If you're not familiar with the term grab-assin'...
Coaches Fall 4 Stories After Wrestling
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Two football coaches from a Pennsylvania college were injured Tuesday morning after they fell four stories at Gaylord Opryland Resort. Police said the two men, Scott Coy, 29, and Darren DeMeio, 23, were wrestling shirtless in their boxer shorts when they tumbled out a window from a room in the Delta Atrium section around 4:15 a.m.
"These are really substantial, weather-resistant, double-paned plate glass windows. So (it's a) very strange, unusual occurrence for someone to literally come crashing through them and down onto the ground below," said Kim Keelor, Opryland Hotel spokeswoman. Coy suffered a pelvic and femur fracture and is in critical condition at Vanderbilt Medical Center. DeMeio suffered a broken vertebrae and is listed in stable condition.
Alcohol may have been involved, but police did not expect charges to be filed. The men were in town for the 2009 American Football Coaches Association Convention.
Ummm...4:15 AM in their boxers and alcohol may have been involved?
Yeah, right...that or Lucky Charms.