At some point in the recent past, we asked you to show us what public transportation would look like if Woot ran it. What do you think it would look like? It would be purple, gray and white; no wait, I mean orange and green; no wait, I mean olive green and pea green. And it will cost $5 for a one-way ticket, anywhere you want to go in the continental U.S. It might not be very comfortable though, are you afraid of heights? It's a long way up that ladder to the top of the giant snail. Also it would be good if you're in no hurry. Wear a coat and bring your own snacks. Don't bring a salad, though, the snail will fight you for it.
First Place - $100
easy1 - Short Bus
Maybe the door's in the back?
Second Place - $50
toby8915 - Woot Square
It's Woot's world, we just live in it.
Third Place - $20
Hydoo - Snailpost
It's a world of psychadelic colors and colorful sounds for you, isn't it Hydoo?
And that's one nosy snail, he's not even looking where he's going, stupid dawdling snails.
wizard7926 - Limited Seating
All the kids are hoping for a sellout because man, you know that last seat's going to be next to Hasslehoff.
gwp - gwp Wides the Bus
Wider sure does look better!
RABBIDpanda - Commute.woot
Now this is how a system ought to run. Efficient, clean, sensible. All the cool people would be in the same place every day.
majit - Bus Schedule
It's like this sign is trying to tell us something, I just know it!
tehpwnerer - Smartpost
Is this how bags of crap are made? People in the high rise just throw stuff in the box as it slowly moves down the street?
SailorSpoon - Short Hop
Dave's about to fling that guy into the roof of the bank -- WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DAVE! Sigh...just like that snail.
zott - Woot-off Airlines
Someone had to do the most obvious joke possible - and it was zott! well done!
wizard7926 - Time Waits for No Man
It's like Wiz is trying to tell us something, I just know it!
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