY....

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE.


...BUT IT'S NOT JUST ANY THURSDAY....



OH, YEAH, IT'S BROOKLYN THURSDAY, ISN'T IT?

Schrobblehead


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kenney9226 wrote:HAPPY THURSDAY EVERYONE.


...BUT IT'S NOT JUST ANY THURSDAY....



IT'S FANCY GLASS THURSDAY!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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Schrobblehead wrote:IT'S FANCY GLASS THURSDAY!



I THOUGHT IT WAS FANCY PANTS GANGSTER THURSDAY!

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:I THOUGHT IT WAS FANCY PANTS GANGSTER THURSDAY!



EVERYBODY GET DOWN WITH THE FANCY GANGSTER PANTS!!

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:EVERYBODY GET DOWN WITH THE FANCY GANGSTER PANTS!!



I REMEMBERED THAT TERM FROM AN OLD GEORGE CARLIN BIT- SOMETHING ABOUT KIDS ROBBING A STORE, AND A FIRST-GENERATION IMMIGRANT RUNNING THE STORE YELLING THAT AT THE KIDS STEALING...

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:I REMEMBERED THAT TERM FROM AN OLD GEORGE CARLIN BIT- SOMETHING ABOUT KIDS ROBBING A STORE, AND A FIRST-GENERATION IMMIGRANT RUNNING THE STORE YELLING THAT AT THE KIDS STEALING...



I SORT OF RECALL THAT AS WELL.

I ALSO LIKE "NAIL TWO THINGS TOGETHER THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN NAILED TOGETHER BEFORE, AND SOME SCHMUCK WILL BUY IT!"

THIS CAME TO MIND SHORTLY AFTER MY BROTHER SAID THAT SEXUAL PREDATORS SHOULD HAVE THEIR PRIVATES NAILED TO A TWO BY FOUR...

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:I SORT OF RECALL THAT AS WELL.

I ALSO LIKE "NAIL TWO THINGS TOGETHER THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN NAILED TOGETHER BEFORE, AND SOME SCHMUCK WILL BUY IT!"

THIS CAME TO MIND SHORTLY AFTER MY BROTHER SAID THAT SEXUAL PREDATORS SHOULD HAVE THEIR PRIVATES NAILED TO A TWO BY FOUR...



I MISS GEORGE CARLIN- HE WAS PROBABLY THE SMARTEST COMEDIAN EVER. WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE TEN PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T MISS AN EPISODE OF HIS TV SHOW.

PemberDucky


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SkekTek wrote: I MISS GEORGE CARLIN- HE WAS PROBABLY THE SMARTEST COMEDIAN EVER. WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE TEN PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T MISS AN EPISODE OF HIS TV SHOW.



HE GOT CRAZY AND MEAN AS HE GOT OLDER.


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PemberDucky


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LOOK, WORLD, I DON'T CARE WHAT JON AND KATE ARE DOING.


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PemberDucky wrote:HE GOT CRAZY AND MEAN AS HE GOT OLDER.



YEAH, AND WHEN I SAW HIM LAST HE WASN'T VERY FUNNY. DEFINITELY USED TO BE, BUT LOST SOMETHING.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:LOOK, WORLD, I DON'T CARE WHAT JON AND KATE ARE DOING.



THEN IGNORE IT LIKE I DO!

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SailorButterfly


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PemberDucky wrote:LOOK, WORLD, I DON'T CARE WHAT JON AND KATE ARE DOING.



ME EITHER. OR SPENCER AND HEIDI.

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pooflady


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SailorButterfly wrote:ME EITHER. OR SPENCER AND HEIDI.



WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

KtCallista


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SailorButterfly wrote:ME EITHER. OR SPENCER AND HEIDI.



WHO?

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KtCallista


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pooflady wrote:WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?



OH GOOD, I JUST LEARNED WHO JON AND KATE ARE, I KNOW I DON'T KEEP UP WITH THAT STUFF, BUT STILL.

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pooflady


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SailorButterfly wrote:ME EITHER. OR SPENCER AND HEIDI.



OR BRAD AND ANGELINA.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

KtCallista


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pooflady wrote:OR BRAD AND ANGELINA.



OOO I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

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PemberDucky


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pooflady wrote:WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?



I DON'T KNOW THE SPENCER/HEIDI ONE, EITHER. I GET THE FEELING I SHOULD BE GLAD FOR THAT.

