THIS IS A TERRIBLE ITEM, woot, come on.

kippyj wrote:You can fix it...just google some instructions and get a pipe wrench. While you're at it, you might need new washers. Come to think of it, your friendly hardware store employee might offer to check your pipes for free...

Check my pipes for free 'eh.......brb!

You can get a Jack Lalanne Power Juicer for close to this amount of money. And look at that guy.

rlecour wrote:Btw, that bacon salt is awesome!! Bought mine on Amazon during the last woot because it was cheaper. Damn tasty stuff!

I found that the Bacon Salts tastes good when cooked IN to things, but not so much when sprinkled ON to things like you would table salt.

So, I put it on meat before cooking (oven or grill) and in things that get mixed and/or cooked. But, I don't keep it at the table for seasoning on my plate. Just an FYI...

Only of the Juice Man says its good.

With his caterpillar eyebrows.

DODTracker.com lists this under "Computers & Electronics" so it must be USB powered. . . or at least have an ESATA connection

carol2bs1grl wrote:Sold! That is...if he can fix a faucet.....no water pressure for months now in a bathroom sink and I don't want to pay a plumber!

Don't even get me started on plumbers....

I'll tell you the story anyways.

For about 2 years the toilet in our middle floor bathroom did not work. We finally decided to hire a plumber (handyman, really) to fix it. He showed up to fix it about a month after he said he would, but he needed to order some parts. About 2 months later he came and fixed the toilet. He decided that the sink needed to be replaced as well (don't know why, it worked just fine). So he came and put a brand new sink in, but the problem was that the sink stuck out too far, so the door couldn't clear the sink. (keep in mind, the bathroom is about a 4x5 square. yeah, its tiny) Thus, leaving the bathroom door stuck open. Well 2 months later, he comes back with a new sink, that fits. So after about 6 months of waiting, our toilet was finally fixed. Along with a brand new sink that we didn't need. I'm thinking we should have called someone else and had just the toilet fixed considering it would have taken maybe 3 days instead of 6 months.

ericadam wrote:What a novel idea! Enslave your children!

Hey - that's the only reason I can think to have any.

BTW - my parents did it. Family restaurant = Slave Labor.

CincyE wrote:One returns it because it costs $90.00

lol exactly

Is this woot off really bad becuase April's is going to the amazing. We can only hope so!

Next up-

The Refurbed Breville Grape Peeler

dgary1980 wrote:Replace the bad seals for the motor most likely, only thing I can think of other than the motor going out

BAD seal! BAD SEAL!! Where is my bat?

kippyj wrote:You can fix it...just google some instructions and get a pipe wrench. While you're at it, you might need new washers. Come to think of it, your friendly hardware store employee might offer to check your pipes for free...

LOL, but then how am I going to get my sink fixed???

yelo65nova wrote:90 bucks? Not electric? Refurbished?? No way! Ridiculous!! Where are the flashing lights and monkey?!

On eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-WOOT-USB-Powered-WOOT-OFF-Lights-Monkey_W0QQitemZ220382184380QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220382184380&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

Great Dane is now bathed and not happy about it. And there are still some left... seriously...

Not in the mood to buy a juicer when it is 19 degrees outside at the end of March...

You gotta LOVE juice to pay $90 for a referb juicer...

ginbak wrote:Hey - that's the only reason I can think to have any.

BTW - my parents did it. Family restaurant = Slave Labor.

Oh, it's a fantastic idea!

juice me, please.

tob64 wrote:You stupid English kanigit!

BEWARE!

Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

adamsfam5 wrote:
BEWARE!

LOOK AT THE BONES!

beautyofmachines wrote:Okay so I'm no juicing expert, but I'm baffled. What does a motor do for this thing? I thought it was just a press, where you push down on the lever and it manually squeezes all the juice out. Where does the motor come in? Does the cone-shaped thing in the middle spin? Does it help you push the lever down? Does it just whir and hum and sound fancy schmancy?

yes, the center spins to maximize the juice extraction. The various filters that you can insert allow more or less of the pulp to flow through.

-W

deathb4addiction wrote:Check my pipes for free 'eh.......brb!

I'm known for receiving random, unsolicited offers.

sknier wrote:But those oranges aren't going to juice themselves, kitty.

I was hoping someone would see the irony there...

culexor wrote:Don't even get me started on plumbers....

I'll tell you the story anyways.

For about 2 years the toilet in our middle floor bathroom did not work. We finally decided to hire a plumber (handyman, really) to fix it. He showed up to fix it about a month after he said he would, but he needed to order some parts. About 2 months later he came and fixed the toilet. He decided that the sink needed to be replaced as well (don't know why, it worked just fine). So he came and put a brand new sink in, but the problem was that the sink stuck out too far, so the door couldn't clear the sink. (keep in mind, the bathroom is about a 4x5 square. yeah, its tiny) Thus, leaving the bathroom door stuck open. Well 2 months later, he comes back with a new sink, that fits. So after about 6 months of waiting, our toilet was finally fixed. Along with a brand new sink that we didn't need. I'm thinking we should have called someone else and had just the toilet fixed considering it would have taken maybe 3 days instead of 6 months.

Buy 3 of these and you will be happy...Hurry

kippyj wrote:I'm known for receiving random, unsolicited offers.

Yeah! It's friday!

Does this make milk shakes or chocolate bars?

csbrunke wrote:Next up-

The Refurbed Breville Grape Peeler

that would be awesome!!! do rhey even make those.. i need one!!

Considering I have 8 citrus trees in my backyard, I was actually excited about this one. Done and done!

tob64 wrote:It's only a stupid little "juice presser" Throw the holy handgrenade

It's been thrown, and buried over, and unburied again.

This is a decent citrus press for the citrus novice but a real press should be made out of machined stainless steel. The active arm system they use with this press is laughably short it should be at least 3 inches longer and have Kevlar inserts for added strength. The weak 1 hp motor used with this unit is a joke. I actually use a Prius attachment for all my presses, it attaches to the driveline and Toyota rates it at 55hp.

Overpriced rubbish.

YouCantWootThis wrote:I found that the Bacon Salts tastes good when cooked IN to things, but not so much when sprinkled ON to things like you would table salt.

So, I put it on meat before cooking (oven or grill) and in things that get mixed and/or cooked. But, I don't keep it at the table for seasoning on my plate. Just an FYI...

Hell, do both.

A refurbished citrus press? How does that work?

can you use this to smash all the usb storage drives woot's been putting up?

stv8r wrote:Quality posts counts were a brilliant move by Woot to try and refocus people on the products during a Wootoff! Come on people , let's get those quality post numbers up!!!

To those who use Wootoffs to boost your post counts previously......BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Hmnnnn...guess I should have posted my experiences with the Garrity Touch Lights :^/

YouCantWootThis wrote:I found that the Bacon Salts tastes good when cooked IN to things, but not so much when sprinkled ON to things like you would table salt.

So, I put it on meat before cooking (oven or grill) and in things that get mixed and/or cooked. But, I don't keep it at the table for seasoning on my plate. Just an FYI...

But it's really good on baked potatoes and cheese fries...it's just not as salty as table salt. The cheddar, jalapeno and maple flavors are my faves.

carol2bs1grl wrote:LOL, but then how am I going to get my sink fixed???

And btw...that totally should be considered a quality post....come on staffers!! Have a heart!! :D