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Schrobblehead wrote:I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS LADY BEFORE
SOMEONE HAS STOLE BRAVE WOMAN FROM US! WE MUST GET HER BACK! ASSEMBLE THE TROOPS!
RALLY THE TROOPS! BRAVEWOMAN IS OURS!
dontwantaname wrote:MY RAT STARTED A ROLL OF DEATHS! ED MCMAHON FARRAH MICHAEL JACKSON LOUD GUY STEVE MCNAIR
Schrobblehead wrote:
SKEKTEK....
SkekTek wrote:SKEKTEK....
CAN....
kenney9226 wrote:CAN....
DID...
YOU DIED? I'VE NEVER KNOWN A GHOST BEFORE.
Chunder wrote:YOU DIED? I'VE NEVER KNOWN A GHOST BEFORE.
YES. THE NEW "FORTIES ME" LIKES CHEESE CURDS (SQUEAKY CHEESE!) AND OLD STYLE BEER.
SkekTek wrote:YES. THE NEW "FORTIES ME" LIKES CHEESE CURDS (SQUEAKY CHEESE!) AND OLD STYLE BEER.
I WOULD HAVE GUESSED YOU WOULD NOW LIKE GOLD, MOLD, ROLD-GOLDS, THE COLD, BOLD, AND THE WORD SOLD.
Schrobblehead wrote:I WOULD HAVE GUESSED YOU WOULD NOW LIKE GOLD, MOLD, ROLD-GOLDS, THE COLD, BOLD, AND THE WORD SOLD.
MIGHT AS WELL FOLD, YOU CAN'T WIN. I KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING A NAP ANYWAY.
Josephus wrote:MIGHT AS WELL FOLD, YOU CAN'T WIN. I KNOW, YOU'RE TAKING A NAP ANYWAY.
EH? WHA? SPEAK UP SONNY, I CAN'T HEAR YA... TODAY WE'RE GOING TO VISIT THE JELLY BELLY FACTORY THEN GOING SHOPPING AT THE OUTLET STORES IN KENOSHA. SHOULD BE FUN. AAAAND... MY SQUARE IS IN THE BLACK NOW. MUAHHAHAHAHAA!!!
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SkekTek wrote:EH? WHA? SPEAK UP SONNY, I CAN'T HEAR YA... TODAY WE'RE GOING TO VISIT THE JELLY BELLY FACTORY THEN GOING SHOPPING AT THE OUTLET STORES IN KENOSHA. SHOULD BE FUN. AAAAND... MY SQUARE IS IN THE BLACK NOW. MUAHHAHAHAHAA!!!
BE SURE TO BUY SOME BELLY FLOPS. DEFORMED JELLY BEANS ARE THE BOMB!
PemberDucky wrote:BE SURE TO BUY SOME BELLY FLOPS. DEFORMED JELLY BEANS ARE THE BOMB!
GOT THREE BAGS. THOSE THINGS ARE GREAT. ALSO GOT SOME CLOTHES FOR THE KIDS. I GOT A REAL CHEAP PAIR OF TIMBERLAND SANDALS... AND WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SUGAR BUZZ!!!!!
SkekTek wrote:GOT THREE BAGS. THOSE THINGS ARE GREAT. ALSO GOT SOME CLOTHES FOR THE KIDS. I GOT A REAL CHEAP PAIR OF TIMBERLAND SANDALS... AND WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SUGAR BUZZ!!!!!
CHEEZE CURDS! THEY ARE AWESOME. WE USED TO VISIT A CHEEZE FACTORY IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN< AND BUY BAGS OF THE CURDS. AWESOME.
Josephus wrote:CHEEZE CURDS! THEY ARE AWESOME. WE USED TO VISIT A CHEEZE FACTORY IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN< AND BUY BAGS OF THE CURDS. AWESOME.
A FEW DAYS AGO HAD DEEP FRIED CHEEZ CURDZ FROM CULVER'S. WUZ TAYSTEE. OF COURSE, MY CHOLESTEROL LEVEL'S TAKING A BEATING THIS TRIP... BUT WHAT THE HECK, IT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A VACATION...
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SkekTek wrote:A FEW DAYS AGO HAD DEEP FRIED CHEEZ CURDZ FROM CULVER'S. WUZ TAYSTEE. OF COURSE, MY CHOLESTEROL LEVEL'S TAKING A BEATING THIS TRIP... BUT WHAT THE HECK, IT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A VACATION...
YOU ARE A BAD BOY.
dontwantaname wrote:YOU ARE A BAD BOY.
OF COURSE HE IS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
NOW I'M A... BAD MAN...
SkekTek wrote:NOW I'M A... BAD MAN...
WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE BLACK?
dontwantaname wrote:WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE BLACK?
I'M NOT BLACK? GREAT, THROW THAT IN MY FACE TOO... I GOT SOULZ
SkekTek wrote:I'M NOT BLACK? GREAT, THROW THAT IN MY FACE TOO... I GOT SOULZ
YOU GOT WEIRD SIDEBURNS!
SkekTek wrote:NOW I'M A... BAD OLD MAN...
Josephus wrote:
BETTER GET ME A JELLO PUDDING POP, OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE...
SkekTek wrote:BETTER GET ME A JELLO PUDDING POP, OR THERE'LL BE TROUBLE...
THEO...RUDY...MY DARLING...Y'SEE...THEO.
I CAN HAZ A CAPS LOCK!
THE THINGS I DRAWER COME TRUE!
CAPS LOCK IS STUCK... SOMEONE NEEDS TO... FIX IT!
SkekTek wrote:CAPS LOCK IS STUCK... SOMEONE NEEDS TO... FIX IT!
OR BITE IT!
Masticator wrote:OR BITE IT!
HEY THERE CHEWBACCA!
1ass wrote:I AM AN ASS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN?
SkekTek wrote:WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN?
HE REMAINS A MISSHAPEN, UNFORMED MASS IN MY ABDOMEN, WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED BY DOCTORS WHEN I GO IN COMPLAINING OF A MYSTERIOUS PRESSURE THAT MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO BREATHE.
HAPPY ROSWELL UFO CRASH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!
I NEED A NAP.
SkekTek wrote:I NEED A NAP.
I NEED A COFFEE
kenney9226 wrote:HE REMAINS A MISSHAPEN, UNFORMED MASS IN MY ABDOMEN, WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED BY DOCTORS WHEN I GO IN COMPLAINING OF A MYSTERIOUS PRESSURE THAT MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO BREATHE.
#1 STRANGEST THING FOUND INSIDE A HUMAN BODY!
PemberDucky wrote:#1 STRANGEST THING FOUND INSIDE A HUMAN BODY!
NO1 WAS INSIDE KENNEY?
pooflady wrote:NO1 WAS INSIDE KENNEY?
LIKE JIFFY BAG IN A PADDED ENVELOPE.
ME TOO, BUT I SHOULD BE A GOOD GIRL AND WORK.
KtCallista wrote:ME TOO, BUT I SHOULD BE A GOOD GIRL AND WORK.
REMEMBER - IT'S HAPPY NAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!
pooflady wrote:REMEMBER - IT'S HAPPY NAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!!
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