THESE PEOPLE ALL NEED TO GET SHIPPED TO THE SOUTH POLE. IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE.


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KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:I DON'T KNOW THE SPENCER/HEIDI ONE, EITHER. I GET THE FEELING I SHOULD BE GLAD FOR THAT.

THESE PEOPLE ALL NEED TO GET SHIPPED TO THE SOUTH POLE. IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE.



BEING IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE ONLY MARGINALLY HELPED JONAH... DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD REALLY FIX TOO MUCH OF THE PROBLEM.

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PemberDucky


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KtCallista wrote:BEING IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE ONLY MARGINALLY HELPED JONAH... DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD REALLY FIX TOO MUCH OF THE PROBLEM.



I'LL BE HONEST; I'M NOT SURE THAT STORY IS ENTIRELY ACCURATE. BUT A MARINE BIOLOGIST I MOST SURELY AM NOT.


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KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:I'LL BE HONEST; I'M NOT SURE THAT STORY IS ENTIRELY ACCURATE. BUT A MARINE BIOLOGIST I MOST SURELY AM NOT.



WELL BIBLICALLY JONAH WAS IN A LARGE AQUATIC CREATURE, MOST PEOPLE JUST ASSUME THIS MEANS WHALE. THERE ARE ALSO REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING FOUND ALIVE IN WHALES DAYS AFTER THEY WERE REPORTED LOST AT SEA. OTHER THAN THAT, I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE MARINE BIOLOGY, TOO FAR INLAND.... BESIDES EVERYONE WANTED TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND IT'S A VERY COMPETITIVE FIELD.

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PemberDucky


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KtCallista wrote:WELL BIBLICALLY JONAH WAS IN A LARGE AQUATIC CREATURE, MOST PEOPLE JUST ASSUME THIS MEANS WHALE. THERE ARE ALSO REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING FOUND ALIVE IN WHALES DAYS AFTER THEY WERE REPORTED LOST AT SEA. OTHER THAN THAT, I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE MARINE BIOLOGY, TOO FAR INLAND.... BESIDES EVERYONE WANTED TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND IT'S A VERY COMPETITIVE FIELD.



YEAH, I'VE HEARD IT'S A PRETTY POPULAR FIELD.

MAYBE I JUST WANT ALL THOSE AWFUL PEOPLE TO GET JETTISONED INTO SPACE. OR EATEN BY SHARKS. OR TRAPPED IN AMBER.


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kenney9226


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KtCallista wrote:WELL BIBLICALLY JONAH WAS IN A LARGE AQUATIC CREATURE, MOST PEOPLE JUST ASSUME THIS MEANS WHALE. THERE ARE ALSO REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING FOUND ALIVE IN WHALES DAYS AFTER THEY WERE REPORTED LOST AT SEA. OTHER THAN THAT, I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE MARINE BIOLOGY, TOO FAR INLAND.... BESIDES EVERYONE WANTED TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST AND IT'S A VERY COMPETITIVE FIELD.



YES, JONAH WAS IN A "LARGE FISH" AND NOT NECESSARILY A WHALE. JONAH WAS MOSTLY A WHINER WHO SAID "NO" A LOT. THEN EVEN AFTER HE DID WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO, HE WAITED AND WATCHED IN THE HOPES THAT THE CITY WOULD STILL CRUMBLE INTO DUST.

THEN GOD MADE A PLANT GROW TO GIVE HIM SHADE WHILE HE WAITED.

THEN GOD MADE THE PLANT WILT SO JONAH WOULD BAKE IN THE SUN.

JONAH STILL DIDN'T APPEAR TO LEARN ANY LESSON.

pooflady


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I KEEP CONFUSING JONAH AND PINOCCHIO.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

KtCallista


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kenney9226 wrote:YES, JONAH WAS IN A "LARGE FISH" AND NOT NECESSARILY A WHALE. JONAH WAS MOSTLY A WHINER WHO SAID "NO" A LOT. THEN EVEN AFTER HE DID WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO, HE WAITED AND WATCHED IN THE HOPES THAT THE CITY WOULD STILL CRUMBLE INTO DUST.

THEN GOD MADE A PLANT GROW TO GIVE HIM SHADE WHILE HE WAITED.

THEN GOD MADE THE PLANT WILT SO JONAH WOULD BAKE IN THE SUN.

JONAH STILL DIDN'T APPEAR TO LEARN ANY LESSON.



