Schrobblehead


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Ummm... Somebody should have told her that the South Beach diet doesn't mean you eat all of the food in South Beach.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


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I don't mean to be mean, but her mom jeans aren't doin it for me.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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It looks like she ate Tony Romo!


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PemberDucky


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PemberDucky wrote:It looks like she ate Tony Romo!



Oh, now I feel bad about saying that.
Look, I'm not really a feminist, but I feel like she and those other cheesecake bubblegum Pop-tarts collectively take women back a few decades.

What? No, Jessica. 'Cheesecake bubblegum Pop-tarts' was a figure of speech.


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Schrobblehead


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probationp! probationp! probationp!
scrotump-flavoredp-jellop!

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PemberDucky wrote:It looks like she ate Tony Romo!



oh, please don't feel bad about saying that. I laughed hard!

thank you.