kenney9226 wrote:I used to like "House," but now I don't so much because of the following reasons:
1) Dr. Greg ALWAYS will insult each of his henchmen, they each will take it but try to interject a snappy comeback that will not be successful.
Oh, you little man, you just don't get it
kenney9226 wrote:2) Dr. Wilson will ALWAYS show frustration and use the word "friend," usually preceeded with "I don't know why I am your."
Sometimes preceeded by "I'm through being your"
3) Someone will address Cuddy's butt like it's a separate, living entity.
I certainly stare at it like it is. However, I find myself more attracted to the girls up front
kenney9226 wrote:4) THE INITIAL DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG.
Actually, a lot of the time, it IS right, they just discount it first.
kenney9226 wrote:5) You will always see that large, two-toned tennis ball in a scene.
It's contractually obligated through SAG to be present. Like the Sota record player
kenney9226 wrote:6) Dr. Greg ALWAYS plays with his..... cane.
It's got fire on it... and itches...
kenney9226 wrote:7) Seeing a mean person get away with being a prick all the time is not entertaining any more.
Works for Adder...
kenney9226 wrote:8) Dr. Greg will NEVER get fired for being a turd, and none of his henchmen will ever quit.
He has gotten fired a few times, but crawls back. Same for the henchmen. Except for Cutthroat...
kenney9226 wrote:9) THE SECOND DIAGNOSIS OF THE SICK PATIENT IS ALWAYS WRONG, TOO!
Problem with dartboard medicine.
kenney9226 wrote:10) No one ever realizes that this whole team of "expert diagnosticians" really is not that bright because usually it's the THIRD, FOURTH, OR FIFTH DIAGNOSIS that ends up being right. Would you really want to see a doctor that you can guarantee will misdiagnose you the first and second time, every time, and subject you to unnecessary, sometimes painful and/or embarrassing tests in the process?
It's certainly fun to watch though. And usually there's at least one appearance of a totally off-color bodily fluid! Last night, it was green pee!