HENCE MY HESITATION ON THE REFORMATIVE EFFECTS OF TEMPORARY INCARCERATION IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE.

HOWEVER, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IT IS TOO LATE TO STOP THESE PEOPLE FROM REPRODUCING. BESIDES I DON'T FEEL IT IS THE JON AND KATES (OR WHOMEVER) THAT ARE THE PROBLEM, IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR THE SHOWS, THE PEOPLE THAT GIVE THEM HIGHER RATINGS, AND THE PEOPLE THAT BUY THE MAGAZINES AND WHATEVER THAT HAVE THEIR STORIES ALL OVER THE COVER. THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE REAL PROBLEM.

MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS ONLY PRINT WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO READ ABOUT, AFTER ALL THEY'RE JOB IS TO MAKE MONEY. IN THE MARKET WHERE THEY COMPETE WITH FREE INTERNET OPTIONS THEY ARE ALL HURTING FOR CASH.

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PemberDucky


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KtCallista wrote:HENCE MY HESITATION ON THE REFORMATIVE EFFECTS OF TEMPORARY INCARCERATION IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE.

HOWEVER, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IT IS TOO LATE TO STOP THESE PEOPLE FROM REPRODUCING. BESIDES I DON'T FEEL IT IS THE JON AND KATES (OR WHOMEVER) THAT ARE THE PROBLEM, IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT PAY FOR THE SHOWS, THE PEOPLE THAT GIVE THEM HIGHER RATINGS, AND THE PEOPLE THAT BUY THE MAGAZINES AND WHATEVER THAT HAVE THEIR STORIES ALL OVER THE COVER. THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE REAL PROBLEM.

MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS ONLY PRINT WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO READ ABOUT, AFTER ALL THEY'RE JOB IS TO MAKE MONEY. IN THE MARKET WHERE THEY COMPETE WITH FREE INTERNET OPTIONS THEY ARE ALL HURTING FOR CASH.



THAT'S FINE, BUT I STILL WANT JON AND KATE TO TALK A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT CLIFF.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL SPARE JON. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, EXCEPT THAT HE IS HAPPY TO GET OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT. THAT OVERBEARING HEDGEHOG OF A WIFE...SHE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET TRAPPED IN A WELL.


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KtCallista


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PemberDucky wrote:THAT'S FINE, BUT I STILL WANT JON AND KATE TO TALK A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT CLIFF.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL SPARE JON. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, EXCEPT THAT HE IS HAPPY TO GET OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT. THAT OVERBEARING HEDGEHOG OF A WIFE...SHE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET TRAPPED IN A WELL.



FAME DOES HORID THINGS TO WOMEN. . .

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kenney9226


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KtCallista wrote:FAME DOES HORID THINGS TO WOMEN. . .



YES, JUST LOOK AT CHASTITY BONO!!

PemberDucky


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kenney9226 wrote:YES, JUST LOOK AT CHASTITY BONO!!



POOR CHAZ.


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SkekTek


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SPEIDI- REALITY SHOW LOSERS
BRANGELINA- RICH THIRD-WORLD-CHILD-STEALING LOSERS
JONOCCHIASTITY- ROCKIN TRANSECTUAL SPAWN OF JONAH BROTHERS AND PINOCCHIO

THERE. I DID MY PART TODAY. NAP TIME

KtCallista


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SkekTek wrote:SPEIDI- REALITY SHOW LOSERS
BRANGELINA- RICH THIRD-WORLD-CHILD-STEALING LOSERS
JONOCCHIASTITY- ROCKIN TRANSECTUAL SPAWN OF JONAH BROTHERS AND PINOCCHIO

THERE. I DID MY PART TODAY. NAP TIME



UMMM OKAY --

ENJOY YOUR NAP TIME! I SURE MISS THOSE, THE KIDS HAVE BEEN TAKING TOO LONG EATING THEIR LUNCH....

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Iceback


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kenney9226 wrote:YES, JUST LOOK AT CHASTITY BONO!!



SHE WAS AT ONE TIME FAMOUS???

In the end only kindness matters

Schrobblehead


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KtCallista wrote:FAME DOES HORID THINGS TO WOMEN. . .



SO DO CHEETOS. NOT ENOUGH IS SAID OF THE HORRORS OF CHEETOS.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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Schrobblehead wrote:SO DO CHEETOS. NOT ENOUGH IS SAID OF THE HORRORS OF CHEETOS.





OH MY GOD. ORANGE FINGERS!!!

RUN!!!!