Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Schrobblehead wrote:I shouldn't be sharing this, but I don't even know what to do with it. His IP address is: 70.79.194.161



huh. that narrows it down some.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

He has an encyclopedic knowledge of female asian news reporters.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

killingtime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages killingtime

He's a pervert...er...appreciates women's outer qualities.

He has a really understanding wife.

He is under-challenged in his job.

He likes food...but not necessarily a "foodie"

He likes crayons, especially blue ones.

He's embarrassed by us.

He enjoys comic books.

He enjoys music.

Dolphins make him cry.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
killingtime wrote:

Dolphins make him cry.



only when he mistakenly eats them with too much wasabi.

//enjoying a light snack of a can of tuna-safe dolphin

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:only when he mistakenly eats them with too much wasabi.

//enjoying a light snack of a can of tuna-safe dolphin




A tuna eating Borg

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:A tuna eating Borg



not tuna. dolphin.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:not tuna. dolphin.



A dolphin eating tuna Borg

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Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
no1 wrote:not tuna. dolphin.



but there's no good double entendres about you eating dolphin...

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Schrobblehead wrote:but there's no good double entendres about you eating dolphin...



mmm. porpoise.

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He's a gentleman & a scholar.



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dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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A gentleman and scholar Brog.



The big claw is to grab and hold huge books.

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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:A gentleman and scholar Brog.



The big claw is to grab and hold huge b00bs.



yessss.

killingtime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages killingtime

Is afraid of no2.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
killingtime wrote:Is afraid of no2.



For his sake I hope dolphin causes constipation.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

fablefire


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no1 wrote:my name is hugh.



Hugh Jackman?! Did you just give Barbara Walters a lapdance? <3

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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He enjoys pina coladas and occasionally getting caught in the rain. Not into yoga.
Also advocates makin' love at midnight.


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no1


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fablefire wrote:Hugh Jackman?! Did you just give Barbara Walters a lapdance? <3



no, hugh downs. but i did give barbie a lap dance every week after 20/20 was over.

"we’re in touch, so you be in touch"

no1


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PemberDucky wrote:He enjoys pina coladas and occasionally getting caught in the rain. Not into yoga.
Also advocates makin' love at midnight.



failure pastries? does that come with creme filling?

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:failure pastries? does that come with creme filling?



Yes, but the creme filling is cursed.


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no1


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PemberDucky wrote:Yes, but the creme filling is cursed.



cursed is ok, as long as it's not rancid.

gwp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwp

Has, on occasion, consumed canned Spaghetti-O's that were (well) past their expiration.

no1


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gwp wrote:Has, on occasion, consumed canned Spaghetti-O's that were (well) past their expiration.



i should hope they're expired. eating live, squirmy things is gross!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
no1 wrote:my name is hugh.



hugh jassman?

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:i should hope they're expired. eating live, squirmy things is gross!



They were never alive. Except as grain.

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:They were never alive. Except as grain.



keep telling yourself that, spaghettio-killer. have you never seen the futurama episose "the problem with popplers?"

killingtime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages killingtime
dontwantaname wrote:They were never alive. Except as grain.



Peeshaw!

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:keep telling yourself that, spaghettio-killer. have you never seen the futurama episose "the problem with popplers?"



Are we on another planet? Did we sort of steal a plot line from the Star Trek with the big ugly thing that was repaired with cement?

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dontwantaname


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killingtime wrote:Peeshaw!



Sure. One post and then ..... gone.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Are we on another planet? Did we sort of steal a plot line from the Star Trek with the big ugly thing that was repaired with cement?



horta. devil in the dark.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Sure. One post and then ..... gone.



not much worse than many woot veterans these days. how many do you post, mabe half a dozen, then ... gone.

terrimeyers


quality posts: 2 Private Messages terrimeyers

according to him, his profile looks a bit like this:

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Thanks SS for my new togs!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

He's a joker.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

He's a smoker.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

He's a midnight toker.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

He gets his lovin' on the run.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
no1 wrote:horta. devil in the dark.



a poor misunderstood mama.

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:horta. devil in the dark.



What about you? What is your oldest joined on date?
Plus, we never found the account that you buy stuff with!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

I think No1 was the first wooter to respond to one of my PMs. But I can't confirm that because my new and improved PM page has 48 items on two pages, but no button for me to click to see what's on page 2!

So my contribution to the thread is that I know that No1 has been a punctual responder to PMs.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
kenney9226 wrote:I think No1 was the first wooter to respond to one of my PMs. But I can't confirm that because my new and improved PM page has 48 items on two pages, but no button for me to click to see what's on page 2!

So my contribution to the thread is that I know that No1 has been a punctual responder to PMs.



if you highlight the corner of the page at the bottom, you can see the page numbers of the previous pages, and then try to click the right one. I have 2012 private messages in 679 threads, on 17 pages myself, since I never delete them! my first private message was from mnementh.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
Josephus wrote:if you highlight the corner of the page at the bottom, you can see the page numbers of the previous pages, and then try to click the right one. I have 2012 private messages in 679 threads, on 17 pages myself, since I never delete them! my first private message was from mnementh.



oh, I see. the "2" was the same color as the background so the highlighting thing revealed it. thanks for the tip.

Now I must retract my earlier statement because my first PM was indeed from Darthv8r.

If No1 was/is secretsanta2, then my second PM was from him, though!