At some point in the recent past, we asked you to show us another product reconfigured or redesigned to cater to obsessive video gamers. The only thing that pulls me away from the Wii right now is Woot. But I just used some of my Wii points to buy the Internet channel on the Wii so now I can just pause Zelda and pop over and check Woot without ever getting off the couch. Isn't modern lazology just grand?
First Place - $100
tehpwnerer - Wii Spork
Obviously intended for use with the Wii Major League Eating game that was just released. What, don't believe me?
Second Place - $50
toby8915 - World of Warcraft Detail Package
This must be what the interior of the Toyota Tacoma looks like. What, don't believe me?
Third Place - $20
wildwolf11 - Blooper
Great minds really do think alike! This is actually in production. What, don't believe me?
faithcoaching - Warrior Mac & Cheese
Is it the macaroni that gives you the strength, or the cheese?
FedUpOldHag - Throne of Power
Al Bundy would never have had any peace with one of these!
phardin1 - Mobile Tetris
Oh please tell me this will never happen!
lorem - Shrooms
I would totally buy these and I don't even like mushrooms.
Scoozor - Visine Gamer
Also good for those unsightly facial blemishes caused by too much Doritos, soda and lack of sun.
bpeterson82 - Playstroller 3
Honey! I finally beat the Twilight King in Twilight Princess. Huh? The baby? Oh, one of the fire elves took her in the park, of course. She was crying. Anyway, I started out as a wolf, but I had to change back to human form right off, and ...Honey? Where are you going? Honey?
ActorTom - Wishful Thinking
I wish I were rich, just so I could promise Tom that we're humble already and he could take off that signature!
Money winners, please email your Paypal info to email@example.com. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to firstname.lastname@example.org. Then go download the Monkey Quest add-on for World of Warcraft. It doesn't matter if you don't play WoW, just have a copy of it in your My Documents folder. Then go to eBay and search for those old Monkey Island games 1-4, win the auctions, wait for them to arrive in the mail, install them on your computer and finish each one. Then you will be completely ready for the new Monkey Island major motion picture. What, don't believe me? Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: the line between the real world and the electronical world is continually shrinking. One day soon the two worlds will be completely fused together (probably in 2012) and then we will all exist on a higher plane with +14 attack power.