Schrobblehead wrote:I shouldn't be sharing this, but I don't even know what to do with it. His IP address is: 70.79.194.161

huh. that narrows it down some.

He has an encyclopedic knowledge of female asian news reporters.

He's a pervert...er...appreciates women's outer qualities.

He has a really understanding wife.

He is under-challenged in his job.

He likes food...but not necessarily a "foodie"

He likes crayons, especially blue ones.

He's embarrassed by us.

He enjoys comic books.

He enjoys music.

Dolphins make him cry.

killingtime wrote:

Dolphins make him cry.

only when he mistakenly eats them with too much wasabi.

//enjoying a light snack of a can of tuna-safe dolphin

dontwantaname wrote:A tuna eating Borg

not tuna. dolphin.

no1 wrote:not tuna. dolphin.

but there's no good double entendres about you eating dolphin...

Schrobblehead wrote:but there's no good double entendres about you eating dolphin...

mmm. porpoise.

dontwantaname wrote:A gentleman and scholar Brog.



The big claw is to grab and hold huge b00bs.

yessss.

Is afraid of no2.

killingtime wrote:Is afraid of no2.

For his sake I hope dolphin causes constipation.

no1 wrote:my name is hugh.

Hugh Jackman?! Did you just give Barbara Walters a lapdance? <3

fablefire wrote:Hugh Jackman?! Did you just give Barbara Walters a lapdance? <3

no, hugh downs. but i did give barbie a lap dance every week after 20/20 was over.

"we’re in touch, so you be in touch"

PemberDucky wrote:He enjoys pina coladas and occasionally getting caught in the rain. Not into yoga.
Also advocates makin' love at midnight.

failure pastries? does that come with creme filling?

PemberDucky wrote:Yes, but the creme filling is cursed.

cursed is ok, as long as it's not rancid.

Has, on occasion, consumed canned Spaghetti-O's that were (well) past their expiration.

gwp wrote:Has, on occasion, consumed canned Spaghetti-O's that were (well) past their expiration.

i should hope they're expired. eating live, squirmy things is gross!

no1 wrote:my name is hugh.

hugh jassman?

dontwantaname wrote:They were never alive. Except as grain.

keep telling yourself that, spaghettio-killer. have you never seen the futurama episose "the problem with popplers?"

dontwantaname wrote:They were never alive. Except as grain.

Peeshaw!

dontwantaname wrote:Are we on another planet? Did we sort of steal a plot line from the Star Trek with the big ugly thing that was repaired with cement?

horta. devil in the dark.

dontwantaname wrote:Sure. One post and then ..... gone.

not much worse than many woot veterans these days. how many do you post, mabe half a dozen, then ... gone.

according to him, his profile looks a bit like this:

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He's a joker.

He's a smoker.

He's a midnight toker.

He gets his lovin' on the run.

no1 wrote:horta. devil in the dark.

a poor misunderstood mama.

I think No1 was the first wooter to respond to one of my PMs. But I can't confirm that because my new and improved PM page has 48 items on two pages, but no button for me to click to see what's on page 2!

So my contribution to the thread is that I know that No1 has been a punctual responder to PMs.

kenney9226 wrote:I think No1 was the first wooter to respond to one of my PMs. But I can't confirm that because my new and improved PM page has 48 items on two pages, but no button for me to click to see what's on page 2!

So my contribution to the thread is that I know that No1 has been a punctual responder to PMs.

if you highlight the corner of the page at the bottom, you can see the page numbers of the previous pages, and then try to click the right one. I have 2012 private messages in 679 threads, on 17 pages myself, since I never delete them! my first private message was from mnementh.

Josephus wrote:if you highlight the corner of the page at the bottom, you can see the page numbers of the previous pages, and then try to click the right one. I have 2012 private messages in 679 threads, on 17 pages myself, since I never delete them! my first private message was from mnementh.

oh, I see. the "2" was the same color as the background so the highlighting thing revealed it. thanks for the tip.

Now I must retract my earlier statement because my first PM was indeed from Darthv8r.

If No1 was/is secretsanta2, then my second PM was from him, though!